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Eddie Mair | 10:45 UK time, Tuesday, 24 April 2007

Carolyn has just been over. You see, she wasn't really fired. It was nice to chat to a co-presenter for a moment or two. She's well and recovered from presenting every programme on the network last week. There was gossip, giggling, and we had a few vodkas, in honour of Mr Yelstin.

Off to the 11.00 now. Am thinking of posting pics of a ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ colleague who is leaving soon but ran the London marathon successfully - she's sent round pics as proof. Trouble is she'll kill me.

Comments

  1. At 11:06 AM on 24 Apr 2007, wrote:

    Publish and be damned!

    Name names.

    Si.

  2. At 11:32 AM on 24 Apr 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    I'm with Si on this one, Eddie!

    Then, next year, perhaps we'll see some pics of you in full flora flow?

    Btw, did I see your head (top of) at the Alan Johnston service yesterday? About three rows back?

  3. At 11:37 AM on 24 Apr 2007, Gillian wrote:

    Tell her if she shows us hers, then you'll show us yours.......your award, that is. Or was it only a virtual one? ;o)

  4. At 11:47 AM on 24 Apr 2007, Lee Vitout wrote:

    That's the men at the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ for you.

  5. At 11:56 AM on 24 Apr 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Oh yes please -- could do with some gossip today -- working at home all on my lonesome :-(

  6. At 12:19 PM on 24 Apr 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Hello Lee Vitout! Long time no hear -- under that monicker anyway. How's your fabulous chest these days?

  7. At 01:23 PM on 24 Apr 2007, whisky-joe wrote:

    As sure as a cat's a hairy beast.

  8. At 01:27 PM on 24 Apr 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Well, Lee, it's a nice day for it, isn't it? Get the suntan lotion out .....

  9. At 01:39 PM on 24 Apr 2007, Lee Vitout wrote:

    Hi Aperitif - you're looking good!

  10. At 01:42 PM on 24 Apr 2007, wrote:

    Hi folks! Yes, I'm back after a couple of days offline due to having a friend visiting. Nice to see Eddie's admitted that Sequin wasn't fired, and he was just stirring things. I also caught Carrie on News 24 this morning:-)

    So, what gossip can you share with us?

    FFred

  11. At 02:59 PM on 24 Apr 2007, RJD wrote:

    Feafless (10) - "Carry On News 24" - I thought they had stopped making those films!

  12. At 04:09 PM on 24 Apr 2007, LadyPen wrote:

    HaHA! RJD (11) - spellchucker broken again?

    mwah mwah (no tongues)
    xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
    LadyP

  13. At 04:40 PM on 24 Apr 2007, RJD wrote:

    Yo, LadyPen. I've decided to add a bit of excitement to life and have dispensed with the spellchecker. You never know what mistakes might be throne up.

  14. At 04:48 PM on 24 Apr 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Lee Vitout: So, Appy gets all the attention now, does she?

    Do I care?

  15. At 05:47 PM on 24 Apr 2007, Lee Vitin wrote:

    Big Sister (14)
    Forget about him. I'm much more fun!

  16. At 06:16 PM on 24 Apr 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Mr. Vitin: Hahahahahahaha!

    But Mr. Vitout used to think I was SO special ......

  17. At 06:41 PM on 24 Apr 2007, Lee Vitin wrote:

    Big Sister

    Mr Vitin?? - Don't you think that is a bit formal? Please call me "In" for short!

    Now, what do think he's got that I might not have?

  18. At 07:16 PM on 24 Apr 2007, Izzy T'Me wrote:

    I think it's the naughty corner for some here - I think you know who you are......off you go now.

  19. At 10:36 PM on 24 Apr 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Why thank you Lee (9), one tries ones best -- whilst maintaining an illusion of effortlessness, of course.

    Now then, in? Out? What's going on here then?

    How many Lees does it take to liven up a frog?

  20. At 11:48 PM on 24 Apr 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Lee Vitin, I noticed earlier that you have incredibly sexy knees. Please forgive me for sneaking another look, but I think, if anything, they are even sexier now!

    A, x.

  21. At 12:45 AM on 25 Apr 2007, Lee Vitin wrote:

    Aperitif (20)

    You are very astute and obviously a woman of some taste! My knees have been the subject of much address for many years. However I must counsel you that they are not for general regard and approbation. These knees bend, nay genuflect, only to the charms of my dear acquaintance, Big Sister.

  22. At 08:08 AM on 25 Apr 2007, wrote:

    Appy (19);
    In. Out. In. Out. Shake it all about.

    It's the Hokey-Cokey brothers!

    Wait until their triplet sisters show up. That's Nisbend, Armstritch and Rahrahrah.

    Si.

  23. At 10:11 AM on 25 Apr 2007, Nisbend, Armstritch & Rah wrote:

    Mr Worrall

    As a reputable firm of City Solicitors we take exception to our name being sullied by association with some questionable dance routine on an even more questionable WebLog. Please desist or we shall take whatever steps are necessary to maintain our good name.

  24. At 10:34 AM on 25 Apr 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Mr. Vitin: Flattered though I am by this attention, I've never been won over by a pair of knees. Mr. Vitout's chest, however, is a wonder, as is his finely chiselled chin. He wooed and won me many months ago. I remain resolute.

    Ms Aperitif seems, however, to have developed a fondness for your knees. I'd address your advances to her now as you're obviously in with a chance there ;o)

    When Mr. Vitout has finsihed dallying with Ms Aperitif, I am confident he will return to me.

    [I think we may have the beginnings of our very own Midsummer's Night Dream on the Frog - What think you, Appy?]

  25. At 11:29 AM on 25 Apr 2007, Lee Vitout wrote:

    I'm witcha! Big Sis ;-)

  26. At 11:35 AM on 25 Apr 2007, wrote:

    Nisbend, Armstritch and Rah;
    My solicitors Messrs. Sue, Grabbit and Runne will be in touch.

    As might my accountants, Lois Comm and D. Nominator.

    Si.

  27. At 11:47 AM on 25 Apr 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    Lee Vitout

    ((((BIG HUG!!)))))))

  28. At 12:23 PM on 25 Apr 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Well, I've clearly been cast aside by Lee Vitout and I can't attract the attention of the increasingly sexy-kneed Lee Vitin. Must be having a bad hair day or something... mumble grumble... Anyone seen Lee Shakeitallabout?

    Si (20) Hahahaha -- you ignore those solicitors: they're only trying it on. You were clearly referring to an entirely different 'Nisbend, Armstritch and Rahrahrah'. Some of these legal types are highly unscrupulous. Glad to see you have a firm you can trust in Sue, Grabbit and Runne. I've long been a client of Newcastle upon Tyne firm 'Hadaway & Shight' myself: Good no-nonsense advice at any time :-)

    Big Sis (24), So it would seem. But I think I'll go back to the beach -- it's all getting a bit dodgy round here!

  29. At 12:43 PM on 25 Apr 2007, Big Sister wrote:

    I always rely on Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel myself.

    I think you're right, Appy, best away from this wood and head for the beach.

  30. At 12:56 PM on 25 Apr 2007, Lee Shakeitallabout wrote:

    Aperitif (28).

    I honestly don't think I would be of any interest to you. I shook it all about a bit to much in my youth and performance has gone right downhill!

  31. At 01:18 PM on 25 Apr 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Well Lee (30), I appreciate your honesty.

  32. At 11:13 AM on 27 Apr 2007, wrote:

    Appy (28) Astride?
    ;-)
    ed

  33. At 11:41 AM on 27 Apr 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Ed (32) Excuse me? Eh?

  34. At 08:28 PM on 28 Apr 2007, Ho Key Koh wrote:

    I think this is becoming clearer:

    Lee Vitin and Lee Vitout are two thirds of a triad gang, who have attempted to launder their ill gotten gains, using the unsuspecting Big Sis and Aperitif as front women.

    Not to worry, If you get any more suspicious messages like the single word from Ed, just use the Ho Key Koh key...

    ...

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