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Police Getting Closer

Mark Devenport | 17:24 UK time, Wednesday, 26 March 2008

Anyone who listened to today's Northern Ireland Questions would have come to the conclusion that the date for policing and justice powers coming to Stormont is receding. But in one respect the Police are getting closer to the Assembly building. Sting, Andy and Stewart were due to be playing their summer gig elsewhere on the Stormont estate. But they have now shifted up the hill to play with the imposing backdrop of Parliament Buildings behind them. So that's the Police sorted. Policing is another matter.

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  • 1.
  • At 06:09 PM on 26 Mar 2008,
  • RJ wrote:

Will 24-7 Spyz be playing inside?

  • 2.
  • At 05:07 PM on 31 Mar 2008,
  • Susie Flood wrote:

Mark

DAITH脥 MCKAY & DECLAN O鈥橪OAN WANT TO JOIN THE POLICE

Have you heard the latest, Mark? The prospect of the Police playing a gig at Stormont has had a positive impact on relationships between Sinn F茅in and the SDLP. I have just learned that Daith铆 McKay and Declan O鈥橪oan have co-written a letter to Sting asking him to sing 鈥淓very Breath You Take,鈥 one of the Police鈥檚 biggest hits, as their special request for Junior Paisley. That鈥檚 not the half of it. They have re-worked the song鈥檚 lyrics so that they reflect Junior鈥檚 contribution towards improving the Public鈥檚 perception of Politicians. Not content with that, Daith铆 and Declan also want to join Sting on stage as backing singers. Would you believe it?

Fortunately, using the Back-channel, I have obtained a copy of the new lyrics which give a very fair reflection of the trust that Daith铆 and Declan place in Junior in his role as an MLA.

Re-worked Lyrics for: Every Breath You Take [McKay & O鈥橪oan, copyright漏 2008]

ALL TOGETHER NOW!

Every breath you take
And every move you make
Every trick you try, we will spy
We'll be watching you
鈾 鈾 鈾櫔 鈾 鈾 鈾櫔 鈾櫔 鈾 鈾 鈾櫔
Every stroke you pull
Every duck 鈥榥鈥 dive
Every attempt to skive
We'll be watching you
鈾 鈾 鈾櫔 鈾 鈾 鈾櫔 鈾櫔 鈾 鈾 鈾櫔
Every time you meet Seymour
We鈥檒l be at your door
To find out why
We'll be watching you
鈾 鈾 鈾櫔 鈾 鈾 鈾櫔 鈾櫔 鈾 鈾 鈾櫔
Can't you see we are on your case?
Every sting you try
We will make you cry
Every smile you fake, every expenses claim you make
We'll be watching you
鈾 鈾 鈾櫔 鈾 鈾 鈾櫔 鈾櫔 鈾 鈾 鈾櫔

Mark, this song has 鈥榟it鈥 written all over it. I think Daith铆 and Declan have a Number One on their hands.

Susie
Carryduff
29 March, 2008

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