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Chris | 11:13 UK time, Friday, 23 June 2006

Chris MoylesPop a doodle doo blog readers .. the host and star of the chris moyles show here.

I am sat opposite our executive producer Rhys Hughes who has just written his blog. We are sitting on the wooden benches just outside the broadcast chalet. Now Rhys has an unbelievable flatulence problem.


He's like big ben. On the hour every hour, a rumble noise comes out of his bottom. And today is no exception. he has just let rip AGAIN, whilst sitting on the wooden bench. If you hear any noises back home in the UK...chances are that it's Rhys farting.

In other news, Chappers and Dave are filling in for Vernon tomorrow and Sunday which means no lie in for them over the weekend. Maybe we'll have a big party tonight and tomorrow might just to keep them up!

060623_ob_aledsave_200.jpgI've also just been taking some photos of Aled in our make shift goal. We all take shots at him with the ball .. and I take shots with the camera! Ha ha! Surprisingly, he was actually very good and let in only about 3 balls from about 30 shots. Aled for England .. or maybe Wales.

Right that's enough from me, I need to go before Rhys's bottom orchestra strikes up again.

Orf weeder zane

MOYLES

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  • 1.
  • At 11:25 AM on 06 Jul 2006,
  • Chris wrote:

hey i am a big fan of Radio 1 i listen to it on the way to and from college
i am a BIG fan of you Chris M

Love ya all even laura from one night with laura

Love ya all

Ps.. i have a band, so chris if ur reading this expect some mail from me, and i would love to come and see you all

From your radio 1 big fan love ya guys!

Chris J

  • 2.
  • At 04:05 PM on 30 Jun 2006,
  • vio wrote:

I love your show and listen to it every morning when i go to work from 7.50 till 8.30 but the morning with the other bloke farting made me change the channel.
almost made me sick!
I am Romanian and I find it horrible that you, blokes can talk about farting like it's something you should be proud of.
argh, i don't want to think what other body functions you'll find funny in the future shows...
it's probably just cultural difference, but no, please no...Vio

  • 3.
  • At 11:40 AM on 26 Jun 2006,
  • Dan wrote:

Hi Chris

Tell him to try charcol tablets for that wind. If it does not work you can have great fun rubbing them around the rims of the glasses he must have mugged a WAG for! So he may have wind but he will look a right pleb in the pub with big black lines all over his face!

  • 4.
  • At 10:51 PM on 25 Jun 2006,
  • mick wrote:

Have fun in germany wish i was there for the weather.

  • 5.
  • At 10:50 PM on 25 Jun 2006,
  • mick wrote:

what a fart

  • 6.
  • At 10:50 PM on 25 Jun 2006,
  • mick wrote:

what a fart

  • 7.
  • At 10:49 PM on 25 Jun 2006,
  • mick wrote:

what a fart

  • 8.
  • At 09:12 PM on 25 Jun 2006,
  • john wrote:

u r not gid

  • 9.
  • At 05:07 PM on 25 Jun 2006,
  • chris wrote:

what a boring game(England V Ecuador)how sven say we are going to win when we have only had two shots on goal during the first half.
COME ON ENGLAND YOU MUST DO BETTER

  • 10.
  • At 10:39 PM on 24 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Argentina VS Mexico was very exciting. I saw part of it in a Miami Restaurant called "Fat Tuesday Daiquiri Grill". Everyone was either supporting Argentina or Mexico with all the emotions present.

My mistake: Germany lost to Croatia in the 1998 World Cup.

  • 11.
  • At 05:45 PM on 24 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Germany VS Sweden was Germany at its best. Germany showed that it still has it. It seems as though Germany recovered from its humiliating defeat to Croatia in [World Cup] 2002.

  • 12.
  • At 02:20 PM on 24 Jun 2006,
  • john corcoran wrote:

Hi,
I Think your great, your all funny,I never stop laughing my children laugh all the time,even my cat used to laugh before he was runover.My wife went into labour because you are so funny,my sons eye went gammy and he needed an operation through the endless giggly laughter only a 3 yr old can produce.The woman who does my wifes ironing because she lost concentration while mangling the clothes in the yard and lost her hands through laughing at you loot is scottish ,and I fail to understand a word she says at the best of times but since you went to Germany its got worse.Any chance of a ticket for the quarter final and I will buy you and all your gang a pint of warschteiner.
All the best
John

P.S doesnt matter if you cant get me one,enjoy it anyway

  • 13.
  • At 11:20 AM on 24 Jun 2006,
  • milla wrote:

is it fun in germany and do they speak german all the time?

  • 14.
  • At 09:03 AM on 24 Jun 2006,
  • Vicky wrote:

Ah bless, Aled looks soooo sweet!

love Ya
ViX
xxx

  • 15.
  • At 12:51 AM on 24 Jun 2006,
  • brian wrote:

2 b honest chris i dont think its fair that big ryhs is inflicting that on ya,rawhide looks as if he cud let of some steam,??luvn the the show u,s have been in great form the last few days,b funny if u do party,instead of comedy dave, b more like,come on dave,ha,orf weeder zane brian,!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 16.
  • At 11:17 PM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • kate wrote:

CHRIS PLZ LET ME COME OUT THERE 2 ONE OV THE GAMES I REALLY WANA PLZ IM ONLY 16 ILL COME N HANG OUT WI U N YOUR RADIO 1 CREW PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ plz cum on im a leeds fan:)

  • 17.
  • At 10:12 PM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

France VS Togo, Switzerland VS South Korea was a surprise.

  • 18.
  • At 08:51 PM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • Louise The 'German' Geordie wrote:

Hey Mr Moyles.. Just listening to this morning's show as i missed it today coz i was at work....My Mother told me as a Teen that 'you will know when your in love when you can fart in front of your other half..' It just means he loves you!!! :o)
Just think.. it could have been much worse had he eaten a kebab last night........... I know you know what i mean. :oP
I have your World Cup Song etched in my brain.. woke up singing it this morning.. my 11 year old son Daniel asked his Grandad if he had heard the 'proper' World Cup song... YOURS! hahaha... BIDDLY BIDDLY BIDDLY BOOOOOOONG.
Right,im off for a beer..... have a good weekend!!!! :o)
Lou
xxxx

  • 19.
  • At 08:40 PM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • craig mcgrath wrote:

hello guys just been lookin thru your pics looks like your havin a ball

hope im as immature as u wen i grow up! haha

if you look at pic 24 (dave salutin or sum other randomness!) is it just me or has he got fake tan on his forehead????? hmmmmmmmm

  • 20.
  • At 07:22 PM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

Spain VS Saudi Arabia, Ukraine VS Tunisia were cool games.

  • 21.
  • At 06:12 PM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • Chris W wrote:

I think the show is great so far from germany and it is bound to continue.
Also i cant wait for your book to come out i am sure that will also be good.
An idea for you is to walk in when chappers and dave are on air tommorow and start making noise in the background. That would be funny.

  • 22.
  • At 05:32 PM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • Dave wrote:

You must have been bored today to make a blog contribution... I must have been bored to read it...
Still - have a good weekend!

  • 23.
  • At 04:29 PM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • wrote:

CM: I would like to congradulate you on the article of flatulence. It made me laugh like I have never laughed before :D.

I am reminded about the article by Benjamin Franklin [one of the signers of the US Declaration of Independence] in which he states: "Fart Proudly".

There was one comedian in America who states: "Every Time Bush Farts, he wants to look for Weapons of Mass Destruction. Every time Congress farts, a law is passed".

I'm glad you're enjoying yourseles. I am seeing Spain VS Saudi Arabia on the tickers.

  • 24.
  • At 02:20 PM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • Emma Deeny wrote:

Howdy all! Chris just listening to you this morning playing Celebrity Tarzan 2! Hmm...don't have a clue who it is!!
I think you should get a record deal and play your own music on your show after them amazing performances on celebrity X-Factor!!
VERY IMPRESSIVE!!!
Well I shall go now,
Emma x

  • 25.
  • At 02:07 PM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • Steve Clement-Large wrote:

I might not be the first to mention this – but is it you lot – Chris, Aled and Dave in the very first picture on photo gallery on the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ match report of Argentina’s 6-0 drubbing of Serbia – still almost my favourite picture on the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ website .I accept the usual abuse if this has been pointed out before.

  • 26.
  • At 02:05 PM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • Steve Clement-Large wrote:

I might not be the first to mention this – but is it you lot – Chris, Aled and Dave in the very first picture on photo gallery on the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ match report of Argentina’s 6-0 drubbing of Serbia – still almost my favourite picture on the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ World Cup website .I accept the usual abuse if this has been pointed out before.

  • 27.
  • At 01:57 PM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • Al wrote:

Iiiiittssss onnllllyy bloooodddddyyy Mmmmoooyyyllleeeessssy!! Keep up the great work - just downloaded your worldcup song off iTunes :D

  • 28.
  • At 12:49 PM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • Catie wrote:

Where are Aleds Hands????

  • 29.
  • At 12:46 PM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • Stacey wrote:

Bottom orchestra heehee...you make giggle mr moyles =D

Oh i like it when Chappers and Dave fill in, not that i dont like the weekend djs...but i prefer Chappers and Dave.

Oi dont be stealing Aled for a goalie for your team, youve got decent goalkeeprs...if anyone needs a goalie, its Scotland. That way, we'll have at least one good player in the team.

And as for england, i think its ecuador you play next? Well anyway, good luck, hope you get through!

  • 30.
  • At 11:34 AM on 23 Jun 2006,
  • Joe Hosty wrote:

Cant beleive you've kept up with this Chris. If I was in your position I would just sit in the sun and watch the games or be playing football.
Have you lot been watching the other countries games in the evening, if so, what did you think of Aussies last night? Nice to see Harry get his goal!
Anyway, enjoy yourself and lets hope it lasts till the 9th of July

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