The Beach
What is the Beach?
It鈥檚 a place to go when the stresses of your real life need relieving. Sometimes it is fairly quiet and you might feel like you鈥檙e the only one around, but you can leave your 鈥榝ootprints鈥 for others to find later on. Othertimes it is the home for a real party, with constant gossip, leg-pulling, rumour, innuendo, chit-chat and weirdness. If this were a forum (and it sort of is because we post responses to each other, not just to Eddie, hence our term for ourselves 'Froggers', a combination of forum and blogger) then the beach would be the off-topic area.
It's a tropical location, no matter the time of year it's always warm and pleasant there. Sunrises and sunsets are spectacular, the evenings balmy. It has a number of different locations; the Nick Clarke waterfront bar; the smokers corner; Fido's Run for the dog-walkers; the Naughty Step and many others.
How do you find your way around? There is no direct answer to the question. The beach is a moveable feast, literally. It will be renewed by our Lord and master Mr. Edward de Mair each Monday morning. This is because we have found in the past that when the number of posts exceeds about 600 the entire thing becomes unwieldy and unstable. A case of the beach turning to quicksand.
Froggers often leave bottles / glasses / trays of their favourite tipple on the bar for others to sample, not to mention big / small eats.
There is a herd of camels who frequent the sands, which froggers are very fond of. There are sun-loungers, so you can take it easy and catch some rays. Quite often the late-night attendees will have a barbie.
It's a fun place, with only one real rule; Be nice to each other; we are ALL chums here. New Froggers are ALWAYS welcome.
The real debate happens on the other threads. The beach is a place for banter, whimsy, relaxation and friendship, where jarring comments are not particularly welcome. There are certain very mild protocols, which you tend to pick up as you go along. So slip your shoes off, feel the sand between your toes, relax and enjoy yourself.
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This heat is just what I need. Anyone got any nibbles?
Yes - but the cream helps.
Forwarding this on from the extra site :-
BOLD The New Blog Prince aka Marc @ Sun, 18 Feb 2007 07:38:20 GMT:
So it's the morning after the night before, and *boy* was it a night before! It's well known that the chinese invented gunpowder, and it seemed that last night they were determined to use it *all*. The firecrackers were something to behold - and for some people, something to hold quite close to other people. The health and safety executive have clearly yet to start working over here. Whereas Nov 5th/New Years Eve back home sees organised events, with carefully structured proceedings, Beijing - and probably China all over - seems to revel in anarchy. Wherever you turned, someone was letting off a firecracker or a rocket, with scant regard for the chaos and mayhem around them. We recorded a number of links for The World This Weekend in the midst of the noise, but quite whether they can be used is another matter entirely. We're just listening back to it all now, and we're all beginning to suffer flashbacks...!
Well they seemed to have taken down the "Welcome Eddie Mair" placards & the bunting by the time I got to Lancaster yesterday, & the police were just clearing away the last of the crowd control barriers. From what I heard of the Any Questions programme it sounded more amusing than usual.
Our concert not without excitement as the singer who was booked, & had rehearsed on Friday night with the orch, was ill, & withdrew from the concert at midday yesterday. At which point they found another singer (in Windsor!) who knew some of the repertoire but not all. He apparently downloaded the stuff he didn't know from the internet, jumped in his car, played the music all the way,arrived in Lancaster about 5pm, rehearsed with us quickly, borrowed some posh clothes, & delivered a stunning performance! Gave new meaning to the term the show must go on, anyway.
Hello Eddie, did you enjoy Friday night and Saturday afternoon? I've yet to listen to AA and am looking forward to hearing how you got on with the regulars from AA ..... I think I've already made my views clear on *them* elsewhere.
Now, after watching Mr. Marr in the chair with Mr. Blair, it occurred to me that there is a double act out there just waiting to happen: The M&M show, starring Misters Marr and Mair. Two styles which would complement each other perfectly, with Andy as the straight man helping Eddie to deliver his wit. Eddie and Andy. How about it?
But, for what it's worth, I think you're also an excellent chair, and your humour leavened the general seriousness of the debate without losing any of the bite. I'll bet Jonathan's watching his back now!
Eddie: You may be interested to know that Marc The Frogprince has posted Chez Jonnie's. Seems the party got a bit noisy last night in Beijing. Aren't you glad you only had to go to Lancaster?
Oh, gosh, I've just realised I ran out without leaving this tray of egg and bacon filled fresh rolls for Eddie and any other froggers who happen to be lounging here this morning. Help yourselves, guys! There's a pot of fresh coffee on the Nick Clarke Bar.
(Just to see if it gets through)
Together with my neighbour, his wife, bro-in-law, sis-in-law and another neighbour, we planted over 2000 hawthorns, a couple hundred blackthorns, some wild roses and holly over the last few days. There is another half km or so of hedge yet to plant (~3000 trees). We're also protecting them with spirals and canes to keep the bunnies off. Tired but immensely satisfied in the evenings. Vedry few food miles in the beef from the hill behind the house, potatoes from local farm, but broccoli from God-knows-where.
xx
ed
"Our model citizen is a sophistocate who, before puberty, understands how to produce a baby, but who at the age of thirty will not know how to produce a potato"--
Morning all. I drank rather too much Amaretto last night -- anyone got a big glass of chilled water? Some fresh orange juice?
I'll be lying on this sunlounger in the shade, snoozing and listening to the goings-on with half an ear.
Eric, you can share my nibbles if you like -- I have quite a selection. Mostly savoury, Indian things and some dips and 'crudities'. I'll leave them on the bar as I'm not quite up to food at the moment. Help yourselves everyone.
Eddie
Thought AQ was MUCH better with the different chair-and Jonathan is pretty good!
Everyone 'on a roll' it seemed- due to your skill....
Now ,let's listen to AA--what treats in store this week? !!! Think I know what Big Sis means (3ish)....
Mollyxx
Re Eddie (1) Don't have any nibbles but my nephew says you can have Pain-au-chocolat if you can beat the number of press-ups he did this morning - 20!
(BTW he's only 9 so he says you have to do at least 30....)
Eddie: (1)
I'm a cat; I've got half a dozen nibbles.
(BTW, I have a cold...)
Last night was my first experience of playing music as wallpaper, in a restaurant. Three of us (I the only female) sitting in a corner doing a singaround of acoustic songs suitable for Valentine's diners.
First half, we were asked to 'tone it down a bit'. Second half, to 'make it a bit louder if you like'.
Non-musicians are often scared to make eye contact with 'the turn' so what with no applause either we were unsure how we were doing. But the staff assured us the diners were all talking about the live music and what a pleasant change we made.
And then I noticed how many were turning round in their seats to watch. Smiling!
To celebrate, I have brought what's left of the latest salsa (not home made this time, I'm afraid) and sour cream and these delicious 'salsa jalapeno' flavoured tortilla chips I've found in L*dl.
Oh, and some g&t, with lashings of ice.
Fifi xx
Big Sis and Molly - I had a lovely time. Change is as good as a rest etc. And the AQ and AA team look after me, so it's not at all like work. I'm thinking of taking up Esperanto...
if you could just hold on a bit there, eric, i can't quite make out what you've typed.
we may come back to you in a bit.
x
Eddie: How very timely! I've just finished listening to AA and thought you attracted a good class of caller (overall) and Jonathan DEFINITELY must watch out!
So glad you enjoyed Lancaster. Loved the Esperanto speaker (I did once have a book on Esperanto, and would have sent it to you if it was still in my possession - and, no, I don't speak it, alas! - It's Mandarin for me this year, thanks to Hugh!)
Thanks for dropping by just now, and have a good evening (I assume you're back at the coalface tomorrow morning?)
I'm just recovering from a wonderful time with Eddie last night!
Honesty provokes me to tell you that it wasn't our Eddie, but Eddie Reader, another well known and hugely popular Scot. She gave us a wonderful concert in the Usher Hall, Edinburgh with her band of musicians, and much foot-tapping, singing and eventually dancing in the aisles was happening(at great peril to life and limb in the Upper Circle, I might add!).
Gather round later and I'll rave on a bit more about it, to those who are interested.
Sequin had better get a move on with Eddie's rugby shirts. She's only three hours left to iron them in before she's on air again herself. We can't have Appy insinuating that his garb is crumpled, can we?
Eddi, Eddi, Eddi, 100 lines for me - I mis-spelled Eddi Reader's name. Oops!
Ed Ig (8) great photos on the blog.
you guys are so clever with all this stuff - links and whatnots.
forget producing babies and potatoes, Mr Knibbs can produce WatO. What does mr w berry have to say about that?!
I must tell you guys that I sent Eric a Valentine's card, so I think I have scared him again! It wasn't too soppy -- in fact I think the exact words were "thanks for the high quality crap"...
Glad you had fun last night Valery. Confusing your Eddies though -- first signs of Celebrity Flu, you know?...
Big Sis, do you think Sequin has been wearing Eddie's rugby shirts? Does he hire them out? Can you ask him how much he charges? -- I wouldn't mind a go... Oh Only Kidding! -- would it be any wonder if he did think I was stalker material, coming out with stuff like that???? Don't worry, I know, naughty corner for me...
Philip McTernan of strapline fame, are you at all related to John McTernan, the Prime Minister's Political Secretray?
I just want to add my congratulations to the pile for Eddie's presentation of AQs and AAs. He was particularly nice to the lady who lost her nerve.
The 成人论坛 don't appreciate you Eddie, you are much underused!
Mary
PS Why didn't I think of sending EM a Valentine Card? Good idea Appy.
Mary (23), I quite agree re the woman who lost her nerve on AA -- Eddie was gentle, professional and managed to keep things moving along without causing her any extra embarrassment. I really enjoyed the whole of AQ and AA (and I don't usually listen to AA -- the nutters depress me).
Time for a rant! Then I'll settle down with some hot chocolate. We have some fancy cinnamon stuff or Chilli flavoured. Help youselves.
成人论坛 digital is annoying. For a week I have had a naff 成人论坛 1, 2, 3 Cbbc signal. (4 and cbeebies not really affected). This is Freeview. Its all okay now.
For a week 成人论坛 has been broadcasting music videos on the interactive bit. They have stopped and its only football on interactive and my signal is back.
Could there be a connection?
Thats the rant. I know I should get in touch with someone technical or climb into the loft and have a fiddle (ariel far safer to fiddle with if in a loft). But 成人论坛 freeview bandwidth not quite ready for these little interactive channels.
Wow, a quiet night on the beach, was everyone else watching Lewis too then? I rather enjoyed it.
Early night required now, two evenings out on the trot must be one too many - yawn - I'll snuggle into this hammock and be up at first light for a gallop at low tide. Perhaps a bit of beachcombing to be done.
Re: Appy (21) and your Valentines card to Eric.
Some guys have all the luck!
I scoured the mat where the mail gets dropped -- not a thing!
I thought that maybe my missing Walnut Whip from BigSister might materialise but alas no!
Oh well!
Humph has a new poll we are going to launch tomorrow. It's very exciting and involves things like Ice and Rice -- stay tuned to the beach.
J
Wow! This hot chocolate with Chilli is fantastic. At the front of the mouth you get the pleasant smooth chocolate flavour. Imagine sitting curled up on the sofa with a cup of cad.....'s. But when you swallow, boy does it kick! You get that warm/hot chilli flavour. Not unbearable but the two certainly complement.
Re: Stewart, ...
Fantastic ! You might think differently in the morning :-)
Anyone catch Feedback!
They really are obsessed with the Archers, and message boards -- not a word from Roger about all the blog probs!
Been playing with my new Sat Nav that I bought myself, as no one else would.
It got boring until I found it could read out aloud the text messages via Bluetooth from the phone.
...... Yes I know .. fools and their money -- but I needed cheering up after the birthday, and Mum gave me a few pennies so what better toy to invest in!
Appy: It's possible that she wore them .... But, in fact, I was rather thinking of her as 'Mum' who has been left a pile of washing to be done while absent progeny is off larking elsewhere. I'd made a reference on Sequin's thread, and was just picking it up here.
Now that I've explained it, it's all very silly. But I guess it was ever thus.
BTW, you weren't the only one re something else, and the word cr*p appeared in mine too. Eddie must think we're bonkers!
Jonnie: There have, amazingly, been developments on the WW front, quite coincidental to your posting. I hope you got the birthday card?
Jonnie: BTW, I would never dare send you anything for Valentine's Day for fear of upsetting Simon - But you know you have a place in my heart.
Is there something you and Simon need to discuss? You sound as if you're feeling unappreciated.
If Marr and Mair interview Blair..could we fit in Fred Astaire somewhere?
I haven't heard AQ as yet - thank goodness for the Listen Again function! However, based on the comments here, I am looking forward to it tremendously. Bravo, Edwardo!
Good morning!!
Stewart M - at least you have digital!! I'm on the 'wrong side of the hill' and won't be able to get it for another 2/3 years!! I hope its worth it - I do wonder how big a part of my licence fee goes to things I can't access!! Anyway, no ranting....well maybe a bit....
Certainly wish I'd come for a lounge around here yesterday rather than slaving in the kitchen whilst SO vegged out in front of some very naff tv (and when I did stop for a breather wouldn't let me read the papers...)
But here I am, and I have bought some earl grey and a lovely home made quark stollen (gorgeous toasted with honey...I'm sure theres a toaster around here somewhere!)
Right - off for spot of yoga by the sea
WW x
jonnie-
sorry to be a bore but have I missed your holiday pics?
so many things happening on the Blog- nice though!
i've been lurking around the FB a little- hope no-one spotted me- sooooooooo much to learn from there!
See you later.
Mollyxx
Appropos nothing which has gone previously... Is anyone out there good at English Actors' names?
We went to a concert at Queen Eliz. Hall last night (Vadim Repin for anyone who's heard him, gobsmackingly fantastic fiddler!) and sitting in the row in front was an ac-torrr - maybe early 50's, tallish, 'a few extra pounds', glasses (I have a vision of him with a monocle in something...), slight squint, distinctive timbre to his voice, a bit 'Christopher-Bigginsish but less so....' Any ideas?? It's driving us mad!
BTW Re 'Christopher Bigginsish' in my last post (if it turns up!) I just mean he looks a bit like him - I'll stop now!!
Morning all.......hope you are all well today? Just catching up with frogs after a weekend off-line. Am going to listen again (assuming I can?) to AQ and AA now that I am back in the relative peace and sanity of the office once again. It sounded like our Eric did a sterling job. For me it was the usual mad weekend of shopping/housework/being mummy with barely a moment to draw breath so if you dont mind I will just pull up a sun lounger and have a nice latte before I commence the day.
Val P - I am VERY interested in hearing more about the Eddi Reader gig, I totally love her voice - she is just a joy to listen to. Have never caught her live though and really must one day.
Fifi - glad to hear your restaurant gig went well, it is a tricky one to pull off - some people just want to eat in relative quiet so its a tricky one to get the balance just right and it sounds like you did.
Apperitif - was catching up the posts on the other beach and noticed you said you were going to see Russell Brand live - do let us know what he's like as I am quite curious to catch him live.
Right, time marches on so I must as well. Hello all and will pop back later x
I'm not sure where to post this - but Aperitif - THANK YOU. I just got it!
Hi Fiona, Hi Gossipmistress. Trying hard to think of your actor - Not Richard Griffiths? He's the only rotund actor I can think of - but actually bigger than Chris Biggins, I'd have thought, and older than early 50s .... So probably not him.
Eddie's very quiet this morning, which makes me think Sequin left him with a few things to wind up - or the ironing to do. Or perhaps, uncharacteristically, he's having a later start. Or doing interviews. Or being interviewed (for the chairmanship, perhaps?)
It's always the way, isn't it? You post something about Eddie and there he is, right behind you ..... Nice to see you, Mr. Mair, and hope you're feeling spry today.
BTW, Eddie, please please please tell us about the 成人论坛 Leer as I'm not the ony one who hasn't the faintest idea what you meant.
WOW - Aperitif...I think someone just made your day!
What a morning! Any coffee around here, espresso or double espresso, and as I missed breakfast, any croissants? OJ would not come amiss, either..
On the AQ/AA debate, I haven't liked it when JD has taken to asking additional, quite lengthy questions - in AQ - this was on feedback a few weeks ago, and I felt not well answered. If a supplimentry question is needed, it should be kept short - as EM - as otherwise it's no longer an audience question but an interview. NC was very good in this respect.
Rather like many, I suspect, I don't normally make an effort for AA.
Right, I'll take this beachside table to have a late breakfast...
Belinda: Love it!
Mair and Marr: PM meets AM
Mair and Blair: PM meets PM
Mair without Blair: PM misses PM
Mair with Brown: PM present meets PM future.
Mair and Major: PM present meets PM past.
(Time for a latte and a lie down.)
Paul 'strapline' Marsh : are you the SA chap whose wife contributed 2 recipes for the village recipe book?
Fifi
Re: Stewart M, Can you tell me what area you live in -- I'd like to find out what your local Freeview channels are. Then I can probably help sort out your problem, though bound to be aerial related!
Re: 成人论坛 News 24 (Is it a quiet day)
Just heard some shattering news in the 11'o'clock bully!
..... and later in the hour, how your kids could turn in to tubbies if they sit down watching television all day!!
Oh come on!
Re: Molly -- No you haven't missed the Sri Lanka pics -- they are still on the memory stick. I promise I'll get them up on Flickr this week -- just a bit lazy when it comes to my own stuff.
Thanks for the interest anyway!
Ha ha, Mr. Mayor (38). So this blog is not the only place where posts turn up late. ;-)
H.
Jonnie (45). I live in West Yorkshire so emley moor is the transmitter.
One TV gives the signal strength and 成人论坛 one was strenght 1 last week and normally 8. The other TV on another aeriel (the one I get to watch) just had a pixellated picture with sound being off. Just like when DAB radio reception is poor.
The scheduled works web site gave no help. As I never thought to look till last night when the signal strength was back to normal.
It may be the aeriel. It may be 成人论坛 trying to do too much with the bandwidth. I suppose it may be the Weather!
Re Hot chocolate. No after effects.
Big Sis - no sadly not Richard Griffiths, it's really bugging me though! I posted to you re Leers on another thread.... suspect he meant a jet
An interesting article I've just been sent. Mathematical proof that beer affects the perception of attractiveness :-)
Hello again - I've missed you all as I've been away for the weekend. Here's a bowl of roast potato and smoked salmon salad (recipe pinched from the TV ad) which is yummy and I hope fills a few holes - goes well with chilled cider, if you don't fancy wine (which I always do, actually, so there's plenty of dry cider going spare!).
Thanks to the excellent listen again thingy I have really enjoyed Eddie hosting AQ and then AA and like my fellow froggers I thought he was masterly. Eddie, you do all the incisive journalism without losing your charm and humanity, so the result is something really worth listening to without all the embarrassing pushy, verging on rude stuff which drives me mad on other progs. Hope that's not too grovelly, but you are just so good at it.
Glad to be on this warm new beach as I'm frozen in Feb. Actually, I'm pretty tired! We had lunch in the Ribble Valley in Lancs yesterday in a lovely village called Great Mitton, but when we went to get the car some vandals had broken the driver's door window. They had clearly ridden their bikes or whatever up and down the road and broken dozens of other car windows similarly. Why does this amuse them? We had a freezing 2 hour drive home and then had to wait until 2.30 am for the Autoglass chappie to turn up. So we didn't find it amusing at all.
I did enjoy Annasee's tale of the concert singer (brilliant!) and Fifi's account of the restaurant music. You mustn't think of yourself as "wallpaper", Fifi - live music in the background is so much better than canned.
Am v confused....how can TV cause autisim (as reported by the beeb). I thought it was genetic?
GM - am stumped by your actor, been racking my brains all morning. Has Brain Blessed shaved recently?? :)
Gossipmistress: Can you think of anything he's been in on the telly? What colour is his hair...if indeed he has any?
Gillian (53) hair mid-brown greying, glasses. Can't think of secific thing he's been in, ubiquitous character actor, jolly, loud ? Can imagine him in spy series maybe? Thank you to everyone who's trying!
Ok GM, here's my stab at the elusive actor, a selection for you to ponder over
1. Alan Rickman
2. Bill Nighy
3. Simon Callow
4. Anthony Andrews.
5. .........er can't think of a no 5 right now but will pop back later if I do
......hope that helps!!
Gossipmistress
It was me dear lady and I'm very upset you didn't recognise me!
GM - was it Elvis?
Fiona (55) none of those... had it been Mr Rickman I possibly wouldn't have still been in my seat!
Belinda haha! At least I might have remembered hisname!
There is a 'recent comment' being attributed to Charles Dance on the Beach.
He is not here.
And if he were, would he really be Charles Dance? Who looks nothing like Christopher Biggins, so nothing to do with GM's mystery man.
Charles Dance, if one and the same as the well known actor, does not strike me as somebody who would 'frog'. Not from what I've read about him anyway.
But I'm very willing to be proven wrong ......
Big Sister -
I would have said the same but having seen a pic of him at the Folk Awards I'm not so sure. Theres a spark of Frogletage there.
Okay, he's appeared. Which leaves us a certain number of possibilities:
1) Charles Dance is not 'Charles Dance'
2) GM needs specs
3) Charles Dance was also there (but not the person GM saw)
4) GM was drunk
5) Christopher Biggins was doing his famous Charles Dance impression
6) GM was stoned
witchiwoman: Hmm, I see what you mean about the possibility that he's got a bit of froggery about him, but - lookalike for Chris Biggins he definitely ain't.
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I say Big Sister, steady on.
Could you consider amending your No.5 to "Charles Dance was doing his famous Christopher Biggins impression."
I am, after all, an actor, don't you know?
Or Charles Dance has put on a lot of weight? (Can't imagine that somehow).
Mystery man probably doesn't wear glasses when acting, so that won't help us (these actory types can be so vain sometimes.)Maybe the hair is dyed too, or it might have been a different colour on tv in his last role.
Um, Simon thingie, was in Upstairs Downstairs (that's showing my age)? Christopher Cazenove? (though he is blondish). John Nettles ?(he does wear glasses cos I did a concert with him once. He was lovely but I expected him to look the same as when I adored him at 16... Sigh. Of course, time has stood still for me.) Get Jonnie on the case. C'mon Jonnie - give us a few suggestions here!
Hi Stewart,
Well some of the Freeview mystery is now clear.
Emley Moor has six digital frequencies, or six multiplexes, known as Mux's.
Each Multiplex carries a range of services. Your two 成人论坛 Mux's are transmitted on channels 52 (722MHz) and channel 46 (674 MHz).
The first Mux carries :- 成人论坛 one, 成人论坛 TWO, 成人论坛 2W, 成人论坛 THREE, C成人论坛 Channel, 成人论坛 NEWS 24, 成人论坛i, on C52 (722MHz)
The second Mux carries :- 成人论坛 FOUR, Cbeebies, 成人论坛 Parliament, Community, 成人论坛i 301-303, 1Xtra 成人论坛, 成人论坛 Radio 5 Live, 成人论坛 Radio 5 Live Sports Extra, 成人论坛 6 Music, 成人论坛 7, 成人论坛 Asian Network.
Now for my technical bit. As you may know or may not, the higher the frequency - the smaller the wavelength - hence the smaller the elements are on the antenna.
The specified antenna for picking up the signal from Emley is a Group B aerial. (Channels 35-53), A group B aerial would have it's maximum sensitivity around channel 44, however the 1st 成人论坛 Mux on Channel 52, hence the Freeview box will not get such a strong signal as the Mux that's on channel 46.
So what to do ?
Well probably the best thing is to get a larger antenna, alternatively you could get a Wideband aerial which would cover all of the frequencies, and future proofed.
Another option would be to use an aerial booster or amplifier!
Hope that's clarified some things anyway Stuart.
Here's a good website:-
Now that I think of it, I'm pretty sure that lady sitting behind me wasn't called Gossipmistress.
Can I say I especially enjoyed the final Tzigane?
re the act-torrrr (and also Digital 成人论坛4)
I havent got a TV - I havent had one for years and years. I have no idea what anyone looks like, but if you describe his voice I'll have a go...
not having a tv is so *liberating* that i know i sometimes get on my wee soapbox and rant
must dash - not sure where I'll be at 5pm and want to have a radio handy.
n-n
xx
Big Sis - nope, not CB in the least. Apparently he lives round these parts but I've never seen him....maybe due to those actorly skills. Or maybe he's part chameleon and simply merges when he feels like he's about to detected.
Jonnie - Mux's sound like a small animal with slightly pointy teeth and a prehensile tail, meerkat-ish but somewhat more sinister (especially if they are hanging about on a moor)
Dear Charles,
As you wish. "Charles Dance was doing his famous Christopher Biggins impression."
May I just say, however, that I would never, ever confuse you with Christopher Biggin? Spherical you are not. Nor would you wear pink-rimmed giant glasses. Nor can I imagine you as a pantomime dame (though I know you're probably going to shoot me down in flames now - after all, if Ian McKellen could do it, why not you?)
However, may I say how very much I appreciated your performance in the Jewel in the Crown - yes, yes, I know you've been in so much else - which I happen to be rewatching on Sundays.
I hope all honour is thereby redeemed. I'll be very interested to hear what Gossipmistress has to say about all this, though.
I was just explaing to a friend about the blog and the lovely froggers and he said :
'souns like something green and slimey with a penchant for the same puddle'...I feel quite insulted. Would anyone like to join me in throwing slightly rotten coconuts at him?
Re witchiwoman:- BLOG not BOG
Quick apology to Humph, who would like to start a vote. I was going to set it going today.
Unfortunately, I've been too busy and (as gossipmistress knows) our little Rupert had to see the vet with a bad eye, so hopefully set it going tomorrow.
I'm just testing as I haven't been able to post on any other thread today
GM - could it be Robbie Coltrane?
Meanwhile I well remember one December when my first born was my only born and quite young and husband came downstairs after putting him to bed and said 'He really really wants a toy machine gun for Christmas' to which my response was 'I really really want Charles Dance but I don't suppose Santa Claus is going to play aloong with that'. My son did in fact get his toy machine gun, but I am still waiting for Mr Dance to appear down my chimney.
Annasee do tell who this fantastically quick study of a singer was!
Re nikki noodle : What NO tv ?
So you'll never get to see Supermarket Sweep with Dale Winton.
Has Dale had a facelift ?
I must ask someone who'll know :-)
Hello Admin Annie - glad you got through. It really is very odd the way some people seem to have such trouble and others don't. I'd suspect bias against Scotland since it's affected Orkney and Dumfries, but then again Val P. seems to get through OK.
Perhaps Jonnie with his technical know-how has some ideas?
Then again it could just be random - like the old chestnut about probabilities of heads vs tails (actually always 50:50) which don't prevent a long run of one or t'other.
Anyway, do have a sip of this fine raspberry liqueur my sister made.
jonnie (72) No worry. No hurry. ;-)
H.
Jonnie(72).....someone is going to comment on the vet's bad eye, but it won't be me! I hope Rupert's eye is going to be okay.
Jonnie (75),
I've been in this place 18 years, and a TV has not shown it's face here once.
There's always Radio 4.
Well! I take a small trip up the M6 and so much has been going on since I left!
Mr Dance (may I call you 'Charles Dahling?) it definitely wasn't you in front of me either, for I would know your handsome visage & Mr Tulkinghorn's wonderfully cold stare anywhere. But I do agree with you about that Tzigane - quite superb! (Did you stay for the encore?)
Big sis (61)....drunk.....STONED?!! I'm shocked? The Gossipmistress would not dare to imbibe any substance which might blur her assimilation of gossip whilst out on the town!
Admin Annie - no not Robbie Coltrane.
He's the sort of chap who's in loads of things, but I've never seen him as the main man
I can see him now... a very distinctive timbre of voice....can anyone do Photofits?
Eddie, one complaint about PM- could you start it when I get into my car and switch on. Sometimes it's as early as 5.07 but can be as late as 5.20 if I have awkward customers. Feel free to leave out anything sport / tory party related if this helps to condense the programme. I've a bottle of red here; come over with your glasses if you'd like some. The bottle holder in my Car is pathetically small so may as well finish it before I start.
Jonnie, Thanks for the aerial info. I shall have a play and see. I think its time for a bigger one and I suppsoe it may be time to get a man in. It is possible the signal strength was naff last week cos I have no problems now. But the info on the mux helps to explain why 4 and cbeebies were fine. My 302 theory goes up the wall though!
Stewart
Anne P , many thanks for the truly delicious raspberry liqueur. We have just got in from a meeting and it will go down very well.
The following is a rhetorical question ' how can an archeologist, who is a specialist in the bronze age, make the story of a local finding of a bronze age axe, not so much dull as truly soporific?
Even more rhetorical question 'do all archeologists have to sign a statement swearing never to use common sense again once they have commenced their studies?
Apologies to any archeologists reading this.
Now if someone has something dry-ish and sparkly, here is my glass! meanwhile a couple of large dishes of assorted tapas can be found on the NCMB for anyone who is in a tapas - y mood.
?Simon Thingey?......WILLIAMS!
I knew him as a young actor-I'm aying no more!! Plumpish? not then. Still, maybe,,,
GM- straight hair ?
how tall?
posh or not?
Great geemanrame!
Dennis Waterman? Paul Freeman?
Charles Dance? !!!!
Mollyxx
Annasee and GM
(asssuming previous posting accepted)
Got in such a tizz over thingey- kns in a twist etc- didn't put your names.
Or did I?
Mollyxx
I have brought some unwanted Mexican nibbles, to swap for any foolproof cold remedies anyone might have to offer.
Open to all suggestions --- and that's unusual for me!
Fifi *hawk! akkk! coughle!*
GM -
Simon Russell Beale perchance?
RE: Gillian ... HaHaHaHaHaHA, -- I *promise* it was only coffee but on reading what I had written -- some of it ended up on the desk.
To explain! It was Rupert (our dog) who has a bad eye -- and had to visit the vet. Rather than Rupert visitingthe Vet with the bad eye, or after today's visit -- the Vet with no IT skills! - Another story.
I seem to be banned again.
Grrr!
ed
and now maliciously so!
Wow, only been away for the day and suddenly ther's so much to catch up on!
Valery (26) A gallop? You've got me thinking aout "self-cantering" again, tee hee.
Jonnie (27), Oh dear! But I see later on that you have bought yourself a toy so hope that cheered you up. I'm sure he'll make it up to you soon. And some day your Walnut Whip will come...
Big Sis (30), Oh, I see. I was feeling very envious about the Sequin-getting-to-share-Eric's-wardrobe business, but I feel slightly happier now. I've just had a brainwave! (Careful now) -- Eric could auction off one of his rugger shirts at the next suitable charitable event. Imagine froggers all over the country trying to ooutbid one another... I need to put that thought back in its box.
Fiona (37), Will do.
Eddie (38), Blimey! Was that really you? If so, you're welcome, but how terribly slow the Royal Mail/成人论坛 internal mail is!!!
Humph (47) Indeed.
Fifi - Sounds like you might need ?! Add a tot of this whiskey too, for good measure!
Molly - not Simon Williams! Quite tall, wavyish hair, glasses... time for bed said Zebedee!
But Jonnie, is Rupert OK now?
GM: Roger Allam?
Appy: First you berate Eddie for not thanking you, then you doubt his identity when he does! Some people are never pleased. ;o) I think your idea re the rugby shirt is excellent. I wonder if Eddie does? I've suggested elsewhere on the Blog that he let us know in the newsletter which rugby team's strip he's wearing on any particular night as I'm becoming quite intrigued. He could just add a PS to each one, for the nights he is in a rugby shirt, with the name of the team. We'd understand, wouldn't we?
E.g P.S. Tonight it's Wasps.
Fifi - how are you feeling?
I swear by Buttercup Syrup - coughs, colds, plague, it'll sort the lot.
But I also brought some hot lemon and honey with me this morning (am suffering a bit too!)
Feel better! :) x
Admin Annie - the singer's name (I hope I'm right with this - to be honest we didn't have a lot of time to get acquainted!) was David Stout. But he wasn't (stout, that is). Had been working for Welsh National Opera. Wonderful voice, & great nerves to carry off the concert so convincingly after such a day.
Thank you GM and WW for your kind thoughts. GM you made me laugh -- too cruel!
I've sectioned off a little Quarantine section near the shore with wind breaks and palm fronds, a la Ray Mears, so those of us with the lurgy can benefit from the fresh air without blowing germans at the rest of you. The breeze is blowing towards the sea today so we're in luck.
As a service to the frog community, I would hereby like to offer myself as a guinea pig for any hot toddy recipes you may have. My mother being both an ex nurse and a (by my standards anyway) non drinker, I have never subscribed to the HT.
However I'm very bored with this now and am willing to try anything. Leave your recipes here on the beach and I'll see if we have ingredients for any of 'em.
Now, must lie down on this mattress for a while and wait for Witchiwoman (fellow sufferer) to arrive...
Fifi
Hi there, Fifi: How are you, m'dear? I've brought with me a hot rum toddy, with lots of fresh lemon, and an assortment of decongestants. We're missing you over at the bar.
Hi Fifi -
Have brought some more tissues, some olbas oil to sniff and a load more cushions for aching bones.
Never been one for hot toddys, but the landlord at my local once made me a hot benedictine and water...made me feel a bit brighter but couldn't taste a thing!
Afternoon all! I can't stop long on the beach, as I'm too bust trying to get a presentation sorted prior to a big meeting the end of the week. Just stopped off here long enough to leave some of my lemon, paprika, and soy sauce chicken kebabs behind the bar, so help yourselves if you're feeling peckish. I'll try and come back after the panic is over....
TTFN
FFred
Afternoon all! I can't stop long on the beach, as I'm too bust trying to get a presentation sorted prior to a big meeting the end of the week. Just stopped off here long enough to leave some of my lemon, paprika, and soy sauce chicken kebabs behind the bar, so help yourselves if you're feeling peckish. I'll try and come back after the panic is over....
TTFN
FFred
grrrr got 502'd Second attempt...
Hi Fifi -
Have brought some more tissues, some olbas oil to sniff and a load more cushions for aching bones.
Never been one for hot toddys, but the landlord at my local once made me a hot benedictine and water...made me feel a bit brighter but couldn't taste a thing!
(would've been here sooner but experienced a 502 snarl up)
Big Sis - no not Roger Allam! I'm hoping he'll pop up on TV. Charles Dance is very quiet today!
Hi Fifi -
Have brought some more tissues, some olbas oil to sniff and a load more cushions for aching bones.
Never been one for hot toddys, but the landlord at my local once made me a hot benedictine and water...made me feel a bit brighter but couldn't taste a thing!
Would鈥檝e been here sooner but caught up in a 502 snarl up
Thanks, Fearless, for the lovely nibbles. But sorry to hear you're BUST!
Oh dear, I did drop a nice rum toddy here for Fifi some time back, but somebody else appears to have drunk it.
Hm, that camel's walking in a very odd way. I wonder ......?
How did that happen...?? Is it just me or is the blog behaving in a partic random way today?
Too befuzzled by mucus (ick) to figure that out - is there any spare rum sloshing around?
Big Sis (104):
D'oh!
well I tried to leave a hot toddy for Fifi earlier and also a thank you to Annasee for her fabulous singers name but I got told that I was being mailciously fast - for the first post of the day too.
I also wanted a lie down after my exertions at the gym this morning but obviosuly being kicked off the beacj I had to go adn do something.
Right fingers crossed...
Gossipmistress - I've been at the other end of the beach just making a few notes for a project that I'm working on.
I missed the encore if there was one, as I had to rush away. Was it Ravel?
It seeds that for those who get 502'd, their message goes through anyway, and they get double-posted. Mine seem to go straight through, but at least half of the time don't appear, and almost never without a very long delay. Roll on the promised improvements.
xx
ed
Rather un PC but I always ask SO for a Hot Toddy and a hot woman when I have cold/flu.
I have to get my own Hot Toddy. Rum hot water lemon juice sugar/honey. Breath in fumes before the alcohol all evaporates.
As for the other request.......... (well I should not be in close proximity to others to spread my flu germs!!!)
Second try:
Big Sis (93), I didn't berate him! I had no expectation of acknowledgement/thanks -- I know my huggis is the only attention I will ever get and am quite happy with it!
I like your P.S. idea, even though I know nothing about rugby (although I imagine I could guess what "wasps" shirt is like...)
Just looked at the webcam (thanks for the reminder that it exists!) and it appears to be a blue shirt tonight -- have you put him off the rugby shirts altogether, d'you think?
Yes the blog went a bit funny this afternoon didn't it? All my postings got the everlasting egg timer treatment, but still seem to have made it through anyway. Coincidentally just after I'd written to NBP about how well the blog was doing without him. Sometimes it's as though it's a living (rather stroppy) being, the way it reacts. Spooky!
Appy: I was only teasing (re 'berate') - but I think you knew that.
As to my 'big idea', I posted that before Eddie posted up 'It would be true to say' thread.
Interestingly enough, Eddie didn't send a newsletter yesterday. Did my suggestion mean another nail in its coffin?
Charles: You have a project, too? Are you about to launch a challenge for the Labour Party leadership?
Hello birds, hello bees, hello camels, hello everybody (am I turning into Rabbi Lionel Blue?!?). I've brought provisions for elevenses, with croissants, pastries, muffins, etc, and the coffe has been set to brew. I hope I get more time on the blog & beach today...
Oh, we're all famous! If you go to the 成人论坛 News website, politics section, then scroll down, It's got a link to the blog! Click and scroll down to see what I mean :-)
fifi -
How are you feeling today? Am feeling much better but will stay and keep you company if you need more toddy making/pillow fluffing/ etc
late morning all, although all might be a bit of a misnomer. It seems very quiet.
I'm off to curl up in a little huddle, it's oneof those days when you just want to curl up and shout GO AWAY to the world.
I won't be any trouble I promise; I just thought I'd do it on the beach rather than in February because the coffee is better on the beach and it's warmer.
Mmmm! Thank you for the lovely breakfast Rabbi Ffred. Do you have a thought for today?
My footprints from last night seem to have disappeared - I'm sure I was talking to 'Charles Dance' or did I imagine it? 'Charles' - you missed some fantastic Bartok by rushing off......
Fearless (115) - now you see it now you don't.
It seems to have gone again. But hopefully it does mean the blogs are here to stay, despite concerns I had after hearing Feedback on message boards.
Admin Annie - recognise that entirely....I find how stroll along the sea front with the warm crystal clear water lapping at your toes quite restorative. The large daquiri (sp??) may also have something to do with it - I've left some extra on the NC Bar :)
Hey, I can breathe again! Well, sort of. All the hot toddies were lined up next to me when I surfaced yesterday, and I had a great time inhaling, sipping and in one case slamming down on the bar and knocking back ...
Did absolutely nothing for the cold, but by the end I didn't care!
Thank you all for your good wishes. And especially for the comments about the feminine strain of 'man flu' being Bird Flu.
How we laughed..... >:o0
Have I missed anything?
Fifi ;o)
It's Anna's birthday :-)
Decided to go for a relaxing walk along the beach - haven't had sand between my toes for a very long time. I was wondering, is there someone who can give me a nice massage? Nothing kinky, you understand, just a bit of nurturing, soothing touch? Ease the passing of another year and all that. Shoulders and head most of all, please. I'll just lie in the warm sun and wait. Could someone bring me a coctail while I wait....? You're all lovely. Thank you.
Anne P (119) from FF (115),
Still there at 13:00 today.
"The PM Blog...
has a beach, frogs and a bar. No wonder Eddie Mair looks odd."
Aperitif (112),
You'd be wrong. Unless Eddie was wearing the full kit, as only the socks look anything like a wasp.
The shirt is black with occasional yellow/orange trim.
Must grab some breakfast soon...thanks FFred.
Anna - Happy birthday!!
Think I can assist with the massage - head and shoulders I can manage, and am also partic good at feet....have a lovely geranium oil?? or lavender perhaps?
Deepthought: So, what is the gold with black hoops that Eddie wears on his Bee days? I believe they are the colours of the Cornish team ..... But I also have a dim recollection of seeing them elsewhere.
Now, perhaps, you begin to understand why I'd like Eddie to provide a 'kit subtitle'.
Big Sis (126),
A quick giggle suggests Newport RFC. I only know the wasps (current) kit due to where they play their home games (and getting stuck in that traffic).
On the other hand, are we sure some of Eddie's shirts are not just fashion accessories? Or is that heresy? I have a rugby shirt that is grey and purple vertical stripes, but the strips get thinner as one goes from left to right... somehow don't think that's genuine, but it looks good.
Happy birthday Anna Rex, and if you've not been down to the beach before, welcome. Try this Manhattan. It's so helpful to have a well stocked bar to hand.
BTW, put some good sausages in the fridge for anyone who wants to barbeque this evening (I'll be lighting it around 19:00).
Deepthought: Thank you for checking that one out for me.
Somehow I think Mr. Mair is a rugby man, and might well collect kit rather than fashion accessories. But I may be wrong.
BTW, I rather think he'll be wearing the Newport kit tonight.
witchiwoman (125) - Hello - I spotted you on the more newsy blog recently. My kind of person :-)
Oddly, feet are my other fave massage zone, after head and neck, so yes, please! And definitely geranium. How did you know??
Deepthought (127) - you're a gentleman. The Manhattan is slipping down nicely. Save me a sausage (that sounds a bit odd, on re-reading. But you know what I mean). Sadly I have to work for a bit this afternoon (criminal, one one's supposedly special day) but I'll be back later.
In danger of becoming too mellow, and we all know the mellow bone is connected to the morose bone, so I'll try not to. Bring on the geranium oil, quick..
When it comes to votes, many people are swayed by slogans rather than policies.
There are a number of slogans flying around on the Frog, and the related PM programme, at the moment, but which one gets your vote?
NB: You are allowed to vote for your slogan if it's in the list!
See you on the Ice? used by Eric, editor of the occasional e-mail.
See you on the rice? used by NBP (New blog prince) Marc
It's our crap? Used by Froggers, Lurkers and other People (FLOP)
It's your carp? used by J.R. Hartley
Let the hearing begin? used by Hugh, our foreign correspondent
Let the healing begin? used by ED. E. Mair, whoever he is.
Vote here :-
AnnaR -
Morose bone, we'll have none of that behaviour here, especially on bdays!! Felt inspired and baked a couple of cakes - one eggless, fatless, sugarless but absolutely packed with fruity goodness cake (its delish!!) and one full of the real thing plus extra sugar and stuff with whipped cream on the side chocolate cake!
(Bothe with candles on of course!!)
Will leave over here by the cocktails - can't make bbq tonight Deepthought but a lovely idea!!
Anna R
Ps nice to meet you too....I'll go gently on the toes!
[Pokes head round from behind a palm tree.]
Psssst. Pssssssst. I am not supposed to be here. Can someone let Fifi know that there is now a new poll on jonnie's pmblog extra site? If she finds out that the mistakes (my mistakes) from last week have been sorted out she may stop hating me so much. Then, in a few days time, she may actually forgive me. I am hoping to be allowed back on the beach; probably sometime in the middle of April. It is very important that you don't let her know that I was here. It is equally important that you don't let her know who left this bottle of Shiraz for her on the NC bar.
[Looks around to make sure that the coast (pun only partially intended) is clear before slinking back to Februrary.]
H.
Should have said re the 'poll' that it's from our Humph.
Witchiwoman 131/2
You know too much... :-)
Since it's my birthday, I think I'm going to go the whole sugary-creamy-chocolatey hog. And perhaps have the other one for later. Hope this beach doesn't have smoke detectors - that's a heck of a lot of candles.
Toes wriggling happily. Will snap out of the morose thing - altogether inappropriate. Someone pass me another coctail instead, pleeease...
ps not wishing to hijack Deepthought's BBQ and turn it into a bday party, but it'd be great to have some company tonight, if anyone's out there. I'll even share the cake.
Happy Birthday Anna!
I've brought some pink fizz - would you like a glass? And who's that young chap massaging your toes?
DeepJohn (127) make it 7.15 and I'll come & help....can't miss The Archers!
Jonnie (130) re the poll - we can vote for 'It's our crap' but not for the original quote: 'It may be crap but it's my crap' - any reason?
Cough! Sneeze!
Have dragged myself out of my sickbed to frog briefly - am all woozy and wobbly. It's a bug**r of a bug, so my all too sincere commiserations to anyone who has it.
To everyone else - take lots of vitamin C and avoid human contact.
Re: GM,
We will have to ask Humph ? I've just set the poll up according to his request on an e-mail.
Your suggestion seems logical though!
So perhaps we should either ammend the existing one or add the original one on the list then ?
Jonnie (139) well I would vote for adding it anyway - Pssst Humph! Come out from behind the NCM Bar and tell us what you think!
Right. I'm sending Charles and Robbie to the Naughty Step. 500 lines apiece: "I will not misbehave". Then they can clear up the camel dung.
Gossipmistress 136
Thank you!
I've ditched the work for the night now. Fizz is my favourite: please pass me a glass (ooh, I forgot, you're listening to The Archers - me too, but wireless internet and multitasking....)
I'm got some fish for the barbie - there's plenty for everyone. But don't get me wrong - red meat and alcohol are my mainstay. Deepjohn - is the BBQ up to temperature? Back to the Archers: delighted that Helen has sorted out all her problems after, what, two hours? Oops, sorry. If anyone else wants to join in the Anna-massage, feel free to pitch in. There's no-one on my shouldres at the mo. If it helps, I am blonde/brunette, buxom/size zero, tall/petite (delete according to preference).
Thanks for that link Fearless. How funny! I wonder what cheeky person wrote it. I've just seen it now (7 30pm)
Happy Birthday Anna. That's like speaking to a mirror for me. (Same name, recent birthday. And I had to work too. ) My budget flowers have survived a week & look just as good as the first day. 拢1 50 well spent by the family then!
Hope your birthday was as good!
Big Sis (141)
There is no way that I am sharing the naughty step with Charles Dance. He keeps saying "Have you ever seen my Christopher Biggins?" and it's getting on my nerves!
Happy Birthday, Anna. Now you've had a glass or two you may be in the mood to wear this fetching tiara- pink and sparkly, like the wine.
Message for Fifi.......I think in the interests of preserving our National Heritage you should get in touch with the Cromarty Fisherman featured in this evening's PM. I presume since his dialect is dying out, then so will his traditional songs. How about learning them and adding them to your repertoire? You could post the words here and we could all have a jolly good sing-song. I'm sure Eddie would translate!
RJD (143) I think you're going to be there all night now.........:-)
Was anyone listening to Front Row, about 'The Apprentice' Musical on sunday? That's me singing.......(well, with a few others). I can honestly say it's the first time I've been asked to sing 'Four-eyed skanky b***h' (Please don't moderate me, it's a quote, honest!)
Gillian - glitter-gorgeous! Thank you!
Anna is now glass-in-hand, toes-a-massaging, sausages a-burning nicely on the bbq, and bedecked in a glittery tiara (can't say what, if anything, else adorns my birthday body).
What more could a girl want? And I thought I was just going for a solitary amble on a beach. It's such a perfect day....
OK, so there's fish, and sausages ready (sorry, got delayed on my way down), I'm keeping them well apart, and plenty for everyone.
Also plenty of salad bits and pieces etc.
Good to know Eddie knows his Shipping Forecast, but Cromarty is not next to Fischer in the sea areas. Good to know that Eddie could follow some of the dialect.
Mind that Camel Anna Rex, looks like it's interested in your cake.
Happy Birthday Anna - I've brought you some cashmere wrist warmers for use in February when you finally have to leave the beach. Must keep those massaged muscles warm you know.
Anne P (148)
Cashmere wrist warmers - whatever next - I'm being utterly spoilt! They'll be the perfect companion to the cashmere bed sox my mum bought me years ago. A girl needs her accessories, after all. You're too kind.
I've brought warming yest sophisticated pink schnapps/pink champagne cocktails for all, they're on the bar. Next to the bbq'd fish. It's really very good.
Deepthought - great you're back - I feared you'd stood me up. Do you know any good recipes for camel....?
Extra large cocktail for you from me on the bar - it's the one with the pink umbrella in it.
Annasee - just spotted you (sorry - the fizz is taking effect... and I think the moderator held you up for a while, who knows why). You too worked on your birthday, eh: bad luck. But your reward is on the beach. I've saved you the juiciest steak, and also a massive piece of homemade nut roast I made from a recipe a friend gave me - enough to turn anyone veggie. I have budget flowers too, but hey, they brighten the place up. Lots of Annas on the beach today - you, me, Anne P (I have a relaxed attitude to the Anne/Anna distinction).
Good birthday? Well, a lot better than it would've been had I not gone for that walk down to the beach... Nice to be among friends
Oooh, I think I've had too much pink champagne, or maybe it's the massage. Need to turn in. Sleeeeepy head. Thank you for a lovely birthday; I think there's still some sausages (thanks, Deepthougth) and fish left on the bbq. Cake all gone, though - just too good to keep (thank you witchiwoman - please keep in touch - I want the recipe). Am wrapped in massage oil, geranium essential oil, cashmere wrist-warmers, and steeped in pink champagne. I love you all, you're my best friend.......
Not just the scottish dialects that are dying out. Northumbrian ones are too. I remember a prog when Sandy Toskvic and John Mcarthy did a yacht trip round the coast of the UK. They visited Beadnell and I can remember a bit of My great Uncle sitting talking to his brother outside one of the old fishermans huts (Both huts and fishermen were old). I can't fully remember the conversation but it was thick with dialect. Both are now fishing where the nets are always full of regulation size fish and there are no quotas.
Gossipmistress - Two things.
No.1 Sorry for the Charles Dance episode - but I really enjoyed using his voice.
No.2 'The Apprentice' ...'That's me singing.....'Four-eyed skanky b***h'
A full explanation please.
Hello, Humph is a bit shy tonight and has left the following post at 'The Froggers refuge - regarding his Poll :
GM & Jonnie. I have no problem with changing the wording of the new PM poll. The words were chosen to keep a certain degree of symmetry in the entries. I would suggest change rather than add to what is there to avoid confusion. Appologies for not going back to the beach at present but an angry Fifi is too scary for me. :-( H.
I have told him I will ammend it tomorrow or I mught be able to do it now! -- just had a meal with the prospective In-laws and a bit tipsy though :-)
J x
Valery P - Where are you? You are needed here. It is very boring dealing with all the camel crap (at Big Sis's behest) without someone to have a bit of craic with.
RJD - you've missed a bit..........
Gossipmistress - I've been moderated!
Way earlier this evening I
1. apologised for the Charles Dance stuff
and
2. asked for a full account of the Front Row ... 'The Apprentice' Musical .... 'Four-eyed skanky ... etc.
I repeat - full explanation of No.2 please!
RJD - I'm here dear - just trying to keep out of the Naughty Corner, I didn't want to cramp your style with Charlie Dancer ;o)
Oh blogger!
Anna Rex - your birthday sounds more alcohol- rich than mine, you lucky thing.
About the camel recipes - I don't think it's the done thing to eat them They've been here for ages, probably all quite tough & stringy by now. I think RJD has quite a collection of camel droppings he's using for art works though. Apparently they're rather sought after in London. Some of the most exclusive galleries are interested...
Hey RJD - your 155 and 159 weren't there a moment ago when I posted, only the (current) 157. Curiouser and curiouser. Somehow, though, I knew it was you......
Hello Everyone, I've been at a funeral today and so need cheering up. Any fizz around?
DeepJohn, Wasps don't dress like wasps??? How disappointing!
RJD I repeat - full explanation of No.2 please! You mean you can't talk enough sh*te on your own??? ;-)
RJD ha! So 'twas you! And now both of your posts have arrived at once!
Actually I think it was funny...but you'd better stay on the naughty step for now for appearances' sake....(you must have done a bit of sleuthing on the net!)
Re No 2... It's a series of 5 One-Act musicals written by Richard Thomas (of 'Jerry Springer - the opera' fame) being screened on 成人论坛2 from this sunday. All based on TV shows, first one based on 'The Apprentice'
I was one of a bunch of singers - we're singing a little on this sunday's and also appear and sing in 'Question Time'
'Front Row' reviewed it this evening, including an unusual bit of chorus, depicting the childhood of one contestant, where we sing 'Specky 4-eyed..' etc etc
Oh blogger?
Gossipmistress - Right, so give us a clue - how will I recognise you?
Aperitif - Oh, you know I can talk No.2, don't you?
Val P - You arrive just like the cavalry. Go on - say something I can react to with a double entendre.
I thought you were already in the Naughty Corner, do you want the next sentence to be concurrent then? Did you mean that I came like the cavalry or with the cavalry, if the latter then I might be forced to sue for libel :o)
Mmm, strawberry bellini. Yum.
What is all this about camels and number twos?
Gossipmistress, how do we spot you?
Val - I used the word "arrived" NOT "came". I can get myself into enough trouble, thank you!
Hee hee. Night all, the stars are looking fabulous tonight aren't they?
Morning -
Have to get this off my chest - I too dreamt about David Cameron!! he was with Bill Bailey who was teaching him how to play Stairway to Heaven on a fiddle so they could duet on a tv prog (I was at the rehearsal). V strange, DC was getting stressed and anxious but BB was very gentle and encouraging.
Anna - happy unbirthday, hope the fizz hasn't fuzzed your head!!
GM - how will we recognise you?? heard a bit of the chat about it but SO was wittering so missed the singing!
So GM (165) are you one of the 成人论坛 Singers or do you have a starring role? And to repeat the question - how will we recognise you?
Good morning - hasn't Si brought any coffee yet then? ( You see what happens Si you do things once or twice voluntarily and before you know where you are people are complaining because they have come to expect it as a matter of course) Hang on a mo then while I go and forage in February kitchen...........
...........right here we are, lashings of cafe au lait and some of those big french cups to put it in, some croissants and some apricot jam.
I need to sit here quietly and listen to the lapping of the waves and the snuffling of the camels and soak up some warmth from the sun. I have just been venting about the PM interview in The Furrowed Brow - fortunately there was no on else around to hear my yowls of frustration and disbelief, and I have about five minutes before I take off for the gym. Lets get some ozone before that!
WW: This must be the new Tory ploy - Infiltrating our dreams with images of David Cameron. I have to say my own dream was rather nice, but I am not going to make myself a hostage to fortune by saying too much about it. As I've said before, I am now obliged to see said gentleman in a different light. I wonder if these dreams are related to consumption of any particular type of food?
RJD: You've still got a bit of clearing up to do, and Charlie appears to have done a runner with Christopher Biggins. Then, when it's all gathered up, you can wheel it over to my garden to keep the rabbits out.
Where are the lines? I don't see the lines? ......... :-[
AA -
I didn't catch the interview as was walking to work (sans radio) but am quite glad I missed as it would have done my blood pressure no good whatsoever. I feel I would have had a similar reaction to yourself (though throwing things at my kitchen stereo may also have featured)....get all that tension out at the gym!!
I'm going to hide in here today, february is too tiring and my therapist has cancelled on me....but who needs head shrinkage when theres apricot jam knocking around!
BS - and they also seem to be making us post at the same time!! I must say he looked ever so earnest when he was trying to get his bowing technique sorted...food related dreams, well, I'd had an egg salad several hours before?
Gossipmistress....wow! The singing was great. Please give us all a nudge on the day you're on the telly. You really must make yourself known to us!
Witchiwoman
Good morning - thanks for the unbirthday greeting :-)
Head a bit fuzzy first thing, but I knocked back a hair of the dog from the NC bar and feel heaps better. Can I do your therapy for you?
OD'd slightly on the entire contents of the kitchen last night (that's what happens when you drink too much fizz) so feel the need to serve penance today. Therefore, I am on call, should anyone need me to do anything for them. For starters I've just brewed up. Fresh coffee, tea (herbal & Yorkshire) and home-made rock cakes are on the bar. Help yourselves.
ps I'd like someone to tell me what's so good about the age that I have to be for the next 364 days - but I'm not sure I want to disclose what that age is. So you'll have to be creative.
Humph, Humph, I'm not angry!!!
Oh dear, I can understand how I've managed to frighten off Humph ... what have I said?
Certainly not on the Beach, surely?
Gossipmistress, I wasn't going to watch but if you'll let us know how to spot you I will.
That'll be the first frogger on national TV then -- another first for Jonnie's Hall of Fame!
Fifi ;o)
WW: Ooer, it's spooky, isn't it?
Fellow Froggers: I can announce that RJD has now delivered his lines and is hereby allowed off the naughty step. However, I suspect he'll misbehave again .... ;o)
Tried to post this earlier...bet it turns up twice now!!
I'm getting a bit worried, I haven't had a dream about David Cameron. Anyone see 'Don't watch this...' last night with him responding to the sheepdog whistles......
I will not be visible in sunday's musical Apprentice, just one of the choir singing a few little bits. I will be appearing in the 'Question Time' episode and obviously I am the gorgeous one with the beautiful voice...!
No, not 成人论坛 singer, I come cheaper than that (!) - they rounded up a disparate bunch from various Manchester/Chester choirs who would do it for free (more or less!) but it was fantastic fun and QT episode is v funny!
Fifi
First frogger on national TV? Not so! I was sitting on that step over there with Charles Dance for a while. He's on telly quite a bit!
Changing subject swiftly, I must say I think today's strapline is so much better than that daft one we had yesterday. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha.
I'm off before I'm caught!
Thanks Andrew! (Strapline).
Fifi: I am SURE GM isn't the first frogger on TV! But it will be lovely to see her, nonetheless.
AR - I'm sure every day will bring some kind of niceness, even if its only a quick frog!!
GM - the DC thing....not recommended, really quite unsettling!! (I think thats the first time I've ever dreamt of a politican....hope its the last? Or does this kind of thing become more common with age/R4 exposure?)
Anna Rex - Very simple answer.
The age you have to be for the next 364 days is so much better than the age you will be in 365 days
I have never dreamt of David Cameron either. I feel exceptionally pleased about this.
RJD
Tra-la! Very good!
Still finding my way around this beach... where is the naughty step, please? BTW, anyone know how old Eric Muir actually is?
I'm upset and it's no good anybody trying to comfort me - OH NO!! because you will just all be pretending unitl you go to the party and laugh about how I'm not there.
Anyone wanting to know what that is all about :-)
should check out the marriage thread which is still the most current because Eric Idle aka Eddie Mair hasn't bothered to frog today.
Maybe he's sulking because the Today program got the PM?
I dreamt about Tony Blur once. We were carrying a fish tank full of dirty water (but no fish) from somebody's living room to pour it down the toilet. I really don't want to know any secret hidden meaning behind this!
David Cameron / Johnny Depp. Can't see the difference myself!
I think I've been moderated. Where's the naughty step and how long for a first offence?
Bothered about the prevalence of party-leader dreams. WW, yes, I think R4 exposure is to blame.
Appy: I know what you mean.... which is why I found it so disturbing. Especially when the content appeared to suggest some kind of hidden attraction on my part.
But my political affiliation would preclude any such hanky panky.
It was, however, scarily pleasant.
I can honestly confirm that I also have NEVER dreamt of DC or TB for that matter......phew!
Very quick visit to say hello - should have come down here earlier to chill out after my little rant on the Marriage thread but it was a bit early for alcoholic beverages so just went for a brisk walk around the office! Must dash - have to go to my son's parent's evening and then I am attempting to cook tonight (not something that happens very often I must say and usually is greeted with some apprehension by SO - but definitely something I wish I had more time for). Was so impressed at Rick Stein's so easy looking stroganoff on his Food Heroes programme the other night am going to give it a go. Wish me luck!! (or more to the point wish SO luck eating it :))
I once dreamt about Jim Callaghan - years after he had retired - and I got so annoyed with him that in the course of an argument I shouted loudly at him and slapped him across the face.
The shouting woke me up and there was husband, nursing slapped face and saying 'are you awake?' in a piteous sort of way.
Signing off now, folks, while I go to a Jam Tart practice ... singing with no voice .. hmm. Perhaps I can still remember some sign language!
Out all tomorrow, might be able to pop down to the beach between coming in after day-long meetings in Northampton (again) and dashing out for the monthly acoustic session.
Again with no voice.
Hey ho!
Humph, are you speaking to me yet? I'm so sorry about whatever it was I said that scared you off the Beach!!!
Fifi xxx
AA (197), With apologies to your SO -- that really made me laugh, thanks!
RJD (193), I shan't dignify that with a response. Ah.
Big Sis (195), Perhaps you are coming down with an illness of some sort? Definite brain-playing-tricks stuff there!
Spooky!
RJD - is that like your mountain goat and goldfish post? am busily swapping letters....
fifi you sound a lot better today - who'se going to go down with it next, i wonder?!
admin annie (191) dont feel too blue, the beach is always available for a party, and we can have confetti, coconuts, camel races, (if her Ladyship deigns) and round off with a trip to the NCM bar!
I heard the clip gossipwoman, more 成人论坛 more!
Fiona - well, it smelt good, was it strogg enough?
job. phoooooooeeey. smelly. my. and. is.
Froggers, rearrange that if you like, i am having a drink!
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Aperitif, hope today's better than yesterday.
Now that must be a record post time and I thiought tis blog was dead!
Big Sis - You haven't been started reapplying that cream that you mentioned some time ago, have you?
Appy - Hmmm!
You lot should be worried; what if I dream of Mrs Thatcher tonight?
English is not my first tongue apparently!
AA (191) Well I'm only invited to look after the dogs!! (and even that was an afterthought!)
Soo, Jim Callaghan eh? What is it with all these Prime Minister dreams and does this mean that DC will become one...or have others had dreams about say...William Vague or IBS? And will they admit to them......?
Deep John (203) be afraid...be very afraid:-)
RJD - You're thinking of the steroid stuff I think? No, she threw it out - I asked her for some remember? I'm just dying to ask what your first tongue is, but I think it's probably time to draw a veil over the beach for tonight. Tomorrow's another day :o)
Thinks
[ . . . which seems obvious to me, but anyway. Are, here we are. Good. Just as I thought. All the froggers have either gone home or are still sleeping in their hammocks. Of course, the problem with leaving a peace offering (133) at a place where you dare not go, in case it gets rejected, is that you never find out when it has been accepted. Quietly, now. Quietly. I do not want to wake any of the froggers. They might snitch on me to Fifi. Hey, one of them might even *be* Fifi {Gulp}. Now, if I remember rightly, I left that bottle of Shiraz next to the ice-buckets on the bar. Hey. Now that is encouraging. The bottle is no longer there. If I can find it in the glass re-cycle bin, then at least I will know that *someone* has drunk it. Of course, it is a long way to go from there, to believing that I have been forgiven, but at least it will be a start. I will be able to ask the other froggers if they know who drunk it. Maybe someone shared it with . . . oh . . . oh now that is not good! A familiar looking bottle of Shiraz with no sign of imbibation; placed on one of the lower shelves 鈥 rejected. It looks as no-one has even *tried* to open it. Of course, it could be a co-incid . . . no! It is the one that I left for her. Unless there is another frogger writing 鈥淪ORRY FIFI鈥 in large black letters on bottles of Shiraz at the NC bar. Which is not beyond the bounds of possibility, true, but I think I should assume, at present, that I am still in Fifi鈥檚 bad books. {Sigh} I do not know what else I can do. I have admitted that the mistake about the subject of the pmblog extra poll was totally mine. I have got jonnie to put up a new poll so that no-one complains to her about the wording or stats that she used. I have even offered her a peace offering on the Beach. But no 鈥 all my attempts at reconciliation are rejected. I think that I had better . . . did that frogger in the yellow hammock just move? {checks watch} I think that it is time that I returned to February. I do not want to be found here on the beach. It could be dangerous! ]
Walks back the way I came, erasing my tracks in the sand with a couple of branches found on the shoreline.
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Deept - hope you got through last night Maggieless!!
As its a friday how about Earl Grey and some nice granary toast - marmite for those that like and plum jam for those who don't!
Fifi - as a newcomer and trying to piece bits and pieces together what type of singing stuff are you involved with? Am building up a mental pic of fellow froggers....and its quite nice!!
Val (206) - I'm so, so tempted to type what is in my head but a weekend on the naughty step is not what I have planned!
Humph - Psssst! She's behind you.
Morning all, looks like I'm the first down here this morning.
I've left Tippy Assam on the bar together with fresh croissants and marmalade. And I brought some bone china mugs for the tea - you should always drink tea out of real china, don't you think?
....ooh...that's odd there seem to be some strange marks in the sand...looks like someone has been dragging a branch along...in fact here is a broken branch...and I can just make out a footprint or two beside it...looks quite large...
who could it have been I wonder?
RJD: That must be a really, really naughty thought you had, then. Did it involve tongues or cream or both?
Big Sis - I refer you back to my to 209 reply!
witchiwoman (208),
It was maggieless, because I did not drop off until about 3am, and kept waking up and dozing off.
I'm just going to try and get some zzzzz in that hammock, as am dead beat this morning....
Deepthought -
I'll make sure the camels are kept at a distance so as not to disturb!
RJD: I refer you back to my 211 question!
Big Sis - I'll do a deal. You expand on the last sentence in your (195) and I'll think about telling you!
Deepthought 213
Poor you; something on your mind? A palm full of massage oil and 2-3 drops of lavendar essential oil, rubbed gently into chest, neck & shoulders, is a marvel for getting off to sleep. I think it's a combo of the soothing touch and the scent of the lavendar. May I?
Wahey! Don't say a word Deepthought. Well, you're allowed to say Yes. Oh definitely say Yes!
RJD
About that naughty step. You're a bad, bad boy ;-)
(or at least I'm guessing you're a boy...)
I was about to say you need to be disciplined, but...
RJD - chicken!
Having ranted and raved my way back down through the posts from today's backwards to the Beach, I'm beginning to feel a bit less stressed, but ooh, I am SO cranky today. Camomile tea perhaps, and definitely no coffee, don't even waft it past my nose. A massage would be great if anyone's got a spare moment? If not I'll probably self-destruct :o(
Mind you - on the plus side - evey (cranky) post was accepted, and one even appeared almost instantaneously! Perhaps I've frightened the Frog into submission.
Valery
Since I've already got the oils out, you just settle yourself somewhere warm & comfortable and I'll give you an Anna special (no, boys, that's not what you think, and it's one for the ladies only. Honestly!). Bergamot for you, I think. Just take deep breaths. Tissues are just beside you, should you need them. (Boys, NO, don't even go there!)
RJD - 216 - that's quite enough expansion thankyou.
Val - Tell you what - how about massage tag? Anna Rex is giving Deepthough a massage. When Deepthought knows how it's done, he can give you a massage. Then you can knead my worries away and if you're very good, I'll answer your question.
.zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.....
Okay, RJD, here we go:
Appy: I know what you mean.... which is why I found it so disturbing.
(i.e. I am not a fan of Mr. C or his esteemed political party, so I found dreaming of the Tory Leader to be an aberration on my part)
Especially when the content appeared to suggest some kind of hidden attraction on my part.
(He made an approach to me and I reciprocated.)
But my political affiliation would preclude any such hanky panky.
(I wouldn't be caught dead doing such a thing, in the unlikely event of it ever happening.)
It was, however, scarily pleasant.
(In the dream I enjoyed said approach.)
Sometimes, adding extra detail just takes the whole fun out of it. Which may be the case for you, too?
Val P - it must be February as I too have had a s*dding awful week [ your cranky is well done!]
did you bring your ironing?
i wonder if i can wash the kitchen floor from here?!
ah stuff it. I'll put my feet up, try and look human, and see who wafts by.
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Nikki noodle - on no account attempt to do housework from the beach, I belive it is expressly forbidden by beloved Chairman Mair. I'm not sure what the consequences would be but I'm guessing the naughty step would be involved.
Aaaaaah - that's better, now why didn't I think of that before?
No I didn't bring the ironing as it happens, but the masage tig was a great idea. Thanks to all involved. I'm now going to take Sam along Fido's Run, anyone else got their furry friends with them? He's well rid of the chocolate raisins now btw, so you don't need to steer clear of him!
Right, I've finally managed to stagger back here to the beach. Anyone mind if I just drag a sunlounger under the palm tress and relax with a glass of Shiraz? It's been a really cra**y week in February, so I just need a place to de-stress for a while. I'll put together some food for later:-)
Oi, You lot on the naughty step! Pipe down!
Big Sis, Try not to worry -- you will get over it. It will take time and it will be a *long hard struggle, but, in time, the demon Davy will be gone... :-)
*no smut intended. Oh well maybe a little bit... any room on that step?...
please can i have a hug?
Anna R - of course.....
How was that? :) x
{ } - there you go Anna Rex, and there's still some geranium oil on that hug. That should have you feeling better in no time at all!
Appy - you missed all the Friday Fun?
is it too early for a slurp of merlot?
ww, valery p, thank you, that was so good.
now, where did i leave those tissues? don't worry, nobody died or anything. Just, oh, you know.
Where's the best place to go on this beach when life feels like an over-produced '70s ballad? I'm still a bit new round here. don't want to inflict mopery on anyone else - i gather that's a bit of a sin.
Big Sister: I'll let you (just you, noone else) on a secret of mine:
If you are worried about your David Cameron thing, then you would be absolutely terrified to find yourself in conversation with Alistair Campbell and find yourself weak-kneed with lustful fascination. This wasn't a dream but an actual HoC soir茅e, back in the days when my husband was a Whitehaller. I've never quite forgiven myself for this lapse in judgement.
I'll slide away now, in deep shame.
witchiwoman
Gawd, no, go for it! Have you got a spare glass, per chance....?
I've just made pea & spinach soup (recipe from the Sainsbury's Feb mag*). Great february comfort food. I'll leave a big le creuset of it near the bar, help yourselves.
* other supermarkets are available
I'm sure you can mope if you like - why not pull a stool at the NC bar with me....
I was going to have a poke around and see if I could find a hot tub...I know its warm and lovely here but some bubbly water on my knotted back would be luscious
Well, what a strange atmosphere on the beach today...can't you make us giggle,RJD ?
Just something tiny- go on!
Please....
Mollyxx
(Anna Rex) That's a hug from me too. Just lie back in the hammock and listen to the waves. The Beach is the place to be for a mope - you'll get plenty of sympathy, but not much tea at the moment, so here's a fragrant darjeeling for anyone who wants to save the booze for later.
It must be something to do with the February blues. Just got back from Tai Chi - finding the new stuff with fans quite hard going - to see you all apparently in need of a big group hug.
So large pot of camomile tea keeping warm, and some cool herb and fruit punch next to it with rosemary for concentration, mint for alertness and sage leaves to keep the February bugs at bay.
Fend off the fag end of winter and then come and join me paddling in the shallows....
FFred, here's another glass of Shiraz. How many glasses will it take before you're ready to tell us how many Valentines you sent and/or received this year?
Anne P - that punch is wonderful....
I have to drag myself back to february now, until tuesday in fact so you are all under strict orders to enjoy yourselves on my behalf (though I will deny any liability for anything dodgy and un-frogger like done in my name)
PS sorry about the appalling grammar
Thanks Gillian :-) In answer to your questions, it was one, and none (in that order...) :-(
Hot tub sounds like such a good idea, esp if we can take drinks... Thanks for all the tea & sympathy. Ooh - hadn't realised it's 5pm.
Molly (239)
You want me to make you giggle with something tiny?
There is NO WAY that I am going to respond. I am keeping off the naughty step for a least a week!
Belinda that A Campbell thing is deeply worrying. Really deeply worrying.
Annarex I am sure all the women froggers and possibly some of the men too will know just how you feel. I was curled up in a miseryball myself just last week sometime. We are all very good at knowing when to approach adn when to come close.
And here is a hug.
Yawn *wakes up*. *stretch*
Thanks Anna Rex, I really needed some zzzzz's....
Damn, missed half of PM...
Belinda: Worry not. I learnt long ago that lust knows no boundaries .... I'm just amazed that my dream appears to have revealed a desire that I'm nurturing subconsciously.
It's a weird feeling when you meet somebody that you know you should dislike but still fancy. Something along the lines of 'brain says no, body says yesyesyes'!
Have just heard my name plus comment read out - that, too, was weird. For the record, my voice is a bit lower. But very, very sexy .... (wishful thinking there, perhaps)
Glad you enjoyed it, deepthought, and I feel oodles better for all the TLC received. I have to leave now, stuff to do - ready at least to face it now. Save me a stool at the bar, I'll be back & in need of something therapeutic later on
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Sorry Ffred, hope I didn't offend you by asking. Come and wallow in this gorgeous hot tub someone's provided.....mmmm lovely Shiraz.
Friday night on the beach:
ahhh, now this is what we do!
Well done Big Sis, Belinda and Mrs Rennie. Three cheers for three froggers having their comments read out on this evening's PM. Let's have a celebratory conga round the dunes.
Am I on my own here, soaking up the remains of the merlot & shiraz? Maybe you're all in the hot tub. Room for a little one?
Well I need a double scotch down here tonight!
Mum's had her suite re-upholstered, just been over there for a meal -- but heard the saga, and the same stories three times! Bless, she's 78 you know! -- Actually she doesn't look too bad for it.
Nikki Noodle's been having a go at me, just because the middle-class R4 listeners won't allow a bit of a change! -- can you believe it! ;-)
And BigSis is now famous I've heard! --!
So for Nikki and BigSis have a tipple of this lovely bottle of Asda's finest malt!
xx
What hot tub?
I think its a new installation. I was once told to leave a hot tob (not just me) by a large american cop in Florida. It was midnight and a brits BBQ post conferance so we had an excuse to be there but one does not argue with a U.S policeman. Time to finish my ale.
Belinda...I missed PM, was it your comment about lusting after Alistair Campbell which was read out?
;-)
GM - perhaps next week PM will do a special item on "The often-experienced but rarely-discussed phenomenon of lusting after politicians in your dreams". There will be plenty of stories from here to read out! I heard Belinda's name mentioned last night, but Alastair Campbell definitely wasn't. Not yet, anyway...
Annasee - I do hope so! It seems to be quite prevalent, although I have to say my own dream about Tony Blur definitely did NOT involve lust!!
I've just made some Eccles cakes - they're still warm. Anyone fancy one?
Jonnie - so what colour is the suite now then? I think we need to know!
oh my head! I think I overdid it on jonnie's malt last evening, celebrating with Big Sis, Belinda and Mrs Rennie.
Can I be the first to deny anything?
whatever it was, it wasnt me. honest.
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Jonnie (255),
It's not only Nikki N you have to deal with about introducing jingles on R4. I was immensely pleased when "learning curve" lost it's "theme tune", although doesn't make me like the programme any more...
No idents. Cut the traillers.
Are demonstrations allowed on the Beach?
Ooh, that hot tub/shiraz combination sure zonks you out after a long week! Gillian (251): Of course I don't mind! I know my fellow froggers are a nice bunch, and are just showing interest :-)
So, back from a busy morning in February in time for a mammoth Rugby-fest. My newly shorn locks may've scared the camels though, they're looking at me a bit oddly (the froggers who have managed to find the photo of me in the flickering place should not be saying which hair did you get cut! :-p)
FFred, in the interest of ''showing interest'', I had a look at your pics....lovely, especially Boston, as I've been there. I didn't find you though, so please give me directions. If there's more than one, just tell us which is the best ''you''! ;o)
There's just the one, dating back about nine years or so It's of three people in front of a building, and I'm the one on the left :-)
Deepthought, r u there? Follow me, I'll show you to the hot tub. Witchiwoman had the idea first (238) when I was feeling stressssed out. I wandered off and spent the night in it, since no-one was around when I got to the beach last night. Skin looks like a prune now, but it sure relaxed me.
Not a good time to be scottish at this precise moment, 21-7 (and I'm not, but I empathise with our beloved Eddie). FFred, I hope you're not a scot. If you are, then I hope things pick up...
Anna, no, I'm a sassenach, so I'm more dreading the match at 5:30!
you and me both, Ffred
FF - don't worry we'll probably give you a 13 pt start!
RJD: Just wait til Jonnie (no, not our friend in Bournemouth!) gets going .......
oh, big sis, I hope that didn't jinx it for us!
Am I allowed to open a beer? It is 5:30 on Saturday... I usually try to keep to the 6pm threshold, but you know, hard week, rugby, blah blah
I've left some nibbles on the bar
Anna, nothing I say will make any difference (but I'll not let RJD do our boys down!)
RJD I'm bracing myself...
RJD (269)
A 13 point start? That I would like. As for a 13 point end . . . well . . . :-(((.
H.
Hello Humph, I'm quite new to the beach, not met you before. It's a pleasure.
Unlucky 13, eh? Join me for a comiseratory g&t and some g&b Maya Gold chocolate (birthday pressie)
Hi All,
Can I join the group hug (somewhat belatedly) please? My bl**dy ISP has been down again and I missed all sorts it seems. I did hear the froggers getting their fame last night though -- well done all. (Actually Big Sis, I did wonder whether the voice was accurate).
I have been to a Russell Brand "gig" tonight. He was very good. Further details available if required.
btw, I'm sure I've said elsewhere but, for the record, Alistair Campbell is quite, quite lovely and there is no shame in lustful thoughts there if you ask me (which I know you didn't but there is my opinion anyway...)
Re:Anne: Lovely to have you afloat on 'the beach: I've been a castaway tonight and been chatting to these lovely people "
They have rescued horses. We should all visit them and sy 'Hello' !
Good morning aperitif; if you've been on the beach all night, here's a special hug from me..
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I must be first up this morning; off to make music all day. You may hear the strains of Shostakovich from the distant. Hope it doesn't upset the camels
Good morning all. Here's a nice pot of Assam tea to kick-start the day with. Sorry, bad choice of words after yesterday's disappointments on the Rugby Field. England v. Ireland was emotional though, eh?
Anyway, help yourelves to a selection of pastries - cinnamon, maple and walnut, or raisin.
Fifi, great strapline! Hope you're feeling better.
Aperitif, how's your Mum?
Everyone else....have a restful Sunday.
FFred (265) Gotcha! Thank you....you're well-worth a few Valentines in my opinion! BTW, I've also been to Ireland. :0)
Re: Anna,
Sorry Anna, I said you were Anne last night.
Shostakovich, sounds lovely.
Should anyone click on the link I posted, it's dark In Utah now so you will have to wait until around 4PM to see the action on their webcam.
Thank you Anna (278), I've been asleep but it's nice to wake to a friendly face and a hug.
Jonnie (279), I shall have a looklater -- sounds grand.
Ooh, I feel ick. Only had 2 glasses of merlot and a fairly early night (fell asleep with Carolyn Quin, if you catch my drift). Maybe it's the shock of treating my body so gently?
Can anyone rustle up something to make me feel better... quick....
ps sorry - good morning everyone - hope you slept well, have a good day
x