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The Back of the Bus
It's a bit weird to go around town and see your friend's face glaring at you from the side of every other double decker red bus (other colours are available). It's almost as if you're every move is being watched and scrutinised by their presence. Sometimes I might be nibbling on a nice piece of cake in the corner and then I look out the window and see the huge eyes of Russell on a bus poster just passing by and peering through, "Gee... isn't that enough cake?...and it certainly isn't wheat free!"
So it was quite funny to see Mr R.E. Brand "live" in the studio for the radio show as opposed to the 2D image on a "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" billboard. Nothing much has changed with him though. Over the last few days, he got "dipped" (deported) from the US and was accused of packing a "6 times an hour" sex-bomb. He also tried to chat up a female P.C. mounted on a horse who was evidently even more excited by the prospect than his rider. He must've recognised Russell from all those bus posters!
Animal Magnetism
The ever-changing nature of reality,
Is one that presents an invitation to life's fantasy,
A custom-built calamity,
6 times an hour of depravity,
Flying high provides the challenge see,
To maintain a sense of gravity,
"Little Aliens" explaining all the hamster friction-burns of criminality,
The Branded fires of informality,
Aided by Noel and Matt's wombat insanity,
McKenzie incurred a frenzy under the lens of Underground drivers' faculties,
In totality,
It's been a welcome break from life's normality,
We've been horse-powered for two hours,
With only a few trips to the lavatory!
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T锚te Fibre
It takes a unique mix of grey matter coupled with a dash of craziness to want to go out on a stage and perform for people. As much as an artist desires to display their intricate delights (and impart their most-prized nob-gag), before each show every fibre of their being is usually screaming to just run away and hide. No matter how many times you may have performed before, the price of conquering nerves is indeed a bitter fee.
Last Saturday's show was admittedly a weird one but it did give a rare glimpse of Russell in "pre-gig mode". Much like the Olympic flame has recently shed its light on conflicting viewpoints and opinions, the show highlighted different people in different time zones and in different moods! T'was all a bit like tasting a strong dose of honey made by a fitter bee!
Shout outs: Happy Birthday Nik
Abreast of the matter
Amateur calamities,
Caused by tantrums of travesty,
Torchlights shine bright,
Like lanterns of insanity,
Lactating for 2 Olympics,
"Tit-milk" relays the holistic,
Remedy to heal the world from unreasonable misfits,
Redefining the moon,
The sun's obliged to give room,
From the transatlantic showdown admiring the womb,
Ducked in a Bush,
Rodents reluctant to push,
So just let the vinegar be administered...
...and stuck in our mush!
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