Noel Fielding, drunk, takes over the keyboard. I can't stop him...
I went into Oasis's dressing room. They made me one vodka and tonic and I am now absolutely drunk. I don't know what was in it but I basically came to in the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ fountain in a pair of blue dungarees I've never seen before and eating a yoghurt. Then I met Ruby Wax and went red and felt really embarrassed and fancied her like I did when I was 15.
Noel was quite drunk I think. He kept hugging me.
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