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Matt Fincham | 14:21 UK time, Tuesday, 4 March 2008

Hello readers of the blog,

I'm Matt, the assistant producer of the Chris Moyles show. I try and keep a low profile, but for today, the last 10 minutes of the show were devoted to my love life. Great.

Aled has insisted that I stipulate exactly what I look for in a partner, so for the good of the show, here goes:

They're a woman
Wit
Charisma
Intelligence
Great legs
Dark hair is preferable
Not ridiculously tall/small
Not overweight
A love of broccoli

You can see, I'm really not that picky.

If you think you can match these requirements, please drop us a line. If you're actually an overweight, bald 40 year old posing as a sexy lady in their early 20s, please don't respond. Pictures on a postcard…

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  • 1.
  • At 08:53 PM on 03 Apr 2008,
  • Rachele Jones wrote:

Hi did you sort out your lack of girlfriend yet Matt, well I suppose on the face of it all I kinda fit into all your catergories for your ideallistic female, well not kinda I do, however, by now you've probably sorted out your problem, shame but like the song, dry your eyes mate there's plenty more fish in the sea, somewhat springs to mind right now, have fun finding Mrs Matt, looking forward to hearing all about the subject on your return off your hols.

Rachele x

  • 2.
  • At 08:51 PM on 11 Mar 2008,
  • wrote:

hello matt,
I have been listening and reading about all of the other applicants and, well, i think i fit the gap in the target market because:
i like talking about poo and stuff
and i cant remember what else I was going to tell you but that's the jist of it =D

  • 3.
  • At 04:27 PM on 10 Mar 2008,
  • wrote:

Hello Matt

I hope that the lady that Chris has lined up for you is a beauty!

I do tick all of your boxes and more!

Im a huge Rugby Union fan and I also have another love in common with Mr Moyles, i am a Leeds Fan and no that doesnt mean that i am a dog like Chris described some of the ladies from Leeds this morning!

I also (like you) am a bit of a trekkie - Jean-Luc what a man!

I do have a couple of pictures for you to have a look at on Facebook

Good luck in your search for the perfect woman!

Bex

x

  • 4.
  • At 07:58 AM on 10 Mar 2008,
  • wrote:

Heyyy Matt!! I feel sorry for you lol seriously sounds like you really didnt want to do this!! Haha. Anywhooo check my facebook, i'll let you make your own decision. But i'm a laugh and generally a great person to get along with :] so who knows i might just tick all your boxes.

:]

p.s i love brocolli too!! :P lol.

  • 5.
  • At 04:01 PM on 09 Mar 2008,
  • Amanda Day wrote:

Good morning handsome x

  • 6.
  • At 08:03 PM on 08 Mar 2008,
  • lindsay wrote:

Fancy a foxy lady...lol.. Dark hair, 27 yrs, fun loving, primary school teacher...hey, it's a doss!! Maybe i'll dress as broccoli to the next fancy dress day!!

  • 7.
  • At 01:59 AM on 08 Mar 2008,
  • Luke Rutterford wrote:

Matt, it was nice to hear you being so nice on the radio to the girls you didn't want to date I'm glad you are true to yourself and have kept some of the ethical values your good mum Wendy and dad Paul installed in you, Barton Mills is very proud!!and we will always remember you standing at the bus stop with your large instrument case, it's nice to see your love of music has carried with you into a career! God bless!!! Luke and Amy. ps say hi to Hannah and for Amy to scott mills !

  • 8.
  • At 10:38 PM on 07 Mar 2008,
  • wrote:

I love brocolli!!
I reckon I fit your descirption :)

Might be a bit young though...
x

  • 9.
  • At 01:29 PM on 07 Mar 2008,
  • Lou wrote:

if u pick me u had better not dress up as santa's elf on our date (like in that picture) - just keep that for the bedroom!!! ha ha ha. i think i tick all your boxes!

  • 10.
  • At 01:08 PM on 07 Mar 2008,
  • Laura wrote:

Still on the lookout???

check facebook! hehe! xxx

  • 11.
  • At 11:30 PM on 06 Mar 2008,
  • caron chipperfield wrote:

How about me matt? mmmm maybee im a little to feisty for you heheeh x

  • 12.
  • At 01:46 PM on 06 Mar 2008,
  • joanne norton wrote:

i am perfect for you only prob is i'v not got a clue what i'm doin and can't work out how to put my pic on!!

  • 13.
  • At 12:00 PM on 06 Mar 2008,
  • Jayne wrote:

Hey Matt,

looking at all the comments, you have a lot of ladies to choose from!!!

Have a look at my pic's on my facebook page x

  • 14.
  • At 08:50 AM on 06 Mar 2008,
  • Sarah from the show wrote:

Matt's a little bit of a geek so if any of you ladies like Star Trek you'll be in there!

Good Luck!

x

  • 15.
  • At 06:20 AM on 06 Mar 2008,
  • howdotheymakesugarcubes wrote:

Theres hope for you yet my good Mathew.

Now, all we need to do is get you out of that Little Red Riding Hood outfit you have on in your pic....

  • 16.
  • At 11:11 PM on 05 Mar 2008,
  • vicki wrote:

Hi there Matt im not sure how to send u my pic im gonna try Facebook to see if that works.

take care love Vicki xxx

  • 17.
  • At 06:40 PM on 05 Mar 2008,
  • Pauline wrote:

Shame on you Matt - fair, fat and forty, they dont come any better than that lad.
Luv ya Pauline

  • 18.
  • At 04:55 PM on 05 Mar 2008,
  • Sara Rankin wrote:

Oh shucks, just got proposed to on saturday otherwise i would have been ideal ticking all your boxes, good luck with your hunt xx

  • 19.
  • At 03:31 PM on 05 Mar 2008,
  • yummyplaybunny wrote:

hi matt,

just wanted to say if i was single i would be the woman you have been waiting for.
im slim,long brown hair,blue eyes,and big boobs,(and yeah they are real),i love broc as well,but i have a man,but if i ever become single i will give you a shout.
but if you want to look in my face book you can bye for now xxxxxxxxxx

  • 20.
  • At 01:53 PM on 05 Mar 2008,
  • Hayley Robinson wrote:

Hi Matt,

think I tick all your boxes in the hunt for a lovely young lady! Check me out on facebook!!

  • 21.
  • At 11:17 AM on 05 Mar 2008,
  • wrote:

Hi Matt.
Thought I would just check and see if it was a requirement that i be in my early 20's?
I also come with baggage, but they are all growing up lol.
Bar that I think I tick all your boxes ;-)
I wish you success in your search!
Sam
x

  • 22.
  • At 10:44 AM on 05 Mar 2008,
  • koula wrote:

Matt, how r u struggling to get a ladyfriend?!u look hot...x

  • 23.
  • At 10:27 AM on 05 Mar 2008,
  • Dawn wrote:

Check Facebook Matt ;o)

  • 24.
  • At 10:26 AM on 05 Mar 2008,
  • Gem wrote:

It would have worked if wasnt for the broccoli thing x

  • 25.
  • At 03:05 AM on 05 Mar 2008,
  • howdotheymakesugarcubes wrote:

I see its not going well Matt.

  • 26.
  • At 12:08 AM on 05 Mar 2008,
  • Liam wrote:

So you want Davina McCall...
Not going to happen remember shes the mum of chris's little ones.:)

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