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1. At 12:21 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Tony wrote:

   I've put some sticky tape in the slot at the front of the computer - it should be through to you in a moment

2. At 12:31 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

   I'm Eleanor Thomas.

3. At 12:34 PM on 29 Sep 2006, The Stainless Steel Cat wrote:

   Amanda now hot-desks so a normally reliable source has dried up.

   Yes, sticky tape will do that in hot environments.

   I like the idea of giving names to tape dispensers:

   "Oh no, Lisa McBain's run out!"

   "Have you got Lisa McBain somewhere?"
   "I think so, have a rummage in my drawers."

   (Sorry...)

   I hereby name my hole-making thingy "John Prescott".

   "Has anyone seen John Prescott? I need something punched."

4. At 12:35 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Lissa, PM Blog Battleaxe wrote:

   re BORGS

   Flicking through the archive earlier I noticed that if you clicked on 27th you went through to 1Extra! Tony the Blog Wizard says it's been fixed but this was his explanation:

   "I think this may be something to do with the Borg 2 migration."

   Yikes. The Borgs are on the move.

   Better go. Supposed to be working on The World at One

5. At 12:42 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

   My tape dispenser is called Staples. Odd that.

6. At 12:49 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Aperitif wrote:

   Stainless Steel Cat (still curious about the name), a LOL moment - thanks!

   As some of you will know, I have a duvet called Fred. I'm off to name a few other things.

7. At 12:54 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

   No, I'm Eleanor Thomas

8. At 12:55 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Eddie Mair wrote:

   I'm Eleanor Thomas.

9. At 12:59 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Enoch Ramsbottom wrote:

   I see you're at it now Eddie.

   Using phrases like "hot-desks". Its probably management speak you've picked up from somewhere.

   I was in a meeting this morning when this bloke said. "We've got to take a helicopter view". This was accompanied by him making a little whirly motion above his head with his finger.

   What an annoying little herbert - he was.

10. At 01:06 PM on 29 Sep 2006, emeleanor thomas wrote:

    No you're not, Eddie - I am!
    Signed - in blood - Eleanor Thomas

11. At 01:06 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Fearless Fred wrote:

    No, I'm Eleanor Thomas!

12. At 01:07 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Mrs Thomas wrote:

    I'm Eleanor's mother...

    You don't look anything like my daughter.

13. At 01:17 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Lee Vitout wrote:

    I'm Eleanor Thomas. But only at the weekends!

14. At 01:26 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

    No, I'm Sparticus!

15. At 01:28 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Aperitif wrote:

    I'm Thomas Eleanor. Can I have it?

16. At 01:40 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

    This may be a daft suggestion, but don't all we bloggers have to provide an email address in order to blog. - just email that

    Sorry, being silly, it can't be that simple or someone would have thought of it

17. At 01:44 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Rufus T. Firefly wrote:

    Eleanor... It's for Yoo-hoo !

18. At 02:00 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Rachel wrote:

    Oh lovely! How can anyone moan about the content of this blog when it has gems like the tin cat #3. Thanks all for brightening my grey old day.

19. At 02:01 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Eleawhishtnor wrote:

    I am Eleanor!!

    (and in a weird Tony Curtis kind of way I'm handcuffed to her)

20. At 02:08 PM on 29 Sep 2006, The Stainless Steel Cat wrote:

    Aperitif wrote:
    Stainless Steel Cat (still curious about the name)

    Careful, don't you know that curiosity killed the... urk!
    (THUD!)

21. At 02:09 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

    Stephen, Leader of STROP : Yeah, but not a real one surely?

    I don't want spam from the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ filling up my inbox, with offers of prizes, free audio downloads, dodgy pictures etc.

22. At 03:39 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Dr Hackenbush wrote:

    I’m not Eleanor Thomas. Do I win the prize for my honesty? Are you sure it wasn’t Thomas Eleanor - and, yes, why not try her (his) e-mail address?

23. At 04:07 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

    Eleanor Thomas has revealed herself on the perv blog : here

    Pity about the goldfish, though.

24. At 04:38 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Aperitif wrote:

    Stephen (16),

    Silly eh?

    Are you secretly Johny Depp? (sorry, cross-thread posting - what that's called anyway).

25. At 04:46 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Aperitif wrote:

    Dear me Andy (23) - is that because they were strategically placed and thus spoiling your view?

    And to think, I let you take over a monk's work not so long ago...

26. At 05:04 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Aperitif wrote:

    oooh! Metal Cat (20) - sorry! - how many lives do you have left now then?!

27. At 05:10 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

    Perry [24]. That's an extreme leap of the imagination that took me (a pseudo~monk) a very long time to work out.

    Now I'll have to do twice as much penance this weekend, because of the newly lustful thoughts, and go without cheese. Thankyou very much Perry.

28. At 05:19 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

    perry is alive and well and crossposting all over the plaice!

29. At 06:02 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Aperitif wrote:

    AndyCramonk (27),

    "Extreme leap of the imagination"?

    Imagination is like salmon - if it doesn't leap it dies.

    Is it fishy becasue it's Friday or is that just a coincidence?

30. At 06:23 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

    What do you call a fish with no i.

    B*gg*r, that doesn't work in text.

31. At 06:42 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Aperitif wrote:

    Or a deer with no eyes?

32. At 06:50 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

    No idea.

33. At 06:52 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

    A deer with no eye and no legs?

34. At 06:59 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Aperitif wrote:

    Still no idea.

    A deer with no eyes, no legs and no genitals?

35. At 07:01 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Fearless Fred wrote:

    re 33 still no idea. Now, who's brave enough to try the next in sequence?!?!?

36. At 07:53 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

    Low down bum still no idea? You got me there, Perry, you can bite me now.

37. At 08:55 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Aperitif wrote:

    I think that, even though I employed the strategic use of asteriks (as opposed to Asterix), I may have been moderated in my attempt to post the punchline to no. 34.

    That may help you to guess Andyfish?

38. At 09:13 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

    Still no ing idea, but it doesn't quite work.

    Still, no ing, no eye deer would be better English (see Val). But then it wouldn't be funny.

    You can let go now, it hurts.

    
    

39. At 09:35 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Aperitif wrote:

    Andy,

    Your 38 says almost exactly what my non-appearing post did, including the bit about it not really working and what one would really need to say. Surely that's favouritism from the blog god?

    And I asked "If I bite you will it taste fishy?" but I know the answer to that now...

    Apologies for biting so hard...

40. At 09:50 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

    Favouritism from the blog god, definately.

    The idea is to say nice things about Them-wots-in-charge and good things happen.

    I wasn't that fishy was I? And this probably better not carry on, you have work to do, and I have to watch QI and go abed.

41. At 09:51 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Chris the Pickle wrote:

    Tin Tiger - LOL!! (3)

    My tape dispenser is called Rexel - that's not the least bit funny. I can't believe I actually looked for it's name.

    I haven't named my duvet yet, still working on it...(Naming the duvet, not actually working on it (ahem)).

    Off to the Cotswolds tomorrow for a tramp in the rain - no, a walk, not a scruffy homeless person.

    Happy weekend, Bloggers!

    SB40 mebbe??

42. At 09:57 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Fearless Fred wrote:

    The issue of Appy biting Andy cra???? really is one that I think best left to a different blog. Suffice to say we all know the punchline to the joke and are all now equally condemned to hell, (or a repeat of You & Yours, whichever is worse....)

43. At 09:58 PM on 29 Sep 2006, wrote:

    I said that my tape dispenser had "Staples" on it and no-one thought that was funny either.

    Hey ho.

44. At 10:11 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Chris the Pickle wrote:

    Aw, AndyCrPandy

    I did think it funny, but my chuckleness was inward only. Well, maybe I grinned a little bit - next time I find you giggly I shall say so outwardly.

    :O)

45. At 10:57 PM on 29 Sep 2006, Aperitif wrote:

    Surprisingly unfishy AC (40).

46. At 12:02 PM on 30 Sep 2006, Aperitif wrote:

    Fearless,

    Re The issue of Appy biting Andy cra???? really is one that I think best left to a different blog. Suffice to say we all know the punchline to the joke and are all now equally condemned to hell, (or a repeat of You & Yours, whichever is worse....)

    Non, je ne comprends pas. Deer with no eyes in respect of the punchline. I'm sure it must be smutty otherwise you'd probably have elaborated, but, no, you got me. Clue? (Like maybe the name of the apparently more appropriate blog?)

    btw, the repeat of You & Yours is probably worse.

47. At 05:34 PM on 30 Sep 2006, wrote:

    Honestly, I don't mind being bitten, even on this blog.

    A repeat of You and Yours (or Euan Yours as someone recently so wittilly suggested)? That contravenes the Geneva Convention.

48. At 05:57 PM on 30 Sep 2006, Fearless Fred wrote:

    It would certainly come under "cruel & unusual punishment!!

    Sorry if I caused confusion yesterday eve, Appy. As usual the glass of fermented fruit juice may have been a contributing factor. What happened was that I didn't make it clear that it was the punchline to the "dear with no eyes and no genitals" joke that we all knew. Ooops!

49. At 07:23 PM on 30 Sep 2006, Aperitif wrote:

    I see. I thought there was to be some punchline about me biting Andycragg and I was utterly confused.

    Nice haircut btw, ;).

50. At 10:56 PM on 30 Sep 2006, Jon wrote:

    Here's an interesting thought about names:

    We've heard much (perhaps too much) over the years about the Blair-Brown partnership.

    With Tony's impending elevation to something better, and the speculation that Gordon will be the new PM and Ed (no relation) his trusty sidekick as Chancellor, how will PM be able to report, before the watershed, on the new Brown-Balls partnership?

    Mind you, the red-tops will have a whale of a time!

51. At 12:18 AM on 01 Oct 2006, whisht wrote:

    Jon - lovely!
    thankyou.

52. At 06:10 PM on 02 Oct 2006, wrote:

    Re: smelly stuff (3/10/?) Want to know why you shouldn't 'splash it on all over'? because it stinks so bad it gives most of us a sinus headache. Who wants to drench themselves in chemiclals anyway? ps. Great prog.