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Steve Robinson

Three Days on a Boat


Posted from: On the way to Wijint
I never want to see a boat again in my life. We've been on this bloody boat for three days now and still haven't got there. The river is low and strewn with fallen trees. And we damaged the propeller on the first day so progress is painfully slow.

Gerson, the boatman, is a man of incredible stamina - he drives from before dawn till well into the night every day, relieving his boredom periodically by shouting obscenities at David, the little kid at the front whose job it is to spot submerged trees before we hit them. I think it must be his first time out, because he's really crap at it and we hit pretty much every tree in the river and Gerson explodes with indignation. I can't see them staying together.

Gerson also gets pretty cross with us as we move about on the narrow boat trying to find cameras and kit and film the journey. I think he just likes shouting.

The team sail down the river Rio Ene
The team sail down the river Rio Ene

It feels like we are going somewhere extraordinary. We've been travelling up smaller and smaller rivers, heading north into the heart of this great forest. This is one of the most bio-diverse places in the world and one of the least developed parts of the Amazon rainforest and it feels like a very special place. There are birds everywhere, and massive electric blue butterflies along the banks of the river. I saw three pink river dolphins today too, something I've always wanted to see.

We're living on frankfurters and tinned peaches. Not great, but morale is good anyway. And we're all sleeping for about 20 hours a day. Especially Matt and Zubin, who are travelling in Business Class in the middle of the boat - extra leg room, space to stretch out and sleep. I'm back in Economy and my back is killing me. Almu is travelling like the Queen of Sheba, perched on a luxurious nest of duffel bags on the second boat.

The river Rio Ene
The river Rio Ene

We're staying in little tiny Indian villages along the way, slinging hammocks wherever we can and having a nip or two of whisky to put us to sleep of a night. The stars here are incredible, the night sky is deep black with no ambient light for hundreds of miles, so you can see everything. I saw two shooting stars last night.

We get to Wijint tomorrow, stay the night, then move on again.

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Comments

Steve,
Funniest thing I've read since Bill Bryson... you really should think of penning your various adventures once you get out of the game!

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  • 2.
  • At 01:50 PM on 18 Jan 2008,
  • Daisy wrote:

You guys are just about the luckiest people in the world discomfort or not it must be amazing. Love all your stories transported for a few moments from our dull office jobs to the wonders of the world.

  • 3.
  • At 01:28 AM on 19 Jan 2008,
  • John Chalmers wrote:

I'm John Chalmers the most experience British boat captain on the Amazon and owner of Alyson the best equipped film and expedition boat on the Amazon may I give you a tip. Take with you an inflatable air pillows to sit on. This completely isolates your body from the buffetting of the canoe and its engine vibrations.Boat safety and comfort is important to stay fit for filming.

  • 4.
  • At 12:31 PM on 30 Jan 2008,
  • Kate wrote:

What's the book Bruce is reading?

Hey Kate - it's called One World: The Ethics of Globalisation by Peter Singer
Heavy but I like that kinda stuff.
Steve only reads novels and I only read non fiction. Sadly it means we can never share books. One time he'd ran out of reading material so I offered it to him. He took one look and politely handed it back.

  • 6.
  • At 12:59 AM on 11 Mar 2008,
  • gina wrote:

hi bruce, i just wondered if you are single?? you are my ideal man!

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