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Lee (Pseudo-Thursday's Letters) It's not that they couldn't hit the bear with a dart. It's that when you hit a bear with a dart, it runs around for a while afterward and you have to be sure you can find it, keep it clear of people, and safely approach it while it's out, otherwise, it could panic and injure someone. Not really a problem if it's hit by a bullet. If it makes you feel better, the jar tells us that he was at least a problem bear in the making (assuming he wasn't already a problem bear) and would eventually have had to be put down anyway to protect local residents (and their small children. . .).
Sophie, London, UK

Andrew (Pseudo-Thursday's Letters), you were wondering why Michael Schumacher was driving a van in Kent. Even millionaire racing drivers are feeling the credit crunch and are looking to make a few quid on the side.
Jo, Lichfield

Could the reason is the oldest joke be that no-one has got it yet?
QJ, Stafford, UK

Surely the brunettes have consoeurs? Come on pedants, tell me why I'm wrong.
GDW, Edinburgh, UK

Has anyone else noticed an abundance of stories and blogs in the media recently, along the lines of "My [week/month/year*] [with/without*] lots of [plastic/brand name products/public transport/sex*]" (*delete as applicable)?
Well, I'm pleased to announce my latest project. I'm going to see if I can go a whole month without reading ANY stories about what other people are going without for a month. It will be hard, but you can follow my progress by live webcam, twitter, blog, Facebook group....
Nicky Stu, Highgate, London

is terrible news. My grass is littered with fallen apples.
MJ, Ingatestone

Why would anyone want to see a home on Google anyway? I'm sure the internet can be used for more interesting things
Gary Hammond, Telford

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