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NOTE: This will only work on Linkin Park. You try watering any other former nu-metallers (shut up, they so were!) and all you'll get is a kick up the bum from Fred Durst's wet shoe.

Mind you, it might be worth it just so you can say you've annoyed Fred Durst. Taste of his own medicine and all that. I'd be inclined to water his hat rather than his shoes though. Who knows, if you water it enough, and there's the right amount of sunshine and nutrients...maybe he'll grow a brain.

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