Tuesday's Quote of the Day
"The suspected car thief we wanted to apprehend turned to that sheep, we quickly apprehended it" - Nigerian vigilante Prince Omoniyi Nasirudeen accuses a goat/sheep of being a shape-shifting car thief
It's been a big story in Nigeria. Vigilantes handed a goat to Kwara state police, which was then apparently paraded it in front of local reporters, accused of being a man who had attempted to steal a Mazda 323 belonging to Henrietta Ayijesu. Upon capture, the man had transformed himself into a goat. Now the Nigerian national police are denying everything. A spokesman said: "Of course goats can't commit crime."