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Your Mallorca

Mallorca boys

Have you been to Mallorca? Of course you have you cheeky rascals!

We're going on the 21st July for three days of fun in the sun and we can't wait.


What should we do whilst we're there? Have you got any funny or, even better, disastrous stories from your holiday in the Balearics?


Either way we want to hear what you got up to last time you were there so we can plan our trip.


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Go to Bunyola..its an amazing little town just north of the airport!...rememeber, all roads lead to Bunyola!
Steve

i went to palma nova and it was awesome, we were in magaluf every night until the early hours and it is a proper clubbing experience, if you are eating then go to the kompas restaurant in palma nova because its cheap grub and the service is quick and its delicious! then move up the street up to magaluf and dont act interested in the reps trying to get you into their bar/club, make sure they offer you all a free shot each and a couple of jugs of sangria or vodka red bull. After this head up to the main high street and go to poco locos, bananas, mulligans and murphys ( good indie bar just so from paris to berlin dont drive ypu crazy as it is on constantly) then head up to BCM, this is a clubbing experience you believe me! i went to a foam party and dave pearce was DJing that night and it was really wicked. Grab a juicy kebab or burger on your way home at about 6 in the morning and just have a very long siesta for the rest of the day until the next night!
Tommy Peace

go to boomerang, its amazing!! especially if they've go romeo and lisa maffia there. ALso go the foam part at BCM,its wicked!!But be carefull all your clothes will get ruined, and you will leave with no shoes. Also be careful you dont choke to death. lol. Apart from that its amazing as everyone there is there to have a good time, and muck about!!
natalie

Used to rep in mallorca and a Must go to is bcm its wicked -especially if you can get to water party! Magaluf beach is brilliant with the daiquiri palace for frozen cocktails and if you do a water park make it wacky wet western for the best rides!
Vicki (gettin married sat 22nd) Sunderland

Alcudia has a beautiful beach with clear sea. The old town is really beautiful and there is a lot to do in the evenings.
Jess

Repped in mallorca last year, had a fab time even though was in the north of the island, got messy in magaluf a few times! Pirates is a must lots of very fit men flying about and as much sangaria as you can drink!!
KIM, DERBY

Go to BCM club, They have just had a refit of their sound system and it sounds mental!!!
David, bournemouth

Me and my uni friends went to magaluf for a fun filled 2 weeks! it certainly was that! great places to go is the bcm, we went to the foam party, to see dj sammy and tim westwood! Also spend a lot of time at alex's indie bar! the holiday was amazing!!!
Stacey, Glasgow

Wahey! I'm off to Mallorca today, its going to be great. I've been before and its going to be all the better! I know whats there and Magaluf IS BANGIN!!!!!
Jezza,Swansea

Smashed it up in magaluf twice. golf Fantasia is a must, as well as boomerangs night club. Awesome!
Ryan, worcester

You have to go to a bar called Poco Loco in MAgaluf between 12-3 am and get yourself stuck into a sex on the beach from the bar. Fun like it used to be.
David, Denmark

went last year for two weeks. best two weeks ever. radio1 one were there. no trouble really relaxed, evryone up for a laugh.
emma, kent

Get yourselves to Abraxas(the old Pachas) its even better than b 4!!, BCM麓s, Bannanas, or for a good day out go on the Katamarang!! Visit the Western Park to have a splash, grab a cocktail at the Dakiri Palace or stuff yourself silly at Robinson Cruso麓s.
Naomi

Went to a rep organised trip to see Son Amar, that was one hell of a night.. deffo worth a trip to see! We were entertained by different shows while we had a 5 course meal with a bottle of wine per person, heavy desserts/snacks and finished off the night with a fireworks display! WICKED!
Isha

Went with my mate a few years ago and had a wicked time, chilling all day by the pool and getting wrecked on local spirits until the early hours
Lee, Bristol

hey, never been 2 majorca but im going ther etomorrow to magaluf with my family, see you there!!! zara xx
zara lo

i just came back from magaluf, it was amazing! we saw chappers and dave, gave them both a kiss, that was in BCM! the bars are all good, favourite was Alexs, the indi bar, so pay a visit! lots of friendly people, cheap alcohol, lovely beach and great weather, what more can you ask for?!
lara

Go down to Santa ponca, and around the magaluf area, its great for clubbin n stuff, and they also have a great abba band! haha
Meg, Kent

im going tommorow..... am from worcester and hopefully will be able to find u ther
clare

i was in palma nova/magaluf. loads of clubs! BCM PLANET DANCE full of foam partys etc. kebab shop down frm the famous karaoke bar was ace the man looked like ricardo from "the salon" and he was actually gay and called everybody passing by stacey and michael. ace holiday location beaches are great and the drink is cheap. we got a pitcher of sex on the beach with 4 smirnoff ices + 4 shots for under 20 euros! go there, go now! 3 days isnt long enough!! x
Erin, Wick

went to magalluf last year, if you end up there either go to BCM's for the night always sum top dj's there or go to the strip where yuou can pay 10 euros to get in to all the top 5 clubs (tojyo joes, bananas, car wash...) all night, then grab sum food and watch the sunrise on the beach ( don't go to KFC...trust me!) Fiesta jungla is the best hotel there by miles and its bumping this time of year!
ellie, south wales

Been to Alcudia a few times..plenty of times done 'the walk of shame' after drinking way too much Absinthe or Dooleys. Went to a foam party at Bells Nightclub...drank far too many Aftershocks and got there late, only to find no foam but 10 inches of water on the dance floor. Love it!
KD

Cuevas del drach (Caves of Drach) Quite boring until you sit down and a load of spooky boats come out of the mist full of a whole string orchestra. Weird.
david black

Just back from Mallorca 2006 - amazing holiday! The nightlife in Magaluf is fantastic, and the beach during the day is a good way to relax. Good food, good music, very hot weather! We saw the Pirates Adventure show which was the best night of the holiday with a special appearance from Shane Ritchie aka Alfie Moon. Class!!!!
Steven

the most amazing salsa bar iv ever been too - made in Brazil, in Palma! its about the size of a cupboard,its dark and sweaty and you cant stand up, you HAVE to dance!
Hannah, Merseyside

the most amazing salsa bar iv ever been too - made in Brazil, in Palma! its about the size of a cupboard,its dark and sweaty and you cant stand up, you HAVE to dance!
Hannah, Merseyside

Portals Vells - great beach, with a nudist beach next to it. The little restaurant is fantastic and all the big boats sail over at the weekend. The Cappucino bar at Puerto Portals is great as well - good atmosphere and great people watching!
Sara Ayers

pacha in Palma - fab! Plus Tito's in Palma - also a great club - house music mostly. I'll be in mallorca this weekend, in Santa Ponsa - more than welcome for lunch!
Katie, London

Watched the word cup 2002 in Mallorca, the atmosphere was great booze was flowing and the sun was beaming, Do everything you can to get to Mallorca. Absoloute class
Pete, Swindon

been to magaluf a few times, the whole place can be a good laugh, drink, dance and try everything, pirates night out, BCMs both worth a look
matt parsons, macclesfield

Watched live8 while getting drunk on wine/beer and dancing at the mini disco.
Ann,St neots

I've only ever been to the quiet end of the island. the beaches are beautiful and the sea is clean. very chilled though.. not great if you want to go mental
Alex, London









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