We're going crackers....
On PM this evening we are talking to the boss of Britain's biggest Christmas cracker manufacturer. After decades of the same old jokes they've decided to ditch some of the golden oldies and introduce some new ones. He'll be unveiling a couple of the new jokes this evening
Already you've been coming up with your suggestions. Here are a few that have been emailed to us ....
What did the timid pebble say? I wish I was a little bolder.
Why did the pasty cross the road? Because he was meat 'n' potato!
Q: 'What did Mummy Biscuit say to Daddy Biscuit when Baby Biscuit fell down?'
A: 'Oh Crumbs!'
What have we started?????!!
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