Your Letters
14:45 UK time, Thursday, 12 November 2009
So the computerised marking system doesn't like repetition, or metaphor, or dramatic effect. Well, Paper Monitor, you'd better hope that it doesn't recognise Little Britain jokes, or you're getting marked down for plagiarism (twice).
Ruaraidh Gillies, Wirral, UK
Re Police cycling guide (Paper Monitor): I'm not sure that four-year-old Nelly is such an expert at all. She fell off, I note. And hurt her knee. Frankly, I think Nelly might benefit from a 93-page pamphlet.
Chris, London
The picture on today's has the text of "Actor posing as policeman" - which is seen when placing your mouse pointer over it. This isn't some "actor posing as a policeman", this is the legend that is PC Plum from Balamory. My two-year-old daughter will confirm this.
Martin, High Wycombe, UK
I saw and feel that community service would be a less harsh sentence for software theft.
Ed, Clacton, UK
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So in what way did they decline to comment?
Simon, Edinburgh
Further to Rachel and Ken's letters (Wednesday letters), a sure sign is when you become completely invisible to teenagers walking towards you and have to step into the road to get past. Very worrying as I am only 34 and this has been happening to me for about five years.
Emma, Jersey
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