Parcel Force Calling
Making a statement on the loss in the post of two computer discs containing names and addresses of more than seven and a half thousand motorists, the Environment Minister was interrupted by the sound of a mobile phone ringing. Arlene Foster quipped "I'd be very happy if that was Parcel Force calling".
Later Ms Foster's party colleague Sammy Wilson compared her to the Chancellor, who has famously suffered his own child benefit data loss difficulties. Mr Wilson referred to the minister as "Arlene Darling", which was presumably a bit of word play as well as a term of endearment.