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Carrie | 11:03 UK time, Thursday, 11 January 2007

Carrie
Hello to everyone in cyber space and a happy new year to you all!
Well we're back from 2007. A new cheesy song which is getting into everyone's heads and the return of car park catch phrase yay!! Everyone's feeling the early starts now though after some lovely time off..
But Dark Days you see in the title of this blog. Yes indeed - especially when it comes to all things football. Very concerned at the moment - results on the pitch not exactly going to plan - all the rumours off it that Jose's on his way in the summer. I have to agree with Mr Mourinho that after last night's abysmal effort saw Chelsea scrape a 1 all draw with Wycombe these are indeed dark days. Fair play to Wycombe though - was watching in the local last night with a beer and pizza and I have to say they played very well and made us look average.

Fair play to Wycombe though - was watching in the local last night with a beer and pizza and I have to say they played very well and made us look average. The only thing to lighten my mood was the fact that Mr Carrie turned up as a midweek suprise, easing the pain of the result. Only thing is he's a dirty gooner and chances are we could meet them in Cardiff to battle it out for the cup..That should be interesting..Anyway please John Terry get fit, Ballack make an effort and Sheva start scoring some goals!!!!

Onto the subject of sinks then. Its been an odd week what with Rach's big news, Dom seeing the saviour in his towel. Then there's crazy Kate on car park catch phrase. Good on her that she's a trainee PE teacher and likes her rugby but this girls a nutter..Check what happened to her sink last night following a heavy one..

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Apparently the result of leaning on it while doing her teeth with a mate! I'm sorry but surely it take more than leaning to rip a sink and tiles off the wall. She's going to need a serious plumbing job to sort that out! I reckon she may have sat on it to go to the loo!! Not that I would know as I have never partaken in such activities myself but am aware of the fact it does happen. Anyway do let us know if you have any interesting bathroom tales, trouble with your taps or something..

Cheers for now

Carrie
xxx

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  • 1.
  • At 08:34 PM on 18 Jan 2007,
  • keith mc kiernan wrote:

hey team just wanna say its great having u all back on the radio after xmas, im a sky engineer and love havin u blasting in my van in the mornings to help wake me up and put a smile on my face for the rest o the day. Chris i read ur book there my gorgeous girlfriend laura got me it for xmas, have to say its very funny and a great read, nice 1. happy new year to all the team.

  • 2.
  • At 08:58 AM on 18 Jan 2007,
  • Steve Jones wrote:

I TAKE IT BACK ABOUT ME AND YOU GOING ON THAT DATE, I DIDNT REALISE THAT YOU HAD A FELLA... AH WELL I CAN ONLY DREAM, HA HA HA X

  • 3.
  • At 08:29 AM on 18 Jan 2007,
  • Steve Jones wrote:

THIS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THE BLOG SORRY, CARRIE I THINK YOU ARE ABSOLUTLEY STUNNING! ARE YOU MARRIED, BOY FRIEND, GIRL FRIEND JST KIDDING, IF NONE OF THE ABOVE HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO ON A DATE, I SHOULD BE SO LUCKY...

LOVE THE SHOW, READ MOYLES BOOK, NOT BAD FOR A 1ST ATTEMPT, PLEASE ASK HIM NOT TO WRITE A 2ND...

LOVE YA

Me x

  • 4.
  • At 01:39 PM on 17 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

It seems the Beckham Real Madrid Feud has been escalating. Remembering that ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ Five Live had a special on my state [Florida], I invite you and the Chris Moyles Show to read my blog on the news that happened in Miami Florida on 16-Jan-2007. Thanks. Cheers. Roberto

  • 5.
  • At 07:36 PM on 12 Jan 2007,
  • dean langman wrote:

great that you are all back, got my wife rosie to change her radio station from southern crap fm to radio 1. keep up the good work, you guys keep us smiling.

  • 6.
  • At 03:43 PM on 12 Jan 2007,
  • mark wrote:

how do you play crosswordoku ? its like the most confusing thing in the world! what are the chances of someone getting EXACTLY the same as the master copy? im ripping my hair out here.

  • 7.
  • At 02:25 PM on 12 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

Carrie: I just wanted to let you know that your blog and the arrival of Beckham to America made my day. In other news, I tried to do a Urinal Museum in my Blog only to receive condemnation here. I could care less. It's art. Cheers Roberto

  • 8.
  • At 12:56 PM on 12 Jan 2007,
  • Andrew wrote:

Great that the team are back! Real shame about Chelsea Carrie!! LOL

Some people commenting seem to have got out of the wrong side of the bed!

  • 9.
  • At 08:46 AM on 12 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

Firstly, never call the harmonica a mouth organ. Once you've stopped playing it like a hairy old jakey doing a jakey dance and learn how to vamp properly, you can start calling it a blues harp.

Lesson 1: Don't wrap your mouth around it like it's a sandwich struggling to get away from you. You need to pucker up like you're whistling. Try to get a single note out of it.

Lesson 2: Once you can do that, try sucking harder and contracting your throat to bend the note downwards. This may take a while but getting this makes you really feel like an old blind blues dude.

Lesson 3: Blow hole 3, blow 4, suck 3, blow 3. Bend the sucked 3 and you're vamping the most basic of blues riffs as heard on the Beatles' 'Love Me Do.' To play the whole LMD riff, first part: suck 4, blow 4, suck 3, blow 3, and then the second part: blow 3 a few times, blow 4, suck 3, blow 3.

And I guess that's why they call it the blues harp.

BTW, that Keane song sounds like Rufus Wainwright. Why don't you play more Rufus Wainwright?

  • 10.
  • At 08:30 AM on 12 Jan 2007,
  • Ed wrote:

I’m interested in this Mobile phone Monopoly idea!
It makes our attempt at postal snooker a few years ago appear antiquated.
I would break and get the cue ball neatly onto the back cushion and effectively a snooker. Then following that my brother would still have a surprising 147 break and take the frame. What are the chances of that?

  • 11.
  • At 09:19 PM on 11 Jan 2007,
  • Bill Hicks wrote:

When are 'the team' going to devise some, erm, erm, ahhh yes ENTERTAINING CONTENT for the show??? When is 'the saviour of radio 1' going to say something funny again?? the funniest guy in the team is Dom, and he's the bloody news reader. i'm sick of hearing crap aimless padding, you're all capable of so much more. You're sounding more and more like Steve Writes show by the day.

  • 12.
  • At 05:47 PM on 11 Jan 2007,
  • Grace Hahn wrote:

Hi, I'm listening in Mexico City, MEXICO.

Today, January 11, I heard Aled say that "Mrs. Prince" was playing harmonica on I FEEL FOR YOU, then he said "Prince was never married".

Sorry, Aled, Prince has been married twice. First to Mayte and then to Manuela.

I LOVE listening to the show!!!!!

Grace HAHN

  • 13.
  • At 04:08 PM on 11 Jan 2007,
  • C'mon The Hoops wrote:

Go on Paul Lambert - an absolute legend!!!

  • 14.
  • At 11:35 AM on 11 Jan 2007,
  • wrote:

Never mind, the C. Ever heard of Southend? Arf to the power of teehee.

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