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This email has just been sent to us and, it appears, every news organisation in the world. What should we do?

Eddie Mair | 14:08 UK time, Thursday, 6 December 2007

Mother,

Today I went to Ratna Park area in Kathmandu to buy some sweater for me and while coming back in City Bus, which was heavily crowded from Ratna Park to Bouddhanath Stupa area where I am staying, somebody opened the chain of my bag and stole all my money from my bag & I am saying all my money, COMPLETE, I had FOURTY EIGHT THOUSAND Indian Rupees (which if converted to Nepali currency would be Seventy Six Thousand Eight Hundred Nepali Rupees) in my bag, the amount I had brought with me from India, all my money I was always carrying with me in my bag, because of unsafe Guest House Rooms, I never left any money back in the room, I always carried all the money with me in my bag. Now I AM ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT MONEY, totally without money except 3000 Nepali Rupees with me in my pocket. Now I AM ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT MONEY.

I don't know what I will do now. I think my end is near.

I am crying while writing this to you. I don't know what to do, now, somebody pick pocketed my total money. Now I AM ABSOLUTELY WITHOUT MONEY.

I THINK MY END HAS COME.

I THINK THIS IS MY END.

I THINK THIS IS MY END.

I THINK THIS IS MY END.

Comments

  1. At 02:47 PM on 06 Dec 2007, wrote:

    At least the message got through!

    ;-)
    ed

  2. At 02:59 PM on 06 Dec 2007, Susan Orty-Boyden wrote:

    Calm down, dear!

  3. At 03:04 PM on 06 Dec 2007, Peter Wharton wrote:

    Mine did not.

  4. At 03:13 PM on 06 Dec 2007, Peter Wharton wrote:

    Is this working yet?

  5. At 03:28 PM on 06 Dec 2007, wrote:

    I can put them in touch with a Nigerian financier who needs help getting a large amount of money out of the country (for a generous fee, of course).

    Sid

  6. At 03:30 PM on 06 Dec 2007, wrote:

    I think you need to start a whip-round! :p

    Or maybe it's a spammer's version of a Christmas card to news organisations....

  7. At 03:38 PM on 06 Dec 2007, Charley wrote:

    Strange. I mean a person not recognising their own "end". Or, it would seem, what their "end" has been doing...

  8. At 03:40 PM on 06 Dec 2007, John Wilson wrote:

    The conversion is wrong.

    it's Eighty Six Thousand Four Hundred Nepali Rupees.


  9. At 03:47 PM on 06 Dec 2007, jane coffey wrote:

    Today I have had the great pleasure of hearing the toughts and reflections of Tony Benn in the glorious setting of The Lady Chapel in Ely Cathedral. A man of great wisdom and humility, it made myself and my friend ponder over coffee afterwards who else is there currently in politics who can match him.HELP, as we could not come up with any names !

  10. At 03:49 PM on 06 Dec 2007, Charley wrote:

    JW @ 05

    Why did you have to say that..?!

    You'll make whoever it is Bleat even more...

  11. At 04:01 PM on 06 Dec 2007, Frances O wrote:

    Send it to Room 502

  12. At 04:04 PM on 06 Dec 2007, wrote:

    For three thousand rupees (Nepali), I would be delighted to share my infallible method for getting rich.

  13. At 04:07 PM on 06 Dec 2007, wrote:

    should have bought $'s

  14. At 04:08 PM on 06 Dec 2007, Vyle Hernia wrote:

    What should you do?

    Get a ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ reporter to visit the person and conduct an interview. Also get an interview with the local police to see whether they are involved (bet they're not).

  15. At 04:51 PM on 06 Dec 2007, wrote:

    Hold on to that end and I 'll see if I've got an end over here, then we might be able to fold it up a bit more neatly.

  16. At 07:08 PM on 06 Dec 2007, Aperitif wrote:

    I think you should send the poor soul a few pounds, don't you? Are bank deatils provided by any chance? Which of you is his/her mother then?

  17. At 07:45 PM on 06 Dec 2007, wrote:

    Appy (16): What are deatils? Is that where they keep demoney?

  18. At 09:28 PM on 06 Dec 2007, nikki noodle wrote:

    "I'm sparticus"

    Send 'im the money.....

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