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With the Easter fixtures been and gone, another season in Scottish football approaches its endgame and the fans on the Terrace are here for every last kick of the ball.

As the clock ticks down to another long summer for the SPFL’s out-of-contract talent, we recruit the best of them for a five-a-side game with a difference. Which bench-warmer could be heading to the Bundesliga, and which current international could be set to watch the Euros from the sofa?

Joining the team in the studio is St Mirren and Cyprus defender Alex Gogic, who reveals how the tactics he learned in Paisley prepared him for taking on the best-smelling man in world football, Erling Haaland.

In the best of the week’s internet, we muse on the latest in a long line of Scottish football fans to face-plant on the turf attempting a pitch invasion, and ask which of our current international stars has been shelling footballs into people’s gardens in Glasgow’s south side?

The Pick of the Bunch takes us from relegation dogfights in the Highlands to the rarely spotted spectacle of a meaningful post-Easter Old Firm derby, before we round off the evening playing a little game we like to call…The Banker.