How To Destroy...Father Christmas
NOTE: Now look, you can't blame me if you're checking the internet on Christmas Day and something makes you feel sick, now can you? First of all you should be talking to real actual people now, and not adding snowflakes to your FaceSpace profile. Secondly the nausea could just as easily be a result of overdoing it at the Christmas dinner table as anything you can see on ChartBlog. And thirdly....OK, thirdly is a fair cop. It's all my fault. But I should stress, I never took this picture of John McCririck, that was the Daily Mail.
Anyway, I'm not wrong. If you read (probably in the Mail, thinking about it) about a man who tries to break into every home in the world, sneaking into every bedroom and rummaging around in stockings, leaving little gifts...and he turned out to be Channel 4's racing expert and full-time shouty eccentric...well you'd call the police, wouldn't you? And it's that lack of trust in Santa's good intentions which will destroy him in the end.
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I think everyone has been far too distrubed to leave a comment on this blog.. I know I have been.. I still am actually.. why am I here?! *runs off to be sick*