Thursday's Quote of the Day
"Who do you call when there's a horse stuck in your swimming pool?" - Cornish woman on discovery of drunk pony in pool
Susan Penhaligon was rather surprised when she saw a dark shape resembling the "Beast of Bodmin Moor" in her pool. Happily it turned out to be Fat Boy, a pony that had gorged on fermented apples, became intoxicated and plopped into the water.