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Greetings From Dave Island

Comedy Dave | 12:22 UK time, Thursday, 22 May 2008


Dear Friends,

Just a quick postcard from Dave Island, population me. Hope all's well in the outside world? This weekend Aled has invited all of his friends over to his flat in London for a Eurovision party, although I won't be going because I'm his least favourite associate. I'm now all on my own making up a little Island community here in the Straits of Isolation just near the Sea of Abandonment. There isn't a bridge connecting Dave Island to the rest of the world, just an occasional off peak ferry service...


It feels sad being here on Dave Island all by myself, but if that's what Aled wants then I hope he has fun with the rest of the team and his friends that he likes more than me. Don't worry about me though. I'll be ok.

Anyway, I'll let you all get back to whatever you were doing. Don't want to keep you or waste any more of your time.

Wish you were here. I really really do

Lonely on Dave Island

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