Your Letters
15:02 UK time, Thursday, 6 September 2007
"". That would be six inches tall, then?
Stephen Turner, Cambridge, UK
May I suggest a variant on that old chestnut of formulae to predict the dullest day of the year? I think taking the number of pedantic letters on the monitor, multiplying by the number of just plain grumpy ones and then dividing by the chirpy, innocent, fun ones would give a representative scale of how depressing and frustrating a week has been. This week hasn't got much time left to redeem itself, so may I redirect you all to the in an attempt to encourage frivolity and cheer?
Susannah, Derby
I now can't get the phrase 'tarred with the brush of Donovan' out of my head. It's conjuring up some particularly gruesome images. Please help.
Bridget, Slough
Cheezels! Paper Monitor's an Aussie!
Kass, London
I'm not surprised the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ has abandoned its plans for . Your story tells us that it 'would have involved viewers in a mass "switch-off" to save energy.' I'm pleased to see someone finally realised that that wouldn't really work terribly well as a concept for a TV programme.
Adam, London, UK
HB, London (Wednesday's letters) - but "Anulled - beheaded - died - anulled - beheaded - survived" simply doesn't have the same ring to it.
Sara, Bristol, UK
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