Alan booked a conference room at Choristers under the name: The Real IRA.
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Programme Five
This show came live from Las Vegas, USA. It was co-hosted by model Kendall Ball. 'Listen to me and look at her, advised Alan, please don鈥檛 get it the other way round, that would be awful.'
Conrad Knight and Sally Hoff, Hollywood couple, were first up. Alan pointed out that Conrad's dinosaur movies were rubbish. Conrad wanted to talk about his socks and Sally just wanted to sing. There was time for both but first came an interesting revelation about Conrad.
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Bernie Rosen, Jewish comedian from New York, was Alan's next guest. His wisecracks failed to impress Alan. 'Have you heard of Robin's Nest?' asked Alan, attempting to impress upon his audience that the British sense of humour is more sophistacted.
Jack 'the Black' Calson, a professional gambler was the last and most colourful guest. Jack warned Alan that roulette is a suckers' games. Alan claimed he had a foolproof roulette system he'd worked out on the plane. It worked every time in his imagination. Alan ended up losing his maroon Ford Granada to Jack, then his wife鈥檚 Nissan Micra. And on that double defeat bombshell...
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