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With the entire ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ on high alert for April Fool's Day spoofs, I return to work this morning to find that the long-debated Penzance ferry terminal project appears to have finally run out of steam. No joke - it seems to be true. Anger and despair at County Hall and blame flying in all directions. I have no idea who was responsible for the but clearly the time has come for a re-make. Subject to the usual ³ÉÈËÂÛ̳ requirements about taste and decency, I'm happy to host efforts here.