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hello.
Why do you always refer to your co presenters by their surnames?

Lets be honest Dan, the Chuckle Brothers are the pinnacle of the celebrity world, nothing could eclipse meeting Barry and Paul...

Excellent work. Who did Hansen say would win the Man united Chelsea game??

I know there's always one pedant in a comments section, but Barcelona's president is called JOAN Laporta not Juan. I know that normally that's not such a big deal, but given his politics he would be pretty insulted to be called by the Spanish name Juan!!

After the revelations that came out about the seedy chuckle did you meet them in a car park at a motorway service station?? Dannii though Wowser!

Seedorf segment should be decent as he has always come accross well in interviews and (if I remember correctly) does a lot of charity work... a good clip of him is on youtube.. he gets absolutely rinsed in a slide tackle by an 8 year old boy.. who turns out to be the son of Paolo Maldini.. fairly funny.

Tony Yeboah

Mr. Dan Motson,
Thanks for the blog, interesting as usual.
Once again the talking heads give you stick. Wish I could see it...
Hope your flights to Barcelona and Milan do not need to be refuelled half way like Mr. Hansen's. I look forward to reading the blog.
My saddest sporting moment was when I got bowled out by the slowest bowler I have ever faced. The delivery was a yorker, right there in the block hole, but barely had the velocity to reach me. I was in my twenties trying to impress some ladies, the bowler was a ten year old in the class I taught.
I also taught in Spain for a bit. Barcelona is brilliant. Catalonia is impressive all round. Still preferred the Pyrenees though. Never been to Italy though planned a trip to Mount Etna in 2001. Ended up in South Carlonia.
Have a good time on the continent, family goign with you or are you on your tod?

How were the Easter eggs and have you eaten them all yet?

Pat Van Den Hauwe

Chuckle Brothers are incredible! Speaking of which I once met Gary Neville at a wedding in a cheshire hotel. He was a genuinelly nice guy and had plenty of time to chat to us despite some of our family being citeh fans.

Greatest sporting moment, finishing 14th in school cross country and then 24th in the following county trials!

Getting bowled behind my legs by a slow ball from a friend who fancied himself as the English Shane Warne! I watched the ball in slow motion as I thought it would miss everything before it caught something on the matting (artificial cricket net) and moved back, hitting my leg stump!

Cue celebrations from him, and some embarrassment from me!

How long did the creme egg survive before it was scoffed?

Ivo Stas

I once took the British number one to three games in table tennis. It sounds impressive until I tell you that she was forty-six and I was in my prime at 16! ... it was also best of five games :(

My worst sporting moment has to be coming into school on sports day to be told i had been volunteered to represent my class in the hurdles.
Seen as I was volunteered for entertainment purposes, it was expected that i would just run into every single hurdle and embarass my self, I thought 'Ill show them'. And I did

I managed to clear the first one!


Oh my not so athletic youth!

Anyway

Lots of love

Michael Laudrup

"A quick check on the wonder web revealed that his budget flight would need refuelling............He told a steward from BA that he needed to get off and the bloke opened the door."

Budget Airline BA? Wow, that strike has seriously harmed British Airways. And which Budget Airline flies into Heathrow? I'm confused?

Whilst chatting up a gorgeous young girl when I was fielding on the long leg boundary, I was distracted by shouts of "Catch it!". Turning I saw the ball looping towards me and in my panic managed to overrun it, letting it land behind me and the batsmen take three runs. After hurling the ball back in the most macho way I could to the jeers of my team mates, I turned back to the girl only to see her walking away as fast as possible.
C'est l'amour, c'est la guerre.

Frank Strandli

Hi Dan, great blog.

My worst sporting moment ever was after I won the South Norfolk 1500m race in my last year at middle school. Having been in the top two I qualified for the Norfolk County final. Well a few days before the final, my PE teacher told me that there was no final for the 1500m! I was dissappointed, but not too cut up. Well a few months later, I began at secondary school. The boy who came 3rd in that race (who was from another middle school) came and asked me why I didn`t run in the final. In fact he had been asked to take my place, as I didn`t turn up. He only went and won the final! I was gutted. If I had won the final, so then it was the southern England trials, and then the national trials, and then the europeans, and worlds, Olympics, world records...you name it. Not to mention all that prize money, and fame and fortune, and guesting on Football Focus talking about my favourite footy team, Liverpool. But I am not bitter against my PE teacher :)

Hi Dan,
I have to take issue with the "nation's favourite pundit" line - I don't remember there ever being one of those Bank Holiday Monday style programmes counting down from 100-1 with the like of Anne Robinson and Phil Jupitus giving us hilarious anecdotes about each entry ...

Afraid to say I find Mr Hansen (and his MOTD mate Mr Lawrenson) extremely irritating, and Hansen and Dixon's joshing about 15 titles must have had you all rolling around with laughter, eh?

Trevor Hockey

Worst moment possibly being in goal during games and getting knocked sparko by a shot that ricocheted off the post and straight into my mush!

Erland Johnsen

Hi Dan,
Mr.Hansen seems like a bit of a bully from what you say doesn't he?

Your Martin O'Neill question was great and fully justified as the two are close pals. I appreciate most of what you said in your blog was in jest, but having these ex-footballers on board is because of their footie knowledge and contacts.
I'm sure it wont stop Martin joining up with the Beeb for the World Cup like in Germany!

You are the fans conduit to what's really going on..so be brave and continue to ask the questions us fans want to know.

As for Mr.Laporta keeping you hanging around..shame on him - give him some tricky questions not just the usual Messi lovein - he wont be around much longer as Barca President anyway so tell him if he's good you might put a kind word in for him a job on the sofa for Focus/MOTD/or the World Cup panel..keep Alan and Martin on their toes ;)

Not necessarily embarrassing, but my least favourite sporting moment was in goal once at five a side. I'd been playing a blinder, when a shot came in from the left, I got a hand to the ball but it span in beating me at the near post.

Of course, it also resulted in a broken little finger (I still finished the match...) Good times.

Steve Ogrizovic

"I once took the British number two to three games in table tennis. It sounds impressive until I tell you that she was six and I was in my prime at 21!"

And that was the BRITISH no.2! What kind of paunch were you wearing at 21yo??!

(You sure that wasn't pétanque you were playing?)

Dan,

Shame you couldn't hang around in Barcelona for Saturday night's match, whereas if I was invited to the Milan match, I would make my excuses and leave.

Don't think Hansen would have been too impressed with the defending for Bayern's two goals on Wednesday though.

20) Whats this about Oggy breaking his finger? Are you sure it wasn't that Oggy bashing bully Ian Wright standing on it?

Hi Dan. First off...was Hansen drunk last week? He looked a little detatched from his normal cool exterior. This made me think of past drunk appearances from guests and pundits. Remember Flintoff pitch side before England vs Paraguay in 2006, a shame you cannot get hold of that clip anywhere (any help with this dan)? There was also a Germany game during that tournament where it seemed Shearer had indulged in an all day session right before turning upto the studio for the evening kick off.

Secondly, i'm looking forward to anything I see regarding Laporta. I think the ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ did a documentary about him during his presidency election circa 2003/2004...a great piece of television.

Also, Footballers outside sporting prowess. Wasn't Peter Schmeichel an international Handball player in Denmark. I'm sure Clive Allen was also once an American NFL Football star?

Ned Zelic

To make it more like Die Hard 2 you'd have had to page Hansen and then wait for him to ring you back off a stupidly large hand set from the plane.

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My worst moment came three years ago, playing five aside. On the opposition side was a little french bloke, who had skills to spare. Try as I might I just couldn't get the ball off him. Frustrated at my lack of success, I took an almighty swing at the ball. He was too quick and too clever. He rolled the ball away and left his foot up. I toe ended the bottom of his boot, and crunch! There goes my big toe.

Thinking it might just be bruising, I decide to go in goal. After a few minutes there Big guy on the left comes hairing towards the goal. When I saw Big, I mean Lennox Lewis big, legs like tree trunks. I get to the edge of the area to close the angle. He lets fly with an amighty strike that has everything behind it. It's going to my right and I instinctively stick out the right hand. Unfortunately not instinctive enough to go palm outwards, but palm down. The ball hits the end of my thumb. Crunch! and that's gone as well. Find out the next day, I'd broken both toe and thumb, after 32 years of never having broken anything. To make matters worse, Big guy's an Arsenal fan.

Gudni Bergsson

I once came in first place for annual school cross country, proceeded to go mental with celebration only to be told I'd been demoted to second place after going round the wrong side of a tree. It was the last bloody tree before the home staright aswell. I felt like a right Barry Chuckle after that one...

Samassi Abou

Another whinge I'm afraid Dan. No mention of Saints JPT win on Focus last week, not even in 7 days. And then Brighton v Saints was the only match not to have the goals on The Football league Show last Saturday. Is ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ Sport full of Pompey fans?

I'm sure I recall a mention for Southampton winning the paint pot on Football Focus? Not kept it on the Sky box so can't be 100% sure but pretty confident that they did.

Francis Benali

Dan Walker wrote:

Spursaardvark (THFC4) Sounds like you were taking 2 for the team there partner. Did your lot win the game in the end?

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No. I went off, were a man down and they were steamrolling (steamroller-ing?) us anyway. We were lucky to escape without a rugby score style thrashing.

Still, the thumb break was a save.

Nicola Berti

"I've been re-directed to Luton" came the quite worrying text.....

Encouraging to see that Hansen's succinct texting style clearly does not suffer a 'lol' or a 'tb' gladly.

Kingsley Black

Hi Dan, you should have noticed why Barcelona is more than a club. The answer is very clear and dissapointing in the video itself. They talk more about the Catalonian identity than football. I would say it is more than a club, in fact, it is a regional political party.

Seriously Dan, I want your job! Milan and Barcelona in one week, and meeting all the football players and managers in their own homes too - must be fascinating! I wouldn't even need to be paid if I got to meet