Your Letters
17:03 UK time, Friday, 6 May 2011
BREAKING NEWS - MAN DOES JOB
Alex, Bishop Auckland
asks why is Mariah Carey's new baby called Moroccan?
I thought that was a start of a joke... "I don't know. Why is her baby called Moroccan?"
Joyce Burley
Re star schools. Can people of different generations who each go into different occupations be classed as a cluster?
MCK, Stevenage
Carey (Thursday letters) - that's very impressive. I can dry two towels, a dressing gown and three pairs of socks on my cross-trainer.
Shiz, Cheshire, UK
Carey, if I remember my physics (and I'm sure if I don't some kindly Monitorite will gently correct me), your cross-trainer work-out should be enough to bring about three-quarters of a teaspoon of room-temperature water to a level suitable for tea-making. Sounds like a challenge if you want a whole cuppa.
Jo, London
Hmmm. Sex causes strokes but . So it is true. There is less sex when you are married.
Tattooed_Mummy, Sussex, UK
OK, so now I'm confused - an obsession with both celebrity and boxing? is either a member of that peculiar group of boxing-enjoying-ladies; or that other peculiar group of celebrity-enjoying-men. I'm 50/50 on this one.
Basil Long, Nottingham
Paper Monitor note: You are confusing admiration for Marina Hyde and Caitlin Moran's writing styles with an interest in celebrity tittle-tattle.
, have I just emerged from one of those comas where you realise that everyone else seems to be speaking a different language?
There was a vague glimmer of recognition in one small line from today's offering.
Having no idea who or what you were talking about, my happy response to "the demise of Can Associates would cause the immediate collapse of six celebrity magazines, ITV2, and the Ugg futures market" is quite emphatically "Bring it on!".
Must dash - off to apply for the position of High Court Judge.
Fi, Gloucestershire, UK
The eyes have it - Picasso was more literal than he probably knew.
Robin, Herts, UK
Ooh, yes please Graham (Thursday letters) - I'll have a large, extra hot, extra wet, foamy mocha choca latte with extra cream.
Julie, Egham, UK
Monitor note: I do hope that's not a euphemism.
No, tea please Graham.
HB, Birmingham
Monitor note: Anyone got any Friday biccies to pass around? Not for Julie though - sounds like she might be otherwise engaged.
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