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I've been considering spoiling my ballot, I've bought it lots of toys, let it watch unlimited TV and play computer games and fed it lots of junk food - does anyone have any other ideas?
Lee, Manchester

It seems that than cotton. What sort of denim are they talking about? Not the traditional stuff made from cotton, presumably?Colin Main, Berkhamsted

The . The question is, can the widower be entrusted with the kids?
Jel, Swansea

Today's daily mini-quiz suggests that properties named "The Cottage" are popular because they appear on the market more. But surely a property that changes hands a lot is somewhere where people DON'T want to live anymore? UNpopular would be a better description; the properties that are most popular are surely the ones that hardly ever come onto the market because the owners don't want to move?
Rob, London, UK

No mention of could be complete without a link to the Agony Booth's review of said drink with the choice quote: "It was like an evil punch made from fruits that had no business ever knowing each other."
Neil Golightly, Manchester, UK

Labour's webpage on includes this little gem:
"The amount we recycle in the UK is increasing, but each and every person in the UK still generates over half a tonne of household waste per year. That would fill dustbins stretching to the Moon and back!"
Really? Half a tonne in dustbins reaching the Moon and back? I am thinking that half of tonne of rubbish in dustbins balanced in a moonward direction is still going to leave a quite considerable gap.
Christian Cook, Epsom, UK

Regarding the Kate Moss story, no-one can beat the York Press headline... Moss clothes sell like hot Kates.
Ian A, York

In , embarrassment is described as a "little death". This has a very different meaning in French which if performed in public could well be embarrassing.
Duncan, Hove

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