Your Letters
Love the phrase "weighing the cat" for procrastination. We use "stuffing the chicken" for the act of faffing around doing unnecessary things when you should be leaving the house, after my mother-in-law gave that as the reason for keeping everyone waiting at the door for half an hour.
Jo, London, UK
Darn. I was going to submit my procrastination story to you, but I never got around to it, and now it's too late.
Chris, London, UK
Cardiff sign Noone from Brighton - does this count as news? They signed nobody from Sunderland or Manchester United either.
Jimlad, Paris, France
Al (Wednesday's letters), I hear that the police live at 999 Letsby Avinue (or did I get that from a Christmas cracker?).
Susan, Newcastle
Al, I'd like to propose locative determinism.
Paul, Isle of Man
Today's is enough to start an epidemic of regurgitation. Pass the bucket...
Tim McMahon, Martos/Spain
To provide balance (as the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ does so well) to the article about Methodist Halls becoming nightclubs, I am part of a church that meets in a building that was formerly a mens' club, amongst other things. There are of course many new churches occupying industrial and commercial buildings all over the country as well!
Nick, Heathfield, East Sussex
The link to this story reads US expands more than estimated, so I looked at my waist and sighed, "Too true."
roarshock, USA