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From , we learn that there is a store of eight-year-old urine samples. Now there's a warehouse job you'd keep quiet about.
Francis, St Albans

Landsbanki has let me down. So I'll have to rely on Mumsbanki and Dadsbanki. I thank you.
Michael Hall, Croydon, UK

Well, Tim from Oxford (Tuesday letters) it seems it was four letters about icebergs. So what does that make you? Are you studying statistics at Oxford? If not, perhaps you should.
Fran, Brill

What happens to the if the car stops suddenly and the airbag deploys? I take it he'll also never be used to advertise water beds?
Nigel Macarthur, London, England

I hate to bring up nominative determinism again, but Michael Gove's surname just works perfectly ().
Martin Hollywood, Luxembourg

Re : "And I think everything you find in a great book you would find in a great dictionary, except for the plot". A great book minus a plot = just words. I suppose he is right in that case.
Martin, Bristol, UK

. Really?
Catherine Rushton, London

Re : Presumably, if a guy gets in and tries to drive it, the car simply says "Don't get me started!"
Lee Pike, Auckland, NZ

Anonymous mobile tracking reveals people who . How do they know? Is it just an average time calculation against store sales over a given time, or is this not as anonymous as it appears? And if you have to queue up to pay because you are buying, automatically mean you probably spend more time on average, in the store?
Robin, Herts, UK

I fear that may be just the start. There is a disturbing increase in molestation of famous Swedes by hydrozoa and somebody should put a stop to it.
David Richerby, Leeds, UK

Why are not in school?
Simon H, Leighton Buzzard

I wonder if Google have registered an increase in the number of internet searches for "banana" since the Orthodox Jew/technology story was published (Tuesday letters).
Tinks, Reading

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