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Archives for May 2008

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Vis | 19:22 UK time, Thursday, 29 May 2008

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Here is Ace's Weave freestyle. The labels have been on the phone and this looks like its set to be the big carnival anthem. Check this out:

Ace - Buy you a weave.

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Something for the half term crew: Where do you sit in Class??

Ace | 17:31 UK time, Wednesday, 28 May 2008


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Cant lie I sat at the back NOT to smoke and NOT cos I was too cool for school but because I was too big and people behind me couldnt see. Plus being at the back helped me not be seen when being the class clown.

Your Game final In Birmingham.

Ace | 15:10 UK time, Wednesday, 28 May 2008

10 Cities
350 Teams
3000 People involved.

It all came down to this!! The final of your game check this out:

Dora the "frauder"?

Ace | 16:31 UK time, Wednesday, 21 May 2008


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Due to my daughter being too ill to go to nursery this morning I spent the best part of this morning and early afternoon on the sofa with her watching her "Dora The Explorer" Box set. That's right your boy Ace in front of the TV watching over 5 and a half hours of Dora!
My Daughter is a big fan of Dora but I have never really taken time out to see what all the hype was about.

If you don't know about Dora she's basically a bi-lingual little girl who travels the world claiming she's trying to find something or help someone. I'm not CONVINCED. To make it worst her travelling companion is a talking monkey called Boots.

While watching it for a couple of hours I had loads of questions. Unfortunately my Daughter (eyes fixed to the screen) couldn't answer them.

How old is Dora??
How can she be allowed to Travel the world without her parents??
In one episode her father coaches her baseball team
Why does her dad care more about baseball than his runaway daughter that talks to wild animals?
Is he Really her Dad??
Is Diego really Dora's cousin or her Boyfriend?
Since when do monkeys wear boots??
If he only wears one item of clothing does that mean he's naked??
How can Dora go from country to country without a passport?
Why doesn't Dora get angry with Swiper?
Where's the lesson that thieves get punished?
Why Cant Dora speak French??
Why does she encourage young kids to shout Spanish words at the telly?
Is she making youngsters believe she actually lives inside the telly??

If you have any answers to my questions I'd really appreciate them. Leave them in the comments section.

UPDATE
We managed to get Nickelodeon on the phone during Fridays show. Heres what they had to say for themselves.

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Foxy has definitely let herself go Since being released from prison....

Ace | 16:38 UK time, Tuesday, 20 May 2008


Possibly my favourite female MC in the game. Foxy Brown was released from prison April 18th after serving time since last August. Since her release shes been off the radar but we've managed to obtain a picture of her taken in the past couple of weeks.

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Only joking thats Madonna's ex and former Celeb Big Brother Housemate Dennis Rodman looking extremely scary. For those that dont know why he's famous here is Rodman in his heyday.

Big up for the picture.

The Migidymigidymigidymigidy-Macks Are Back!!

Ace | 16:45 UK time, Thursday, 15 May 2008

Everyones favourite childhood rap duo are back!! But they have done away with the baggy backwards jeans and have got a whole new look!! One in particular looks extremely different..

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Definitely Gonna miss the bus in high heels bro.

Look out for the new album "Kriss-KrossDressers"

*Of course thats not really him*


False advertising gone mad!!

Ace | 17:11 UK time, Wednesday, 14 May 2008

Was browsing the net today and found this:

"A US psychologist has patented a bra for the bum which she claims restores pertness to sagging buttocks. Featuring straps worn around the waist and under the buttocks, the garment claims to instantly shape and add tone to the behind"

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Surley this is more false advertising from the ladies?? They already have a whole array of items to confuse and fool the average red blooded male. Weave, fake tan, push up bras, fake nails aswell as all the stuff we dont know about!!

We asked our listeners on toadys show about the But Bra and here are some quotes from them:

"BUM BRA? just de idea ov wearin 1 sounds nasty! can u imagine de embarasment if u were taken in2 hospital afta an accident...jus a thort! Sadia in birmingham"

"so u get one of these bum bras..but what bwt when u go to av a bit of sexy time with ur partner...not exactly sexy pulin one of those things of! Tasha x"

"I'm wiv u bruv! That is false advertising! If this is allowed then what next?! Soon we won't recognise the women we wake up next 2! James, brighton"

We also had some texts asking if there was one for men and unfortunately I can let you know there is. The article goes on to say;

There's also a £20 version for men, the Maniki, and a Throng, a £15 thong which claims the same uplifting effect

Listen to the clip from our show:



WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO??

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Jay-Z Vs Noel Gallagher

Vis | 16:12 UK time, Wednesday, 14 May 2008

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Jay-Z responds to Noel Gallagher's comments about his headlining appearance at this years Glastonbury festival.

"This headline show is just a natural progression. Rap music is still evolving.

"From AFRIKA BAMBAATAA DJ-ing in the Bronx and RUN DMC going platinum, to JAZZY JEFF AND THE FRESH PRINCE winning the first rap Grammy, I'm just next in the line.

"We have to respect each other's genre of music and move forward."

I couldn't of said it better myself.

`Scene stealers`

Vis | 17:24 UK time, Tuesday, 13 May 2008

What's up people? I'm just giving you a quick heads up. I took part in a new ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ 2 TV program over the weekend called 'Scene Stealers', where teens from all different scenes try to transform themselves into their opposite, under the guidance of a mentor. The first show is about becoming a convincing Hip-Hop MC. So the contributor undergoing that transformation might be a Goth, a Posh Kid, a Hippy, and a Plastic etc etc. At the end of the transformation, the panel of three experts from that scene (myself, 1xtra`s Jenna G and UK rapper Stig) try to spot the impostor and see if they can tell who the real deal is.

Here is a picture of the 'scene stealers' the presenter (Jeff Leach) and the panel (Vis, Jenna g and rapper Stig)

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Ill keep you posted on the date it will be televised.

Your Game: Birmingham

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Ace | 18:13 UK time, Monday, 12 May 2008

Check out your boy Ace gettin his Ali/Tyson/Mayweather on.

Who wants some??


Ever been on a boring long ass car journey???

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Ace | 18:02 UK time, Monday, 12 May 2008

Do Not I repeat Do not try this in your Car!

Hmmmmm....
This give me an idea......

ACe & Vis Skanks on the way.

1xtra Rocks!!

Vis | 17:57 UK time, Monday, 12 May 2008

1Xtra's Rampage review the latest games and gadgets every Thursday for Get Your Game On - this is what happened when they invited Jenna and Dev in on the action!


Your Game: Newcastle

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Ace | 17:27 UK time, Tuesday, 6 May 2008

Check out what happens when your boy Ace hits Newcastle on his lonesome and gets his Arsene Wenger on.


FOREVER!

Vis | 04:12 UK time, Thursday, 1 May 2008

YOU SAW HIM KILL IT AT THE BIGGEST BLACK MUSIC EVENT OF THE YEAR "1XTRA LIVE" NOW WATCH THE BRAND NEW CHRIS BROWN VIDEO FOR HIS LATEST SINGLE "FOREVER"

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

MICHAEL JORDON... I MEAN BARACK OBAMA

Vis | 04:07 UK time, Thursday, 1 May 2008

Eeeeeerm why cant Gorden Brown be this cool?

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