How To Destroy...Mariah Carey
NOTE: Don't go in train tunnels, even if Mariah Carey insists that you do as one of her diva demands. It's foolish, as this instructional cartoon helpfully illustrates. Still, it does provide some clue as to how the Carey peeps came up with the album title.
Oh sure, it may have ended up as 'The Emancipation of Mimi' but chances are it started out as the more direct "GET ME ME THE HELL OUT OF HERE! THERE'S A BLOODY TRAIN COMING! I DON'T DO TRAINS!"
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this made me giggle
Retouch My Body
(Weird Al Version)
I know you think that I'm a fatty
and I think so too
In my imagination I'm a perfect size 2
I know you got a thing for skinny bitches so poo
And boy it hurts to stick my face again down the loo
If there's a camera up in here
Then I betta suck my guts and don't move
If there's a camera up in here
Then I best choose the pics that look good
Cause if you run your site and post the pics that make my ass look huge
I will shut you down
Cause they'll be all shocked and amazed on how I really look
But this is private
between you and I
Retouch my body
Narrow down my jaw
Rotate me around
Narrow me some more
Retouch my body
Sharpen up my face
I just wanna make me look like I never did
Retouch my body
Smoothen up my thighs
Narrow down my waist
Just a little less
Retouch my body
Add a little curve
Come on and make me fabulous
Retouch my body
Boy you can put your scroller on me like a disease
So suck off all the bits that I just don't wanna see
I want you to edit me like so surgically
And float away the flab into your desktop wastebin
Oh pumpkin pumpkin pumpkin.... Thank you, you made my day !
[Shucks ma'am, t'ain't nothin' - Fraser]