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URGENT UPDATE:

Comments

1. At 02:55 PM on 07 Jun 2007, wrote:

   Was someone holding it prisoner?

2. At 02:57 PM on 07 Jun 2007, Big Sister wrote:

   Why?

3. At 02:58 PM on 07 Jun 2007, Rachel wrote:

   You never know, but I'm assuming that at least the second sentence of your blog, Eddie, is a wind-up.

4. At 03:00 PM on 07 Jun 2007, wrote:

   Can I reserve a double room and the continental breakfast for Bastille Day then, please?

5. At 03:03 PM on 07 Jun 2007, wrote:

   It's that sodding A-Team again, isn't it?

   "Sent to jail for a crime she did commit, she promptly escaped and disappeared into the Los Angeles underground..." If only.

6. At 03:18 PM on 07 Jun 2007, PeteB wrote:

   Well it would appear to be atleast partially correct as reported via Reuters from TMZ.

   ...Releasing a statement later...

   If this is the case its utterly appalling!!

   Oh how the other half lives.

   3 days of a reduced 23 day term from a 45 day sentence.

   What is the world coming to?

   
   

7. At 03:19 PM on 07 Jun 2007, witchiwoman wrote:

   Thats hardly enough time for her tatts to have healed.

8. At 03:41 PM on 07 Jun 2007, John Charles Thomas wrote:

   Be fair to the poor woman over her name. Barnsley Travelodge does not have the same ring about it, does it?

9. At 04:29 PM on 07 Jun 2007, Frances O wrote:

   Barnsley Travelodge is a charming girl. Don't mock if her ring comes from Pr*mark.

   But it is ridiculous news. In more than one sense.

10. At 04:37 PM on 07 Jun 2007, wrote:

    so that dear girl is to be released:-

    The decision was made as a result of a medical problem, but officials refused to give details of the condition....

    .....could it be that she is SO thick that she couldn't find her way out of the cell to get a meal without help?

    ..i know a nice little Hotel in Bournmouth she could stay at for the rest of her sentance.....has excellent CCTV security system and a 24/7 service to die for!!!

11. At 04:44 PM on 07 Jun 2007, Penrose Feast wrote:

    Bring back the stocks!

12. At 04:49 PM on 07 Jun 2007, tom wrote:

    please no.Why do you have to pander to these people. G8 is on, that's the news.
    This is a jest, right?

13. At 05:06 PM on 07 Jun 2007, wrote:

    Tom (12),

    Is the G8 really "news", or just another wind-fest costing many tonnes of CO2 to assemble the various anal orifices?
    xx
    ed

14. At 05:11 PM on 07 Jun 2007, Chrissie the Trekkie wrote:

    Am I bothered? Do I look bothered?

    And dump the Big Brother stories too, please.

15. At 05:24 PM on 07 Jun 2007, van wrote:

    freed...she should be shot at dawn

16. At 05:26 PM on 07 Jun 2007, Mark wrote:

    For a lead story, you haven't offered much. Here's someone who beat you to the punch;

    I understand the prison's doctors were horrified at her medical condition saying she had the worst case of hangnail and split ends they'd ever seen. Paris, get the to a salon.

17. At 05:29 PM on 07 Jun 2007, wrote:

    Does that mean we can all book it for our next froggers' union meeting and it won't cost us a bean?

18. At 05:38 PM on 07 Jun 2007, wrote:

    That's not even funny.

    >:o[

    Fifi

19. At 06:43 PM on 07 Jun 2007, admin annie wrote:

    no, not funny, and not news either, Please get a grip.

20. At 07:53 PM on 07 Jun 2007, Gillian wrote:

    Ap, what were you doing on en tv? ref Mark (16)
    Is that the real reason you left early?! ;o)

21. At 08:56 PM on 07 Jun 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Gillian (20), What was I doing on en TV? -- The fandango!

22. At 10:44 PM on 07 Jun 2007, wrote:

    Now I've lost 4 posts in 24hrs. Is there a black hole on the blog? GGrrrrrr!! It's very frustrating!
    Blog Prince.... help..........where....aaaarrrreee....yoouuuuuu?

23. At 11:54 PM on 07 Jun 2007, wrote:

    Paris Hilton...aka

    Train polish
    Hairpin slot
    Ah! Lit prison
    Hair lip snot
    A hip nostril
    ...or plain sh*t

    
    Clearly I was malicious the first time!

24. At 12:46 AM on 08 Jun 2007, Frances O wrote:

    Goss, I think you've made the most appropriate comment that anyone could, on radio, TV or a frog.

    Give the girl a walnut whip!

25. At 08:52 AM on 08 Jun 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    "Hair Lip Snot" Eeeewww! But hahahaha!

26. At 09:08 AM on 08 Jun 2007, Gillianian wrote:

    Aperitif (21) Mamma Mia! Mamma mia! I thought I spotted you and Scaramouche on the Beach last night....in fact, I'm sure RJD captured you both on video on the Beach! Thundebolt and lightning!

27. At 09:38 AM on 08 Jun 2007, Val P wrote:

    Fearless - gr8 idea, make the booking when you're over there next.

    Frances O - where have you been??

    Humph - a strapline while you're on holiday, now that's mean of the team. After all they so seldom use yours ;-)

28. At 02:48 PM on 08 Jun 2007, Frances O wrote:

    Val P - a bit busy, but glad to be back.

    PS: the ghastly one may go back inside after all.

29. At 04:01 PM on 08 Jun 2007, Gossipmistress wrote:

    Frances (24) & Appy (25) 'hair Lip Snot' and "Walnut Whip' in adjacent comments got me thinking..... (eeewww!)

30. At 05:12 PM on 08 Jun 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    Ha ha Gillian (26) Magnifico-o-o-o wasn't it?