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16:22 UK time, Thursday, 28 September 2006
Exactly and maybe you could start a list. I'd add wasps, midges and Anthea Turner...
Stig, London, UK
Can I be the first to say "no, are not the most poisonous things in the world...
Imogen, London
Why did people telephone if they thought he was dead?
MJ Simpson, Leicester, UK
Re: Correspondence on the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ 1 ident. Bring back the hot air balloon, there was no need to do away with it. Also, please tell me those prancing pratts fell off the roof!
Alan, London UK
Can someone tell me what an ident is? The clues, that the old ones were scarlet and brown and the new ones feature a hippo don't tell me much and the word isn't in the dictionary.
Steve, London
Re: . I only use my grill machine (nice choice of generic) for toasting sandwiches. It's simply the best use for them - grilling chicken breasts as recommended is very messy to clean up. Cleaning up after grilling sausages is messy too, but using the grill machine for sausages is well worth the extra work. You get all the niceness of frying (crispy skin, colour, flavour) without the gut-churning grease. Quality.
Lucy Jones, Manchester
Not so, Jennifer. Chanterelle mushrooms grow 2 to 5 cm per month, and are ready for Smurf inhabitation in under 6 months, as long as the mycellium diffuse effectively and individual hyphae aggregate to form stable structures to allow for structural integrity and plumbing.
Tom Brownlee, Birmingham, UK
Phil B-C in London - I severely hope the 1200 phone boxes you were involved in crushing weren't the classic British red telephone boxes, or we may have to try you for crimes against humanity. Besides, as they now retail for around £8,500 each, I would hope you are kicking yourself. (As an aside, this allows me to predict that a swimming pool full of phone boxes would be worth around £9.3 million pounds)
Ian Ferguson, Southampton, UK
MM, "You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips; and there's no tenderness like before in your finger tips...." I want the old 'you' back. J x x
J, Southampton
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