Your Letters
15:55 UK time, Tuesday, 13 March 2007
Seriously, am I dreaming? Why are women "" any more than men are - have I time travelled back to the 1950's? Is Life on Mars a reality? (I know it's set in the 70's, but you get my drift!) Men and Women that commit crimes and are found guilty should surely be treated the same in this day and age. What happened to equality - it doesn't only apply when women do well out of it you know!
Naomi Perilli, Sussex
In your article banned at Fame Academy" it says: "All non-essential items are banned from the studio areas to protect the building." So, that's another series over then?
Ed, Clacton, UK
Great news that will now appear on the new £20 note instead of Edward Elgar. Just one small thing... who exactly is he?
Susan , Hertford
Does anyone else think that new looks suspiciously Euro-esque? I'm sure there's a conspiracy theory in there somewhere...
Neko, Luton, UK
Re: animals/robots owning property, there is a precedent - nearly. Dogs, cats and various other pets can have a savings account open in their name, albeit operated by a human trustee. Is this close enough, one wonders, to fit "I can't think off the top of my head of any animals that own property" as asked by Martin from Bristol?
Matt White, Bingley
In answer to the query about animals/robots owning property. I have conducted extensive experiments with my lurcher Barney, and find that it is much easier to remove a ball from the grasp of a robot dog. I am willing to demonstrate this in any court proceedings which may require precedent.
K Walker, Runcorn, UK
Regarding the answer to the Make Your Play question - I STILL DON'T GET IT. Now I have a worse headache than I woke up with. Why are some numbers not visible? Why only pick these and not others? Why on earth do I care?
Hazel Love, Hove, UK
Tut, tut Paper Monitor, surely you know better than to assume the Telegraph publishes all the letters it receives? Just as this lettering, questioning your intelligence, will get lost under "editorial control", all of the letters sent to Telegraph about the redesign have been negative and they are studiously ignoring them!
Ben Hill, Cardiff, Wales
I think I have solved the mystery of Paper Monitor's gender. She must be female. Only a woman would use such evocative language for the Telegraph's new colour palette. To a man, periwinkle would be merely blue and burnt sienna would just be brown.
Caroline Mersey, Belfast, UK
Being a lifelong "Suvvener", I'd like to ask David from Ayr two questions about fud. Male or female anatomy? Above or below the waist? I think we can probably work it out from there.
Caroline, Rochester, UK
Oooooh. Isn't Christian Cook brave? Or perhaps he's just gambling that the Caption Competition technical advisory board aren't the same team with access to the "delete letters unread" filter. Incidentally, am I still on that?
Ed, Clacton, UK
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