Paper Monitor
A service highlighting the riches of the daily press.
The Beckhams have long proved rich pickings for the papers, and David's move to an American major league soccer team satisfies any craving the couple - and the nation's editors - might have to once again fill pages one, three, four and five. Ditto on the sports pages.
And the move brings the premier league punners off the subs' bench. (Did you see what Paper Monitor did there?)
POSH AND BUCKS - the Daily Mirror, on David salary
GOLDEN HAULS - Ditto
BECKS GOES TO LOLLYWOOD - Ditto
END IT LIKE BECKHAM - the Guardian
POSH AND BUCKS - the Sun (great minds, eh?)
SCENT TO THE TOWER - d'uh, how did that one slip in? It's the Sun on the first woman Beefeater
The Mirror also sent a snapper into the Real Madrid shop, which has already taken his shirts off the rails. And the Times does a rather amateurish mock-up of what his Galaxy shirt will look like. Won't the green and yellow make you look a bit sallow, Becks?