At home with Ace Day 4
Day 4
Wake up Time: 1pm Sharp
Woke up with one killer headache. I tried to work out if the headache was from watchin too much Telly, reading the Ashanti KING magazine in the dark or was the Stench from My unwashed self begining to get to me......Decided after 4 days it was time to have a bath.
While having a long soak in the bath I began to re-evaluate my life and ponder on some deep mysteries of life that I was yet to solve such as...
When Peggy from Eastenders was in Money trouble why didnt she call Phil, Grant or Sam before the bailifs came?
Is it a reqirement of ALL bailiffs to have a face u wanna slap?
What is that Xfactor happy slap girl gonna do with her Life??
Why was the movie Life featuring Martin Lawrence & Eddie Murphy Not as Funny as it should be??
What will Eddie Murphy buy his and Mel B's daughter this Xmas?
Where is Mel B's sister Danielle Brown?
Didnt Mel B's sister look like one of the "sister sister" twins??
Which one of the sister sister twins was more buff??
I wonder if people still shout "Go home roger!" To Marques Houston?
Was I the only person that liked "Roger Ramjet"?
"Roger Ramjet" Is a sick porn name?
Shall I use that name next time I'm in a club?
Why does the guestlist girl always act like she dont know who I am - U saw me here last week fool!! and the week before that!! You used to watch Illout stop lying!!
Smurfette was the only female in the village........hmmmmm?
How come in scooby doo whenever they split up Fred wants to roll with Daphne?? Dirty boy
Are Jay & Beyonce Married?
I wonder what Beyonce's fart's smell Like?
Can you smell a fart on the moon?
There was more but I dont wanna bore you. Anyway after a 3 hr soak the bath looked like this....
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