Your Letters
Ah ha... my powers of deduction lead me to believe that there is only a skeleton staff at most offices today. Therefore, it doesn't matter that this letter isn't profound or witty, it still has a higher chance of being published due to a lack of response from the rest of the MM reading world.
Imogen, London
Hi all, have been away on a motorbike for last 3 weeks, anything unusual happened?
Gerard Linehan, Dublin
The '³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ News Most Popular' was showing 'UK traffic to the site is 266% below normal'. It was right after Paper Monitor was posted - any connection?
Gene Scharmann, Bergen, Norway
In answer to Rob's answer to Alex in the French actress Miou-Miou is pronounced "mew-mew". I don't know if that's of any help to Alex though.
Liz F, Nyons, France
Can I now expect my horoscope to mention the influence of UB313 following ?
Supertrunker, Houston
In answer to the request for a new mnemonic to remember the planets in . Many Vindictive Earthlings Minister Judgement - Segregating Unwelcome New Planets
Kathleen Wells, New Brunswick, Canada