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In 2007, why did Flavor Flav miss a gig in Tallahasee Florida?

Was it because:

A- He was currently wanted by Florida police and couldn't get into the state,

B- He missed 9 consecutive flights or,

C- He was stuck in surgery having his gold teeth replaced

Noel. I saw you on Michael MacIntyre the other night. I only watched it because I wanted to see the highlights of your set.... with this in mind, my question to you is this...

When exactly was it that you decided to stop being funny?

noel, you are my favorite comedian! I LOVE YOU!!! oh and my question is......

if you, a fly, a goth banana and phil had a ballet compition who would win?

hello, looking forward to the new series :) just to say Phill saw you at the Kirsty Macoll gig couple of Sundays back, such a good night, great to remember a great lady x (not really a question I know but there we go just thought I'd mention it)

I saw you phil at edingbrough! you signed my ticket and took a pic with me and my bro! just wanted to say hi again. :D oh and that celebrity biography show was amazing!!!

Lady Gaga Vs. Prince
Bit of a 'royal' theme, I guess..

NO, WAIT! I HAVE A BETTER ONE! :D
Queen Vs. the artist formerly known as Prince

Crimping your hair or kinks in your hair?
Similarly.. Crimping or The Kinks?

I wnated to ask Noel:
What happneed to you & Paloma Faith? I thought you would've made such a lovely couple & your flirting about pieces of rainbows was soooo romantic.
I also did a crimp about my baby (before she was born)hope you like it xx
Bouncy Bouncy, bouncy bouncy baby
Bouncy bouncy, kick me in the kidneys
Bouncy bouncy, make me want a wee wee
Everytime she bounces I feel she's breaking free.....
(to the tune of the bouncy castles song, Stilettos are a no no)

Has Phil ever considered being in the Mighty Boosh? he would be awsome in it.

Timmy Mallets number 1 song, Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini.......explain.

I have a friend called Ray, Im quite worried about him, do you know whats up with Ray? Everyone's worried about him!

Musicians as biscuits - go!

My question quite simply is

Bono ; why?

jingscrivvens wrote:

My question quite simply is

Bono ; why?

A; Julian Cope......(If you believe in a world of opposites)

On reflection..(5 minutes) In a world of opposites it wouldn't be Julian Cope....i was thinking more on a flying boot, pilot jacket wearing 80s universe that is populated him and Bono. Can I retract that before it goes on line? I just checked The last post I sent was getting moderated by humans and not computers , so please retract.
Cheers.

If you were to throw your hands up in the air,

how would you catch them again?

My Question is why when I hold up a mirror to the television when never mind the buzzcocks is on, I can see Noel as the devil surrounded by demons with perfect bob hair cuts???

What did Billy Jo and Bobby Gentry throw off the Talahachi bridge?

Good Morning.

I have two questions, if I may;

1)Try as I might, I could never listen to all of Mark Morrison's "Return Of The Mack". Because of my failing, I was destined never to know where The Mack had been, to where The Mack was returning to indeed WHO The Mack was. Can you help?

2) I am currently trying to rent out my flat. It is a one bedroomed flat near a hospital in a northern town. I have decided to play background music when potential tenants inspect the property to put them at ease and to showcase the party potential of the flat. Considering the demographics, what 3 pop tunes would you recommend I play? (I only want three as if someone stays any longer than this, I intend on playing white noise until they leave)

Have a good day

James

Dear Phill and Noel

What exactly IS the POMPITOUS of love? Vernon Green says it's puppeteuse

What would you rather be attacked by
A) One Horse sized Duck
OR
B) A dozen duck sized Horses?

Ok, so U2 want to go on tour and the drummer (whichever one he is, anyway one of the ones that isn't Bono) can't make a gig.
Which animal would be best suited to cover the drum parts in U2's somewhat tedious rock-lite set?

Hello chaps. I wonder if you could help me with some of my long-held conspiracy anxieties:

Firstly, can you conclusively confirm or deny my strong suspicion that goats are, in fact, a first attempt by aliens to observe, integrate and eventually exterminate humans? Look at their tiny little human faces - I worry that aliens have tried to replicate humans but put too much emphasis on the face. Soon they'll get it right.

My second question is in two parts and it's something that's been bothering me for a while: Is Luis Walsh definitely one of those man-eating reptillians that people say run the world? And if so, why is he on X-Factor?

Joe Cocker or a cocker spaniel???

La Roux or choux pastry?

Muse or the news?

Paolo Nutini or Nutella?

The Rasmus or Erasmus?

Santana or sultanas?

Timbaland or Timberland??

hi noel & phil! If you were made to listen to just one song on a continuous loop from now to eternity, what would it be?

How about, which is better? Meatloaf (The man) vs. Meatloaf (the food)

Given the law of nature that there "ain't no party like an s-club party" what have scientists discovored is the the closest of the noble gases (group 18 of the periodic table) to an S-club party that can occour in nature without the presense of S-club 7?

What yer gonna do when the bad boys come for you?

Meatloaf would do anything for love accept duet with Justin Bieber while wearing a catsuit and riding an alpaca through jerusalum. (by the way it's meatloaf in the catsuit and riding the alpaca not justin) xx :]

Hi Noel & Phill! What will you do with : BeetleJuice vs Beatle(s) Juice ? All the Best !

In 'Blame It On The Boogie', Michael Jackson memorably sang:

"We spent the night in 'frisco, in every kind of disco"

How many kinds of disco are there? And can you name them?

How far east can you go before you're heading west?

If you had a choice, would you be a Wonderwall, or be caught beneath a landslide in a champagne supernova in the sky?

What HAS love got to do with it?

We know who shot the Sherrif, but who actually shot the Deputy.

Is it wrong to record a radio show for your other half to play at your own funeral/wake?
If it is, what would be on your playlist?

Is KT Tunstall the only person on this earth that a big black horse has proposed to?

What is being blamed on the boogie?
What is the way to San Jose?
Exactly how many roads must a man walk down?
What do you do when minority means you?
If you were a hero, just for one day, why?
Musha ring dum a do dum a da, who drank all the whisky in the jar-o?
Why do you not like Mondays?

How soon is now?

Where do you go to my lovely, when you're alone in your head?

We were all forced as children to sing hosanna to the king of kings. But what is a hosanna? I would have preferred singing the Metal Mickey theme tune to the king instead. "Electronic guy, electronic guy, with a digital smile...."

Hi, Penwell,
Same sort of thing as hallelujah. Hope that helps.
Cheers,

Ou sont les neiges d'anton?

What, exactly are Fergie's humps?

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Hi Phill & Noel, how about this question.
If David Bowie got life on mars, could he get time off for good behavior?

When 2Unlimited said "no no, no no no no, no no no no, no no there's no limit...." where they lying?? Was there really a limit?

If both of you did the time warp, where in time and space would you want to end up?

Are Glee versions of classic rock song really Satan's lift muzak in disguise?

Kraftwerk. Were they really the Robots, or were they just lying to get the sci-fi fan vote?

Can Billy Ray Cyruss now get treatment on the NHS for his Achy Breaky Heart?

Is Des 'O Connor now allowed to show his Dick A Dum Dum in public?

Please can we have Mark Ronson as the 'defacto host' - he is really good

How can the writers of great songs also write terribe ones?
It doesn't really happen in other art forms: Titian didn't occasionally produce rubbish matchstick men pictures. Shakespeare never came out with a Jeffrey Archer novel.
So how could Bob Dylan write "Wiggle Wiggle"? How could David Bowie write the whole album "Tonight"?

Which leads to the subsidiary question:
What are the worst songs by great songwriters?

What's the meaning if life? :/

Why did you not post my comment?

Just cause I critised your crap show!!!!!!!!

Bette Davis Eyes or Ol' Blue Eyes?

How Sonic are the Youth?

Jam or The Jam?

Who would win a cake sale bake-off???

Supergrass - speciality: Lemon Drizzle.
or
Supertramp - speciality: Victoria Sponge.

You have been given the power to eliminate one Christmas song from the world as if it never existed. Which do you pick?

Men at Work, or, the Boss?

HOLIDAYS IN THE SUN OR NO FUTURE?

Which is better out of the two:
The Who or Doctor Who?

Discuss.
x

Most sexually confusing music video of all time. Go.

Who would you have in a hot air balloon, Mika or a Giant Jelly Baby?

When it comes to music, what are your guilty pleasures? :)

Never mind the buzzcocks is one of my favorite shows on tv and it will be amazing if you could ask Noel this question:

Are the brown bits in banannas tarantula eggs?

please pick this question to ask Noel, thanks :D
zoe :D

Captain Beefheart or Cap'n Crunch?

Here's one for Phil as I suspect that Noel is far too young.

Did Typically Tropical ever get to Barbados?

Love the HIGNFY format of rotating Question Masters and the mutual fun aspect of NMTB.

Another quick question:

Which better defines Billy Joel:

A) Uptown Girl?

B) Piano Man?

C) She's Always A Woman?

Buzzcocks Rock!!!

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My Question is....."We have all heard the song at some point in our lives when forced to watch The Sound of Music by some irritating relative, but how do you actually solve a problem like maria?"

To point out to Phil Jupitus re 3/01/11 episode of Never Mind the Buzzcocks Suicide Solution was by Ozzy Osbourne not Judas Priest.

hey, how do you be in the auidence of the nevermind the buzzcocks???

#BuzzcocksQT : My favourite guitar solo of all time is comfortably numb by pink floyd because unlike most guitar solos it isnt about showing how many notes you can play in 30 seconds, but it goes with the sadness of the song
What is your favourite guitar solo of all time and why???

my favourite guitar solo of all time is in comfortably numb by pink floyd ; What us your favourite guitar solo of all time and why??

Bowie or Jagger?? and why ....

Dappy vs Bieber .... who would you bet on in a fight?

my fav song is the tears by robots in disguise .... what is your fav song and why?

If you were a type of chocolate bar, which one would would define you the best and why?

the hollies or the horrors

what is the song that makes you cringe the most?

KISS or aerosmith??

If you could listen to one last song before you die, what would it be?

If you had a theme tune what would it be?

Who has better dance moves, Mick Jagger or Kate Bush? x

rollermania or beatlemania??

which album cover describes your personality the best?

which artists do you think ruin music?

If you could perform on stage with any artist (dead or alive) who would it be?

who in your opinion invented "music"?