Your letters
At least The Sun (to whom serious props) resisted the more bellicose "How do you solve the problem? nuke Korea."
Chris, Witney, UK
Re: . Just how many Walnut Whips do I need to eat to get an ounce of walnuts?
Christine Bowles, Milton Keynes, England
Dear MM, I must say how pleased I was to read today's juglandaceous article , if simply because it gave me an excuse to use the word juglandaceous, which means 'pertaining to walnuts'.
Kind regards,
Daniel Hayes, St Albans, UK
Wow! Misquoted by the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳! I feel so special. On the front page of the Magazine you have "Your Letters: Robin, Edinburgh: "I know De Burgh's secret". I never said this, but I'm very pleased to make on to the actual Magazine front page.
Robin, Edinburgh
Re: Graham from Munich's letter about bullets in water - it's just a shame we can't use the swimming pool to confirm these facts - as it is presently filled with old telephone boxes...
Mark Leonard, Docklands, London
Could somebody please clear up the bullets and water issue? I need to know how deep to dive next time I am being chased in an implausible movie scenario?
David Manley, Scotland
I have conducted a test to see how far bullets actually can penetrate water. I chartered a boat to the middle of the Atlantic and fired a bullet into the sea. It penetrated nearly 4 miles of water before coming to rest on the bottom. End of debate.
Colin Main, Berkhamsted, UK