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Sam and the rest of the crew struggle to contain an anarchic party of seditious school children.

But Dev sees a golden business opportunity in profiting from the kids' snack money.

Meanwhile a bag falls from the luggage rack, injuring a passenger, who turns out to work for the rail regulator.

Sam struggles to appease him, in order to avoid a damning report.

Our heroes are the long-suffering train crew who manage to scrape through every shift like a dysfunctional family.

Comedy legends Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis's sitcom, set in the claustrophobic carriages of a cross-country rail service.

Sam …... Rosie Cavaliero
Gilbert ..…. Kenneth Collard
Dev …... Ali Shahalom
Tasha …... Amy Gledhill
Mr Bagnall ...... Steve Brody
Teacher ...... Katy Wix
Passenger ...... Hugh Dennis

Producer: James Robinson

A ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ Studios production for ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ Radio 4, first broadcast in January 2022.