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Eddie Mair | 15:06 UK time, Tuesday, 6 March 2007

tri-media world we all work in, a well known ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ correspondent has just popped into the PM office to recount a tale of his visit to telly make up a few moments ago. They made up only one of his eyebrows, explaining to him that one didn't match the other, colourwise.

On the plus side no-one said they were too close together.

Wild horses would not drag his name out of me.

Comments

  1. At 03:14 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Wild Horses wrote:

    We can confirm the above

  2. At 03:25 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Little Miss Poppy wrote:

    Easy! It's Dermot Murnaghan on Eggheads.

  3. At 03:26 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Crazy Horse wrote:

    Did somebody call?

  4. At 03:27 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    But a little drinky might? Go on, you know you want to tell us...

  5. At 03:28 PM on 06 Mar 2007, No-One wrote:

    His eyebrows were definitely too close together......

  6. At 03:41 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    RJD, has your multiple personality disorder flared up again?

  7. At 03:45 PM on 06 Mar 2007, wrote:

    I think the licence payers have a right to know the name! After all, maybe we feel the expence of tmake-up for this correspondent is an extravagence!!!!!

    :-p

  8. At 03:46 PM on 06 Mar 2007, wrote:

    Wid Horses (1) - wouldn't, or couldn't? I think you owe it to us to try....

  9. At 04:01 PM on 06 Mar 2007, witchiwoman wrote:

    I'm sure there are means. I think they should have left it and waited for someone to complain on Points Of View.

  10. At 04:21 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Humph wrote:

    a well known ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ correspondent has just popped into the PM office

    Mr. Mayor is well known. He is a ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ correspondent. And him popping into the PM office would be quite a normal thing to happen. I wonder if there is a reason why the picture at the top of this page is monochrome.

    H.

  11. At 04:24 PM on 06 Mar 2007, RJD wrote:

    Ap (6) - I have only just got into the office and this is my first post of the day. For once, I'm innocent.

  12. At 04:32 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Wild Horses wrote:

    Gossipmistress - We have endeavoured, but in vain. We believe that said gentleman may impart some knowledge if he were under the influence of substances, as suggested by Aperitif, but he seems at present to be abstaining.

    May we take this opportunity of proffering our sincerest apologies for our failure to provide satisfaction.

  13. At 04:42 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    My money's on John Simpson. The Post Karbul, post burkah Simpson, that would be, of course.

  14. At 05:11 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Annasee wrote:

    If it's him (John Simpson), now we know why he wore the burkah. Eyebrow shame.

    Wild Horses - keep trying. You're not dragging him fast enough, obviously.

  15. At 06:10 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Bedd Gelert wrote:

    Well done for not sniggering when introducing the Tesco 'petrol' apologist Trevor Datsun !!!

  16. At 07:03 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Frances O wrote:

    Spose we should have watched the telly news to find out who was doing a pre-recorded piece.

    But there. That's silly telly for you. Eyebrpws, quotha!

    (btw, that's nothing to do with quotes or quota. As you know.)

    Lovely thing about radio is it does eyebrows perfectly. You can HEAR them being raised.

  17. At 07:32 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Frances O wrote:

    Bedd Gelert - I missed that. Really?

    Good dog.

  18. At 07:37 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Wild Horses (12), Eddie is clearly far too abstemious. I mean, I'm always offering him pre-dinner drinks, but he never takes me up on it. He knows there's an Aperitif just waiting for him, but no... hey ho...

    Has anyone seen MadMary lately?

  19. At 08:11 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Chris the Pickle wrote:

    Eddie - you're wrong I'm afraid; wild horses would drag the name out of you, they'd be pleased to...

    All you have to do is let them.

    :oP

  20. At 08:12 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Bod wrote:

    (15) Bedd Gelert - yes, I laughed happily when I heard Mr. Datsun being sorry about the cars. Wonderful.

    Happy pancake day everyone - are you having pancakes? I am!

  21. At 08:24 PM on 06 Mar 2007, wrote:

    Aperitif! I'm here. I managed to hear the programme yesterday and today and that's a first for about two weeks. Work commitments have been onerous.

    Eddie's voice has been missed. If he does take you up on a drink don't forget to toast me!

    Mary

  22. At 08:57 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Chris the Pickle wrote:

    Ermmm... is it me?

    Pancake Day again already? (Bod - 19)

    It'll be Christmas next week at this rate...

    ;o)

  23. At 09:42 PM on 06 Mar 2007, RJD wrote:

    MadMary! - Where the heck have you been?

    It's really good to hear your voice again! Tell us what you have been up to.

  24. At 10:26 PM on 06 Mar 2007, Val P wrote:

    But we had our pancakes a fortnight ago - did we do wrong?

  25. At 09:46 AM on 07 Mar 2007, Aunt Dahlia wrote:

    Wild camels could...

  26. At 10:02 AM on 07 Mar 2007, wrote:

    Go-on then Aunt D! Spur Lady Cam into action - I'm sure she must have some really wild relatives!

  27. At 10:43 AM on 07 Mar 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Perhaps John Simpson could spur the camels into action? I hear he's masterly with them. Didn't you know he single handedly rescued Lawrence of Arabia from the famous camel stampede of 1924?

  28. At 11:35 AM on 07 Mar 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    That's so strange that I just wondered where you were Mary and now you're back -- welcome!

    Shrove Tuesday was the day before Ash Wednesday, as usual. We are well into Lent now. Are you feeling a little behind Bod?

  29. At 11:13 PM on 08 Mar 2007, Bod wrote:

    Oh dear ... sorry all. I was informed it was Pancake Day by the porky-pie teller, Mr. Bod, who adores pancakes and I went to great lengths to create pancakes with syrup and lemons. The kitchen is an industrial wasteland.

    Anyway, soon be Easter, hooray!

  30. At 12:42 PM on 09 Mar 2007, RJD wrote:

    Ap (28) - If Bod feels a little behind, a big behind or any other type of behind, I think that's her business!

  31. At 06:21 PM on 09 Mar 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Bod, do enjoy your pancakes anyway. RJD, behave yourself! :-)

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