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Rachel | 12:55 UK time, Wednesday, 2 May 2007

Good afternoon to you all. Well it's a bright and sunny day in London town, I'm about to finish work for the day so I'm in a good mood!

Now there's few things to cover in the blog today, so hold on tight.

Firstly, Dom was meant to write the blog yesterday and didn't. No doubt he would've mentioned my extremely embarrassing incident on Monday night at the Sony Awards. If you heard yesterday's show, you'd know that I was the victim of falling off my chair. It wouldn't be too bad if I'd had a few white wines, but it was at the start of the evening and I was stone cold sober! There I was feeling all posh in my new dress. Just sitting down, when a random man walked behind me and moved my chair. The next thing I knew was when I was sprawled in the floor. I just remember looking up and seeing Will (greyhead) and Dave absolutely creased up. You'll be pleased to know I don't have a bruise on my derriere and everything is all fine.

Anyway, onto other things....Chris this morning gave out my email address on air saying if anyone had any comments on the show to send them in. I'd just like to say thanks to Nicole Birch who was the first in with some very kind thoughts....

Hello, just to say I work from home and I am lost when you finish at 10, it is like being sat in an office listening to the usual banter and bickering. You are all brilliant x

Nicole is in no relation to me or anyone else on the show. To be honest I was expecting a barage of abuse and it wasn't too bad! However, if you do have any comments or thoughts on the show please let me know no the comments bit of the blog. I'm interested to know if you're missing Celebrity Tarzan?

iamthemeat.jpgAnd finally.....I AM THE MEAT seems to be taking off in a big way. Dave's other half Jayne exposed Dave's softer side last week by saying Dave wrapped himself up in a duvet and said to her 'look I'm like a sausage roll, I'm the meat!'. I'm still finding Dave's reaction hilarious. So anyway, Dom Compagnone a friendly listener has put together a picture for everyone to print out. I LOVE IT!!

Well have a nice day now! Remember I am the Meat!

Rachel

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  • 1.
  • At 04:23 PM on 21 Sep 2007,
  • felicity elliott wrote:

hey raidio 1, i,am totaly the meat
from fliss
xxxxxxx
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  • 2.
  • At 03:39 PM on 25 May 2007,
  • Rachael wrote:

I saw I Am The Meat written on the back of a dirty van, now I know what it's all about - hahahahahahahaha nice one!

  • 3.
  • At 12:53 PM on 11 May 2007,
  • Georgie & Amy wrote:

Because were such lovely blonde girls, we think that you should maybe give us two tickets to Radio 1's big weekend. Obviously we would bring you a presant to say thank you but you will have to wait and see what it is!! :]

We love you all

xxxxxx
Georgie
&&
Amy
xxxxxx

  • 4.
  • At 09:28 PM on 09 May 2007,
  • kieran young wrote:

you lot are brill i love your show it gets me going in the morning when i am at work

  • 5.
  • At 08:28 PM on 09 May 2007,
  • Vicky Backler wrote:

I want 'I am the meat T-shirts to be made'!! it will be huge!!

I love the Chris Moyles Show and the whole gang i wouldnt get out of bed without it!!!

I am the meat to!! Vicky!!!

  • 6.
  • At 01:35 PM on 08 May 2007,
  • wrote:

Come on comedy Dave!!!!

Get your Chipolata out son!!!! Meat up the masses!!!!

lmao

  • 7.
  • At 11:29 AM on 07 May 2007,
  • Mick Pugh wrote:

Alright Team! Im here in sunny Newcastle Upon Tyne on this fine bank holiday morning. Thinking it would be great if i could get comedy 'i am the meat' Daves "Lets get ready to Rumble" parody onto my mobile, because i think it would make a fantastic message tone.
I know you probably wont, but im bored and shy bens get nowt!!
Keep up the good work, you make my weeks not so boring.

  • 8.
  • At 09:03 PM on 06 May 2007,
  • Ruairi Mc Givern wrote:

Dear Chris and team. I've been a listener to your show for many years now, the team has changed over the years but i've enjoyed the humour. Chris, your jokes and wit are second to none with Dave feeding of you like you are twins. Dom,for me personally is the comedy genius of the team. You rock Dom. Theres just one thing that annoys me, so much so that i had to switch off last week.Now far be it from me to tell you how to present your show but, Chris. Your reference to people with ginger hair is nothing short of racism(Antagonism towards people of other races). My wife and two children both have ginger hair, my wife is also 8 months pregant and i have no doubt our next child will have the same beautiful red(ginger) hair. My son also loves your show but I know deep inside he is hurt by the stigma you display on that huge stage you have. My 4yr old daughter has started listening to your show while she gets dressed for school.
My wife turned your show off the other morning as well so that our child would not hear this display of ignorance. Please please, stop this. I'm not looking for an apology, just an assurance that you understand how some people, many people feel when you behave this way. This is not humourous. Yours sincerely, Ruairi Mc Givern......
P.S. I still love your show.

  • 9.
  • At 03:40 PM on 06 May 2007,
  • jodie wrote:

hey guys!

cant say that i've missed celebrity tarzan! you do make me laugh in the mornings and the local radio feature is genious! Dom's so serious! lol the one that made me laught the most was the one where dave was talking about poisonous mushrooms! i was bent double laughing!! keep it up!!

love jodie
xxxxxxxxxx

  • 10.
  • At 11:24 PM on 05 May 2007,
  • Fiona wrote:

I miss Celebrity Tarzan and think it's a shame Scott ruined it. Grr. Such an annoying twit (Scott, that is). The only thing wrong with CT is that I haven't even heard of around half the celebrities. ;-)I would be very upset if Dave's Ramble intro went too. I like familiarity! And I especially like Dave... *cue stalker music*
The only thing that sometimes bothers me about the show is when Chris is mean to someone. Mostly it's all good-natured fun, but sometimes he crosses the line into nastiness (e.g. I got a bit uncomfortable when he was getting at Rachel and Carrie over the low-cut dress). However, it doesn't happen all that often, so I still listen.
The Cheesy Song is fantastic, but I do miss Classical Class (could you have both or would that be classical overload?).
One more thing - '³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ Local' is genius. I especially liked the fake callers just before Dom did his radio bit: "I really like that Dominic Byrnes", "He's my favourite", "Oh Dominic Byrne's amazing!". Something about them was just hysterically funny. Could you play them again now and then?

Thanks to all of you,

Fiona

  • 11.
  • At 11:16 PM on 05 May 2007,
  • natalie wrote:

Oh My God, just looked at the photos from the day the guys spent with Robbo and the team....The pictures of Dave with no underwear on have left me traumatised! Ha. Looks like you had a great laugh!
Love the show, all 6 of you are LEGENDS!
Nat

  • 12.
  • At 08:46 PM on 05 May 2007,
  • glen wrote:

hi chris,on m1 today,saw big banner in roadworks sayin "i am the meat".
oh by the way did u bum that guy at the sony adwards,brill show,keep it up big man

  • 13.
  • At 01:32 PM on 04 May 2007,
  • wrote:

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. I want one.. Actually it's a tad scary. I've changed my mind.

  • 14.
  • At 10:35 AM on 04 May 2007,
  • M.C. Glammer wrote:

I have a drummer acquaintance who's fond of changing every lyric with 'rock & roll' to 'sausage roll.' Perhaps there's some slightly hilarious potential for some of Chris's musical royalty projects there.

  • 15.
  • At 07:53 AM on 04 May 2007,
  • Gareth Walters wrote:

Hey, Hey Moylesy!

Great to see you in action at the Spurs training ground! At least our team will remain in the Premiership? I wondered with all your hard earned cash you might think about a hostile take over of Leeds Utd?

I serve in Germany and when we have days off me and the Long Haired General(wife) still listen to your top show through Sky! Hope all's well big man..keep up the good work!

  • 16.
  • At 11:29 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • Suzanne wrote:

You know what I hate most about the mornings... its the fact that I have to at somepoint get out of my car and walk to the office and its always during the ramble... seriously need to get my phone sorted so I can switch it on to radio mode before i get out of the car in the morning!!!!! Listen to me, im rambling!! For all you people out there that have been moaning about the show.. how about instead of texting in to moan why dont ya just switch over to another radio station... GENIUS I know but then hey thats me!!!!!! Keep up the laughs boys & girls ya the best!!! xxx

  • 17.
  • At 11:01 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • wrote:

I AM THE MEAT

  • 18.
  • At 10:11 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • Tibor wrote:

erm, SPELL :D

  • 19.
  • At 10:07 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • Tibor wrote:

Nat!! A lady who knows punctuation! Glee :D why can't people smell?

  • 20.
  • At 09:45 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • wrote:

hi guys love the show

  • 21.
  • At 07:43 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • matt wrote:

loving the show and ive saved the i am the meat poster 2 print off l8r keep up the good work and no rachel im not missing Celebrity Tarzan! A bit of a change does the show some good now maybe get rid of the lets get ready to ramble bit that dave does (but obviously keep the rambling chats!)

  • 22.
  • At 07:06 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • Rebecca Akbulut wrote:

Hi chris and the team

i listen to the show every morning u make me laugh hearing you all talk about different things. I tell my friends about the show the things you get up to and some of my friends do not listen there listen to the local station that is RUBBISH, that is boring radio. i start work at 10 so i can listen to all the show which is good LOVING THE SHOW keep it up. O and chris your girlfriend is so lucky to have a fella like you, good looking and talented

  • 23.
  • At 06:55 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • richard Evans-Hadley wrote:

I love the people who hate the show it just shows how lazy people are in this country that they can't get off there arse to turn it over. Keep up the good work its a great show otherwise i got to get off my arse to turn over

  • 24.
  • At 05:45 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • Cathy Orr wrote:

Christopher Moyles, you and your team are fabulous. Keep up with the ranting its great. And Captain Underpants is hilarious! And love lets get ready to rumble when it goes off on a tangent.

I AM THE MEAT!

  • 25.
  • At 05:36 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • Mel wrote:

I don't understand why people moan, get a life!!! What is there not to like about Chris and the show? It is the best thing that has ever been on radio!! Love "I am the Meat", ha ha Rachel I wish I had your job!
Keep up the brill work, I luv your show x x x

  • 26.
  • At 05:24 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • petra wainwright wrote:

hello
mmm sausage rolls, just one of the many things i am missing from home - but at least i still have you guys :) listen again is a wonderful thing and a tast of home every monring while i am over here in Brazil helping street kids

  • 27.
  • At 04:31 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • Gary wrote:

Another North Carolina listener, just saying "hello"
Is NC a big ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ market now?

"I am the Meat"

  • 28.
  • At 02:48 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • Jenn wrote:

Hi Team!
I listen to your show absolutley every day on sirius satellite radio in Wilmington, North Carolina! I listen in the car on the way to work, and on the computer once I get there. I think you need to come here and teach some American stations what good radio deejay's sound like! Just want to thank you for putting on such a great show, it really helps get me through the mornings! As for celebrity tarzan, I love to sing along to the theme song, but I never know who it is, guess I'm not up on my UK celebrity voices. But it was fun, so I say bring it back! Or maybe switch it up with different noises, like Scott Mills did, the celebrity growler. Anyways, have a great day and keep up the fantastic work!!
Lots of love from America xx

  • 29.
  • At 02:16 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • wrote:

I don't get the "I am The Meat" thing. But I think that what has helped the Chris Moyles Show has been Rachel, Joce, and Carrie. Rahel, Joce, and Carrie are the voice of sanity in an insane place called Bush's America.

  • 30.
  • At 02:13 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • Nicole Shaw wrote:

Laura Applewhite i agree i love singin along to the celebrity tarzan theme tune too. I miss it like a hole in the head.

Chris i absoultely adore u n i listen to UR show religiously. i love when u rant on n make little comments in the news, people just dont understand.

Aled u are fit wot a shame your the other way inclined.

Love you all
xx

  • 31.
  • At 01:41 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • Helen wrote:

Utterly fantastic show but PLEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE do NOT bring back celebrity tarzan.
Thanks,
The Meat.

  • 32.
  • At 12:24 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • Laura Applewhite wrote:

I am missing celebrity tarzan, I especially like singing along to the theme tune, it makes me smile.

I agree with the comments, if you don't like Chris and the team turn on to radio 2 or something else boring. I think you are all great, I love listening to you talking and bickering like a family.

Keep up the great work! Especially Chris and the meat ;)

  • 33.
  • At 12:16 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • wrote:

I miss Celeb Tarzan (CT)

I have just relaised that this is why I have been late to work for the past while.

My morning ritual is this: My alarm goes off at 6:55, to listen to the news and the lovely music that intros the show. Then the first little CT bit was at 7:50ish, whilst I would be half asleep listening to the show, that would mean it would be time to get up, the second CT bit, at about 8:10 was when you spoke to the caller was listened to on Sky whilst I had a coffee, or I new I was late for work. Then during the 8:30 news, which is always the same as the 8:00am news, i move from my house to my car, and drive to work. It is at 9am that I jump out of my car to get to work after Comedy Daves Tedious link.

That is my morning. Then I drive the long way home to listen to Mills...great stuff

I do like the show, I have listened since I was in school back in the 90's!, he has changed alot, but so have I, and it is all good. I am a HUGE fan of Radio One. I was really pleased when the Show won the Sony award last year, the whole Radio 1 team worked hard, it was what will in years to come be a defining year. You totally captured the audience that year, where as since then R1 has sought of slackened off, but are now beginning to go in a different direction. It is still all good though.

  • 34.
  • At 12:10 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • Lucy wrote:

Thank you Chris Moyles and the wicked team he has. I wouldnt get my sorry ass out of bed if it wasn't for the wonderful wakeup music at the start. I walk to work and listen on the way and i often get funny looks when i laugh out loud because I forget no one else can hear.

Big up and keep it coming ;)

  • 35.
  • At 12:05 PM on 03 May 2007,
  • paul francis wrote:

celeb tarzan was a good feature but i think its a good idea to put it to rest for a little while. bring it back next month or something.
as for i am the meat ive seen loads of trucks and vans drive past me on the motorway with it wrote on the back. i have to smile every time i see it. its good to see people can still have a laugh.
how about a phrase of the day feature for people to write on their trucksto replace celeb tarzan! lets start it off

"Dom is Bald"

  • 36.
  • At 11:41 AM on 03 May 2007,
  • Kirsten wrote:

I agree with Sarah if you're not liking Mr Moyles, tune into something else and quit moaning.

Still loving you Chris and The Meat!

  • 37.
  • At 10:21 AM on 03 May 2007,
  • Rachel wrote:

I like the show most of the time but I find Chris very irritating when he rambles on and on and on and on..... Also just let Dom and Carrie give us the news and stop interupting with your childish comments! I know the show is 'all about you' but give us a break every so often. Ooooh, I feel better now!

  • 38.
  • At 09:30 AM on 03 May 2007,
  • Jen wrote:

YES - I AM MISSING CELEBRITY TARZAN!!! Please bring it back soon!

  • 39.
  • At 09:20 AM on 03 May 2007,
  • Nabeshin wrote:

I AM THE MEAT

  • 40.
  • At 09:00 AM on 03 May 2007,
  • caroline wrote:

I am using the meat pic as my messenger pic....
PS Lovin the meat. xxx

  • 41.
  • At 08:58 AM on 03 May 2007,
  • DJ I Am The Meat wrote:

DJ I Am The Meat will rock your world!

  • 42.
  • At 08:30 AM on 03 May 2007,
  • Natalie Lucas wrote:

Thank you for the update Rachel, I love reading the blogs!

I love the show, I think you are all brilliant! As for "Im the Meat"...

I think thats going to stick for sometime! hee hee. Love It!

Take Care and Keep doing what you all do best! Entertain the Nation!

Nat

  • 43.
  • At 09:06 PM on 02 May 2007,
  • sarah wrote:

yep i agree stupid plonkers just turn over the station if you dont like it, its not as it someone has opened your ears with matchsticks and has you at gunpoint listening to it, its a free country, well.....!

Tommysize how can you not get it?!!!

Good job chris! Loadaz love sarah.x.

  • 44.
  • At 07:50 PM on 02 May 2007,
  • tom wrote:

I am the meat
I am the meat

  • 45.
  • At 07:15 PM on 02 May 2007,
  • tommysize wrote:

i dont get it

  • 46.
  • At 04:37 PM on 02 May 2007,
  • Luke wrote:

The people who moan at the show are idiots, and Moyles is right to berate them.

Who texts into a show, to say that they dislike it? If you don't like it SWITCH OVER!!!

Methinks they secretly love the big Leeds man.

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