I am not enjoying this form of exercise. Really 鈥 I鈥檓 not. My heart is pounding, I feel sick in the stomach, the sweat is beginning to prickle on my arms and shoulders, and my hands are trembling. It鈥檚 my very first blog posting.
But that鈥檚 nothing compared to the exercise that鈥檚 facing four members of the great and the good over the next six weeks. They鈥檙e going to be prodded and poked, measured and weighted, bullied and sweated. They鈥檙e going to tone up their bodies, lose pounds of fat (but hopefully none of their dignity), and try to eat and drink properly. All in a good cause.
The Daily Politics on 成人论坛 Two is filming three MPs and a baroness as they take part in a diet and fitness regime to help themselves shape up, and lead the way in tackling the obesity crisis facing Britain. From Monday until the end of June the Daily Politics cameras will follow them as they get training instruction from the formidable Body Doctor, David Marshall at his London gym. And from what I鈥檝e seen so far, it鈥檚 looking great.
The highlights are the agonies of the MP, Mark Oaten. You remember him - home affairs spokesman for the Liberal Democrats, family man and would-be leader of the party, whose affairs with rent boys were exposed earlier this year.
Why鈥檚 he doing it? Well, there鈥檚 a relationship between absolution, pain and humiliation: think hair shirts, pilgrimages on one鈥檚 knees, and self-flagellation. So I think it鈥檚 an act of penitence. Others think it might just be cheap publicity as part of a hopeless attempt at a comeback. But this is what Mark himself told us: "Exercise is a way of cleansing the brain 鈥 it鈥檚 a mental health thing and I want to learn how to do that."
Whatever his reasons, he is suffering. He鈥檚 trying to give up chocolate. He鈥檚 got to limit and improve his eating and drinking. And his regime is a punishing one: an hour-and-a-half three times a week for six weeks. Each visit he鈥檒l do a 15-minute warm up, a 45-minute full body workout involving all the muscle groups, and a 30-minute cardiovascular session. At one point in his first session he 鈥 nearly 鈥 couldn鈥檛 take it. He was on his knees whimpering.
Although Mark has rather hijacked the attention surrounding the series 鈥 with a series of interviews to the media about how its all part of his comeback from hair loss 鈥 the films are actually about much more than him.
There鈥檚 Sailesh Vara, the fortysomething Tory MP from Cambridgeshire, who used to hold a black belt in a martial art in his youth, and who鈥檚 trying to recapture the glory days of his six pack and 30-inch waist. He wants his constituents, the Indian community and Conservatives everywhere to take up the health message.
With him is Meg Hillier, one of the new intake of Labour MPs, who鈥檚 37 and from Hackney. She鈥檚 well up for it, and her plan is to get rid of her "mummy tummy", and push the health message through to kids everywhere. Though she鈥檚 quite fit, she鈥檚 also finding it very tough.
Then there鈥檚 Susan Greenfield, the svelte barnoness with the big brain, leading scientist and member of countless academies, who at fiftysomething is the oldest of the group, but the one with the fewest pounds to shift. For her it鈥檚 about getting the more-than-middle-aged to understand how diet and activity can keep you feeling younger and healthier.
They鈥檙e all as interesting as Mark Oaten in their own ways.
But perhaps the real star is the Body Doctor himself 鈥 David Marshall, trainer to sports starts, celebrities like Ant and Dec, and now MPs. His very high tech gym in Chelsea is the base of all operations. And his approach puts the toughest chief whip and most acerbic Speaker to shame.
How's this for a manifesto pledge: 鈥楾he end product is the empowerment of the individual and their complete and utter belief and knowledge that they and not us have been the primary factor in their physical mental and emotional improvement." He鈥檚 devised the punishment, he鈥檚 a tartar, but he鈥檚 also very good.