All the random stuff you鈥檇 weirdly miss if you #DeleteFacebook
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Breaking up is hard to do
Well, it鈥檚 finally happened. After a rocky 14 years, the internet may have fallen out of love with Facebook.
In the wake of allegations that聽analytics firm聽Cambridge Analytica聽used third party apps on Facebook to influence elections, the hashtag #DeleteFacebook is in full swing on rival social network Twitter, with more than 50,000 tweets posted so far.
This time, it鈥檚 not just privacy activists who are getting rid of their accounts. The high-profile users pressing delete include WhatsApp co-founder Brian Acton, who sold the messaging app to Facebook for over 拢11 billion in 2014.
On Tuesday night, he simply announced, "It is time."
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg told the on Wednesday that they hadn鈥檛 鈥渟een a meaningful number of people鈥 deleting their accounts 鈥 but avoided giving an estimate.
Meanwhile, people have decided that they鈥檒l just have to start showing off their cats IRL from now on.
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But breaking up is hard to do 鈥 especially when you鈥檙e used to sharing everything. Deleting Facebook might leave you feeling strangely empty.
After all, it was always there: at work, on the bus, in the pub and - let鈥檚 be honest - in your bed.
Here are a few of the random things you鈥檒l miss if do hit 'delete'.
Getting to know your friends better
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It鈥檚 been an invaluable resource.
Finding out when everyone you鈥檝e ever met gets engaged
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How will you send your heartfelt congratulations to that girl you went to primary school with and haven鈥檛 spoken to since? Are you going to scribble 鈥淥MG so happy for you!!!鈥 on a piece of paper and fly it to her via carrier pigeon? It鈥檚 just not the same.
Your mum on Facebook
No, really - because if she can鈥檛 comment 鈥渓ooks fun鈥 on all of your photos on Facebook, she鈥檒l move to Twitter.
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We don鈥檛 mean to be dramatic but this must never happen.
Your aunt鈥檚 friend who discovered FarmVille eight years too late
Even after what feels like 13 million invitations, you STILL don鈥檛 want to play FarmVille 鈥 but you鈥檝e grown weirdly attached to the little notification that still pops up from someone, somewhere, every few hours.
That mate who thinks every meme they come across is 鈥楽O you lol鈥
Admit it: you'll actually miss those 4,792 notifications a day likening you to three-year-old Grumpy Cat memes.
But there's also a sizeable chunk of stuff you really won't miss, such as...
All of your acquaintances鈥 baby photos聽
It鈥檚 genuinely great that everyone you know is growing up and having children while you enjoy your regular Friday night date with a bottle of supermarket-brand gin.
All the people who can鈥檛 spell
And all the people who self-righteously correct them. And the people replying "F off grammer police". And then the Grammar Police replying "grammar*".
And so on.
Those vague 鈥渨ow I can鈥檛 believe what just happened never trust people鈥 statuses
As well as the dozens of "hope ur ok hun x" comments that follow.
That friend who posts 3,000 charity run updates a day
It usually goes something a little like this: 鈥淢y goldfish passed away and now I鈥檓 running a 10k to raise money for the World Goldfish Welfare Fund 鈥 here鈥檚 a minute-by-minute live-action replay of the 7k training run I did today!鈥
Mentioning the words 鈥榳ashing machine鈥 in one chat with someone one time and being flooded with ads for washing machines for days
Ahh, how comforting to know that Facebook seems to know you better than any real, physical person could possibly ever hope to. Definitely comforting. Not unsettling at all.
So long, Facebook 鈥 it鈥檚 been real. Maybe it鈥檚 time to fire up the old Bebo account?