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Dr Gustav Grippenschaaft | 17:30 UK time, Tuesday, 1 September 2009

HI! I'M DOCTOR GUSTAV GRIPPENSCHAAFT!

I'm a Succesologist, hypnotherapist and author of bestselling self-help book and now DVD series, Self Help Myself Help You.

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What do you think thus far? Be honest. I hope you are finding the series as INCREDIBLY LIFE-CHANGING as I am. If not, there could be something fundamentally wrong with YOU.

Remember: THERE ARE NO REFUNDS.

(Also remember that you are under my power and it only takes one word from me and you will happily crush your own head.)

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