The lovely
Carolyn has just been over. You see, she wasn't really fired. It was nice to chat to a co-presenter for a moment or two. She's well and recovered from presenting every programme on the network last week. There was gossip, giggling, and we had a few vodkas, in honour of Mr Yelstin.
Off to the 11.00 now. Am thinking of posting pics of a ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ colleague who is leaving soon but ran the London marathon successfully - she's sent round pics as proof. Trouble is she'll kill me.
Publish and be damned!
Name names.
Si.
I'm with Si on this one, Eddie!
Then, next year, perhaps we'll see some pics of you in full flora flow?
Btw, did I see your head (top of) at the Alan Johnston service yesterday? About three rows back?
Tell her if she shows us hers, then you'll show us yours.......your award, that is. Or was it only a virtual one? ;o)
That's the men at the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ for you.
Oh yes please -- could do with some gossip today -- working at home all on my lonesome :-(
Hello Lee Vitout! Long time no hear -- under that monicker anyway. How's your fabulous chest these days?
As sure as a cat's a hairy beast.
Well, Lee, it's a nice day for it, isn't it? Get the suntan lotion out .....
Hi Aperitif - you're looking good!
Hi folks! Yes, I'm back after a couple of days offline due to having a friend visiting. Nice to see Eddie's admitted that Sequin wasn't fired, and he was just stirring things. I also caught Carrie on News 24 this morning:-)
So, what gossip can you share with us?
FFred
Feafless (10) - "Carry On News 24" - I thought they had stopped making those films!
HaHA! RJD (11) - spellchucker broken again?
mwah mwah (no tongues)
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LadyP
Yo, LadyPen. I've decided to add a bit of excitement to life and have dispensed with the spellchecker. You never know what mistakes might be throne up.
Lee Vitout: So, Appy gets all the attention now, does she?
Do I care?
Big Sister (14)
Forget about him. I'm much more fun!
Mr. Vitin: Hahahahahahaha!
But Mr. Vitout used to think I was SO special ......
Big Sister
Mr Vitin?? - Don't you think that is a bit formal? Please call me "In" for short!
Now, what do think he's got that I might not have?
I think it's the naughty corner for some here - I think you know who you are......off you go now.
Why thank you Lee (9), one tries ones best -- whilst maintaining an illusion of effortlessness, of course.
Now then, in? Out? What's going on here then?
How many Lees does it take to liven up a frog?
Lee Vitin, I noticed earlier that you have incredibly sexy knees. Please forgive me for sneaking another look, but I think, if anything, they are even sexier now!
A, x.
Aperitif (20)
You are very astute and obviously a woman of some taste! My knees have been the subject of much address for many years. However I must counsel you that they are not for general regard and approbation. These knees bend, nay genuflect, only to the charms of my dear acquaintance, Big Sister.
Appy (19);
In. Out. In. Out. Shake it all about.
It's the Hokey-Cokey brothers!
Wait until their triplet sisters show up. That's Nisbend, Armstritch and Rahrahrah.
Si.
Mr Worrall
As a reputable firm of City Solicitors we take exception to our name being sullied by association with some questionable dance routine on an even more questionable WebLog. Please desist or we shall take whatever steps are necessary to maintain our good name.
Mr. Vitin: Flattered though I am by this attention, I've never been won over by a pair of knees. Mr. Vitout's chest, however, is a wonder, as is his finely chiselled chin. He wooed and won me many months ago. I remain resolute.
Ms Aperitif seems, however, to have developed a fondness for your knees. I'd address your advances to her now as you're obviously in with a chance there ;o)
When Mr. Vitout has finsihed dallying with Ms Aperitif, I am confident he will return to me.
[I think we may have the beginnings of our very own Midsummer's Night Dream on the Frog - What think you, Appy?]
I'm witcha! Big Sis ;-)
Nisbend, Armstritch and Rah;
My solicitors Messrs. Sue, Grabbit and Runne will be in touch.
As might my accountants, Lois Comm and D. Nominator.
Si.
Lee Vitout
((((BIG HUG!!)))))))
Well, I've clearly been cast aside by Lee Vitout and I can't attract the attention of the increasingly sexy-kneed Lee Vitin. Must be having a bad hair day or something... mumble grumble... Anyone seen Lee Shakeitallabout?
Si (20) Hahahaha -- you ignore those solicitors: they're only trying it on. You were clearly referring to an entirely different 'Nisbend, Armstritch and Rahrahrah'. Some of these legal types are highly unscrupulous. Glad to see you have a firm you can trust in Sue, Grabbit and Runne. I've long been a client of Newcastle upon Tyne firm 'Hadaway & Shight' myself: Good no-nonsense advice at any time :-)
Big Sis (24), So it would seem. But I think I'll go back to the beach -- it's all getting a bit dodgy round here!
I always rely on Flywheel, Shyster and Flywheel myself.
I think you're right, Appy, best away from this wood and head for the beach.
Aperitif (28).
I honestly don't think I would be of any interest to you. I shook it all about a bit to much in my youth and performance has gone right downhill!
Well Lee (30), I appreciate your honesty.
Appy (28) Astride?
;-)
ed
Ed (32) Excuse me? Eh?
I think this is becoming clearer:
Lee Vitin and Lee Vitout are two thirds of a triad gang, who have attempted to launder their ill gotten gains, using the unsuspecting Big Sis and Aperitif as front women.
Not to worry, If you get any more suspicious messages like the single word from Ed, just use the Ho Key Koh key...
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