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Yes, I can confirm that they are indeed tulips.

Can we have primroses tomorrow?

I seem to have missed the daffodils.

How do they make them grow out of a hill like that?

Lady Sue - They're not. The photographer has one leg shorter than the other.

I'm inclined to say they're lovely. Hahahahaha!!

I'm leaning towards that view myself.

Yes, I can safely say I have two lips ;-)

A small boy wakes up one day to find his Hamster is dead. He is heartbroken, but after a while decides he has to go and bury it. He goes out to his garden and his best mate next door asks what he is doing. He explains that he is burying his dead pet. 'Don;t do 'says his mate ,I have heard you can make jam from hamsters. They go into the kitchen and put the dead hamster in a pan with water and sugar then boil it up. After a while they decide that enough hamster flavor is in the jam and take a taste. It is totally disgusting and they are nearly sick. They take the revolting mess out into the garden and tip it away. The next day they are in the garden and see that where they tipped the gunge yesterday a load of daffodils have suddenly sprung up.
That's funny says the mate................... I always thought you got Tulips from Hamster Jam !

Are they tilting at windmills?

Best we keep the camels away....camels love Tulips.

:-)

More of them

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Not advisable, KB - and a very expensive alternative, anyway.

Where's the clock? It's no use having the inclination if you haven't got the time.
(This is why they insist on always having a clock in the tower at Pisa.)

Is there a gardening slant to tonight's programme?

Everytime I look at that photo, Lady Sue, I want to take a nap.

Lady Sue @15 - perhaps they're getting ready for GQT in Ambridge.

Anne P @ 17.......best to ask Jocelyn the asst producer, or Jim.

;-)

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Is that what they call putting an interesting slant on a story?

My daffs are starting to show their spikes. "About time" you might say - but I'm in New Zealand and it is, in Northern Hemisphere terms, October down here. What hope of the plants surviving to the flowering stage, I wonder?

A good point, bella-m - and I'm praying there won't be any late spring frosts here in Sussex, where my paeonies are well in bud and likely to burst within the next fortnight, way ahead of time.

Think Anne P is right - all this smacks of GQT. Not that I'm complaining, I like GQT!