Tuesday's Quote of the Day
"Morning, everybody. Windy, huh?" - Donald Trump's precarious hairdo is ruffled as he lands on the Isle of Lewis.
Mr Trump is testifying in Aberdeen at the public inquiry into his plan to build a top-end golf resort along a protected stretch of coastline. He may be an uber-succesful billionaire magnate from America, as well as the face (and executive producer) of the US Apprentice but The Times has him nailed as the "world's most famous comb-over". Perhaps momentarily more pressing for him than convincing the enviromentalists, is how to keep his coiff coiffed in the Outer Hebrides, reputed wind-power capital of Europe.