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Was I the only person who was surprised to see an “e-mail this to a friend” link at the end of ?
Michael, Exeter, UK

Bungle is up for the Turner prize? He would get my vote.
Alison C, Derry, N Ireland

I think it might be premature to worry about having to listen to people - the level of background noise from the engines will probably mean the person on the other end can hear nothing but a dull roar. Most people will just give up.
Aine, London

"HELLO! HELLO! CAN YOU HEAR ME? HELLO! I'M IN THE AIR. WHAT? I THINK IT'S IN THE BOTTOM DRAWER OF THE DESK. NO, NO THE BOTTOM ONE. WHAT'S FOR TEA?"
To the UK Tourist board: I think your next advertising campaign has been done for you...
Fi, Gloucestershire, UK

Re : think of it as human chess. Organic pieces with different moves, and of varying size, all trying to out-manoeuvre each other, dynamically. The most interesting moments occur when different pieces confront each other, such as when wings who move sideways, diagonally and forwards, at speed and over long distances confront props, who quite simply don't. I've never fallen asleep watching a rugby match.
Steve, Northampton

So and the body was that of an abortion that went wrong? Now I'm no doctor, but I know that decapitation isn't a well know side effect of an abortion that went wrong.
Louise, Windsor, England

I’m not surprised that wealthy, enfranchised people are more likely to seek solace in drink than the jobless. I live on incapacity benefit and the chance of affording just one beer would be nice. Alcohol is so expensive that it has become a vice of the wealthy.
Martin Boulger, Aylesbury, UK

Re Me and my tattoo and the quote of the day: I have a friend with what she thought was the Chinese character for “lucky” tattooed on her shoulder. She later found out that it means “depression".
Darren Walker, Leeds

Am I the only one who read the headline and thought "uh-oh"?
KBR, Gaborone, Botswana

Look, if we can't have the caption competition, because it's a competition, can't we have a caption quiz? I'll forgo the prizes, honest.
Derrick, Northants

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