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12:06 UK time, Thursday, 26 October 2006

A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.

It鈥檚 Myra Hindley as you鈥檝e never seen her before, staring out from under her peroxide blonde mop in that infamous police mugshot, in the Daily Mail.

What鈥檚 the beef, you might wonder - the Mail鈥檚 picture desk has frequently dusted that image off in its long-running condemnation of the Moors murderer.

Ah, but here鈥檚 the rub. She鈥檚 done up like an angel, white dove of peace perched on one hand, heavenly robes of white replacing her more familiar 60s garb. It is Channel 4鈥檚 provocative ad for its new drama about the child-killer and Lord Longford, the Labour peer who fought to free her.

Advertising revenues can be hard to come by these days, and a full-page ad sold is a full-page ad sold. But Paper Monitor cannot help but wonder at the bile that might be spewed in the Mail鈥檚 letters page tomorrow. For not only does this ad dress Myra up as an angel, it is C4 wot鈥檚 done it! Tick off those Mail hate-figures.

Meanwhile, Paper Monitor has been most intrigued by the 51-year-old solicitor who has launched legal proceedings to prove that he is Princess Margaret鈥檚 secret love child.

That his birth certificate lists Mr and Mrs Joe Average as his parents does not dent his certainty 鈥 鈥淚鈥檓 adopted!鈥 Then there鈥檚 his recollection of a lovely lady who came to visit when he was two, who told him to behave as 鈥渙ne day you鈥檒l be the king of England鈥 鈥 well, 12th in line for the throne, should his claim be proven.

margaret203pa.jpgThe Guardian too has had its curiosity pricked, for it has dug a photo of the wasp-waisted princess from its archives taken just two months before his birth (here she is, foreground right, in another photo taken at the same time from our own archives).

鈥淚t suggests that either a Windsor鈥檚 uterine walls are as unyielding as her sense of duty, or that Marge remained resolutely unduffed until the highly legitimate Viscount Linley came along,鈥 says the paper.

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